I'm kinda sad rn but I hope you're enjoying this story.
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TheRoastMaster's Kingdom
DaithiDeNogla: yo this guy just gave me his number what do I do
RoastMaster: don't be rude, text him
DaithiDeNogla: BUT HES GONNA ASK ME OUT AND I DONT DO THAT THATS GAY
RoastMaster: cHECK UR FUCKING PRIVILEGE NEARLY EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT IS GAY
DaithiDeNogla: yeah but if a guy gave you his number you wouldn't want to go out with him, right?
SexIsMyCountry: the fuck u saying bitch
DaithiDeNogla: I am trying to ask Evan a serious question
RoastMaster: ur asking me what to do with a number that a guy gave you
DaithiDeNogla: IM NOT FUCKING GAY
SexIsMyCountry: the fuck u have against gays
WildHoe: wtf is going on r we kicking davids ass
Moo: BITCH YES HES COMING FOR THE GAYS
BasicallyIDoWrk: cumming**
DaithiDeNogla: no this is harassment
RoastMaster: no u just hate gays
DaithiDeNogla: EV UR NOT GAY Y R U ATTACKING ME
RoastMaster: SO I HAVE TO BE GAY TO DEFEND THEIR RIGHTS?
SexIsMyCountry: what does it matter if Evan's gay or not tho
RoastMaster has changed DaithiDeNogla's name to DaithiDeNoPrivilege
SexIsMyCountry: this is why I stan this chat
RoastMaster: I gotta go guys I have a date
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: shit is she cute
RoastMaster: he's really cute, thanks for asking
SexIsMyCountry: OH FUCK
WildHoe: NOGLA GOT SHIT ON
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: well I feel like a terrible person
Moo: BECAUSE U R HOE
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RoastMaster: GATHER ROUND PEASANTS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
SexIsMyCountry: oh FUCK THE KING HAS RETURNED
WildHoe: R u finally going to leave this chat
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: what is it
Moo: stfu Tyler
Terroriser: I'm here
BasicallyIDoWrk: I'm here too
RoastMaster: alright everyone is here
RoastMaster: I have summoned you all because........*drumroll*
RoastMaster: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Moo: hOLY FUCK CONGRATS
SexIsMyCountry: wtf how did you get one before me
SexIsMyCountry: you're asexual????
WildHoe: this is news to me
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: well yeah obviously he said it that day you left the group cuz u were pissed
WildHoe: and you didn't think to tell me when I came back?????
RoastMaster: Tyler stfu this is my moment and ur taking it from me
Moo: this is why you can't have nice things
RoastMaster: ikr smh
Terroriser: what's his name
RoastMaster: I'm not saying
BasicallyIDoWrk: y not
RoastMaster: because then you're gonna stalk him and scare him away
SexIsMyCountry: what? Idk what u mean
WildHoe: idc unless he hurts you beCAUSE THEN I WILL FUCK HIM UP
Moo: oh shit Tyler cares
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I'm definitely screenshotting the shit out of this
RoastMaster: shit me too this is some good shit
SexIsMyCountry: ikr this is LIT
Moo: go home
SexIsMyCountry: fair enough
Terroriser: lol he went offline XD
BasicallyIDoWrk: he's going back to his home planet
RoastMaster: he will be missed
SexIsMyCountry: I'm back bitches
RoastMaster: shIT
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SexIsMyCountry: we should meet up
SexIsMyCountry: like irl
RoastMaster: ummm, how about nO
BasicallyIDoWrk: why not Ev, you scared?
WildHoe: yes I would like to know why too
RoastMaster: because stranger danger
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: you've been talking to us for the past three months????
RoastMaster: yea but if we meet irl u might all plan to kidnap me
Moo: Evan doesn't want us to meet his boyfriend, that's his problem!!!
SexIsMyCountry: oh yea! We still haven't met that fucker
RoastMaster: brOCK I TRUSTED U
Moo: that was ur first mistake
RoastMaster: I'm being attacked and I don't like it
WildHoe: paYBACK's A BITCH AINT IT
Terroriser: so, where are we meeting?
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ^^^^^^
SexIsMyCountry: how about that big ass McD's on central ave
RoastMaster: ..........that sounds good
WildHoe: Ev look on the bright side, we can finally have that fight
RoastMaster: hoe I will destroy you and you know it, not to mention I have backup
Moo: OMG YES UR BRINGING HIM
SexIsMyCountry: yeS BiTcH
Terroriser: no guys this is bad, if this guy is dating EVAN then we're gonna have TWO ROASTERS
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: SHIT U RITE
Moo: tbh only David and Tyler need to worry
SexIsMyCountry: wHAt aBOUT U Mr. RACIST
BasicallyIDoWrk: alright before we get into this again can we just all agree that no matter what, everyone is going to get shit on
RoastMaster: alright but as long as we're clear of my position here