Walking threw the front door of my house i was bombarded with dread
Will my brother kill me
Will he kill leo
What will brittany do
Why the fuck is there a cactus in a shot glass on the bench
I still smell like mustard (thanks a lot leo)
Ok maybe the last two weren't a priority but who the fuck puts a miniature cactus in a shot glass
Oh wait i did that a few weeks ago
I found Harold (yes i named the cactus harold) in the gutter and thought he was cute
He (yes it is a he) was about half the size of my pinky,i couldnt leave him so i took him home and put him in a shot glass
Its cute
Any way
I walked into the lounge room to find my brother and his slut sitting on the couch (they werent making out this time thankfully)
Brittany was smirking and eyeing up leo and licking her lips
EWWWWW bitch he is mine
Wait did i just say that ugh im like a jealous girlfriend
My brother just had a look of disappointment
" why didnt you tell us that you had a boyfriend"
I hate my life all i want to say to him is
To go hump a cactus
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Hey guys i know its been ages and im a horrible person but im busy dealing with my boyfriend and all that crap
Anyway happy easter
And yar ill keep updating dont worry
And im sorry i keep confusing myself with the name of scarletts brother dont worry you will find out next chapter
Soo
Have courage <3