This is a CATastrophe! (Black...

By fishy_bowl

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When you find a box of kittens on the sidewalk, you decide to take them in. When you do, your life become muc... More

Just purrrfect!!
Interests
Shopping in hell
Ramen night!
Love gone wrong
New life
News Flash!
Thoughts and Opinions
Just Dance!
Do you love me?
Mall ball
Secrets and Revealing
Sleep problems
Glasses with Miss Bitch
It's a Deal
Adjusting to a new life
It's all connected!
Coffee Talk
Behind your back
Arguments and Windows
Announcement
Uncomfortable Silence
True Story
Possessive Pride
Is it a Date?
Amusement Park Stalking
Caught!
Picture
Party Invitation
Tea Time
Bottles
Hidden Feelings
Uninvited Guest
Ugly Truth
Redemption
It's Time
Flyers and Conflicts
Burning Riddle
Preparations!
Going Home
A/N
Q&A
Epilogue
A Complaint

Lunch break

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You woke up in your bed, wrapped up in the covers of warmth. Sitting up, you started to recall what happened last night.

You must've fell asleep on the couch, and someone carried you up. You really didn't care who brought you up, but you silently thanked them after slipping out of bed.

Looking at the clock on your nightstand, you realized that it was 10:00 in the morning. You grabbed your phone, and turned it on, to see that Austin had texted you at 9:45.

Austin: R u okay for 1:00?

(Y/n): Omg Austin I'm so sorry! Sounds great...

Austin: Lol wow (Y/n)

Austin: You slept in, didn't you?

(Y/n): Yes...

You turned off your phone, and placed it down with care and waltzed to the closet, in which you pondered on what you were going to wear today.

"Mi'lady, may I come in?" You heard a voice smooth as silk ask.

"Sure," you replied, your attention on your closet. You hear the door open, and Sebastian coming in.

"Need any help?" He asked, and you nodded in response. He walked over and pushed you to the side, like he was criticizing your fashion sense.

"Hmm... you're going on a date today, correct?" He asked you, and you stepped away from him a little.

"Uh, no. It's a friend-to-friend thing," you replied. Sebastian just stared at you with a raised eyebrow, not believing you. He then turned back to your closet and chose out a cream-colored top, with the silky sleeves off your shoulders and two spaghetti straps securing the top to your body. He then took out a pair of jean shorts.

"I don't understand why this time period has such revealing clothes. Some man was running outside with only shorts on," he said to you, as you grabbed a light blue sweatshirt to go along with the clothes.

"Well, I don't understand why your time period had lords and ladies all all that shit," you replied, looking at Sebastian with a smirk. He raised an eyebrow.

"Out," you ordered, pointing to the door with a smile. "Also, are the rest fed?"

He nodded, and replied with a simple, "yes, my lady," and left. Flopping on your bed, you smiled up to the ceiling. Today was going to be great!

You got up and got dressed, and then grabbed your brush and headed downstairs, phone in pocket.

"Good morning," you yawned. Looking around, you noticed that they were no where in sight. A paw on your ankle made you jump, and you looked down to see Grell with a smile. He mewed a good morning, his tail brushing up against your leg as he walked away.

Well, you took it as a good morning, at least.

You felt something jump up, trying to get into your arms, and you caught the mop of spotted yellow fur. The cat gave you an odd smirk and sexually meowed. You wondered if any cat could pull off a meow like that.

"Hello, Mr. Pedo," you said with a smile and waltzed to the couch where Alois and Claude were sitting. He frowned at you, and a cloud of mist covered him, and you felt the weight on your arms grow heavier.

"Who are you calling a pedophile?" He asked with a grumpy look, your eyes wide. Shutting them quickly, you squeaked, "can you please turn back into a cat?!"

You felt the weight of Ronald decrease, and looked down to see him back in his fully, grumpy cat glory. He meowed darker, and you just started petting him.

You saw his face soften, and his eyes close purring. To you, he felt like a cute, soft blanket. You looked over to see Alois and Claude looking at you with no expression.

"What? Jealous?" You asked with a sneaky smile. Both looked away, while Claude jumped off the couch.

You sighed, a sleepy kitty on your lap that was close to dozing off and you had nothing to do but to pet a cat that was enjoying your touch.

Claude came back with an electronic watch, showing that it was 11:40, which almost made you fall of the couch in surprise. You were going to be late!

After placing a now sleeping Ronald down onto a plush pillow, you ran to put on some sandals that Sebastian must've put out for you to wear. He really thought this was a date, huh? You mused with a smile, as you grabbed your purse and opened the door.

"I'll see you later, guys," you said to the cats that were gathering around you, tails swishing from side to side in a relaxed way. "Don't get into any trouble, and whatever you do, do NOT go outside. I'd have no idea what to do if you were gone."

You waved them a goodbye with a sweet smile, and closed the house door. Grabbing your bike, you head to the destination that Austin sent (he sent the coordinates, in which you were just following).

At the house, Alois looked at Claude with a frown.

"Where is she going?" He mewed with annoyance, staring at the door with a deathly glare. Claude noticed his expression, knowing that Alois was jealous.

"Calm down, your highness," he replied with a calm expression, but deep inside him, he felt the same way as his master did. He walked away from the door, leaving Alois behind.

He walked past Ronald, who was pestering William to the best of his ability.

"Oh, come on! You spend all day and night reading, and nothing fun!" He complained to the poor William that was trying to read in peace.

"Reading is fun for me, and I do get plenty of rest," William replied, swatting him off and flipping the page. "Now leave me alone."

Ronald smirked, and replied, "are you jealous that (Y/n) petted me and not you?"

William's ears twitched in annoyance. He angrily flipped another page, however a little unfocused.

"Get out of my sight."

Ronald left with a content smile, to where Grell was watching Sebastian with a dreamy look in his eyes. He sighed, wondering how you were doing.


You were doing just fine, not too much traffic and luckily not getting hit by a car. You felt your phone go off a few times in your pocket, but you didn't bother checking your phone.

Finally reaching your destination, you hopped off your bike and locked it to the rack. Looking up at the sign, you read, Coffee Cafe. What a common name for a cafe.

You walked in, absorbing the scenery. It was a quiet, yet peaceful little place.

"(Y/n)! Over here!" You heard a soft voice yell. You walked to Austin, who had a coffee in front of him and a small smile on his face.

"Sorry I'm a little late. Sleepy kitty," you said with a smile. He nodded, understanding what you're saying.

"Yeah, I have one lazy cat at my house, too. I named her Mikasa," he replied, taking a sip of his coffee. "You know what that's from."

You laughed a little, and nodded. A girl with long black hair and chocolate brown eyes came up to you with a smile.

"May I get something for you?" She asked with pleasant smile.

"I'll have (favorite drink) and a cup of chocolate," you replied with a smile. She looked over at Austin.

"I'm fine, thank you," he said in a mature tone. She nodded, filed out the order sheet, and left us be.

"So... how are they... I mean, uh, the cats?" Austin asked, face paling a little bit. "Do they treat you well?"

You were a bit off-guard with the question he asked, but you replied, "yeah, they're like living, breathing, walking pillows. I mean, sure they can turn half-naked, but that makes no difference. So yeah, they treat me well."

He sighed in relief. From his experience with them, he was sincerely worried about you. Austin was just happy that you were well and they weren't abusing you.

"Okay, good. I had a different experience with them, anyways," Austin laughed. Your expression darkened slightly.

"What happened?" You asked in a stern voice. He turned paler than before from the tone that you used.

"W-well, some of them didn't really cooperate with me, others were stuck up, and some kept criticizing my fashion sense."

"Fashion sense?" You asked.

"Grell."

You nodded. That made perfect sense, since you always saw Grell looking at himself in a mirror in cat form and human alike.

"Sorry about them," you said, rubbing the back of your neck as the waitress came back with a small cup of rich, creamy chocolate with cream on the side and a silver spoon and your (favorite drink) on a platter. "I'll talk to them when I get back."

"N-no! It's fine! They're cool," he replied, his cheeks pink with embarrassment. You raised an eyebrow, taking a bite of chocolate. Your eyes widened.

"W-wow, oh my gosh," you muttered, taking another bite, intoxicated by the flavor. Austin watched you with a small smile.

"I thought y-you would like it here! They make really good desserts," he said with a sheepish grin. You laughed a little.

"It's really good! Why haven't I been here before?" You asked him, delighted of the quaint little cafe's chocolate.

"It's actually really underrated," Austin replied with a lopsided grin. He looked out the window, watching people pass. "Sadly."

You nodded, and looked out the window with him. A cat ran along the sidewalk, which made you ask yourself how the others were doing at home.

You really hoped that they didn't burn the house down.

The cat stopped, and sat on the edge of the sidewalk near the cafe, staring up at you like it knew something.

"Hey, that cat looks familiar..." Austian noted, and he was right. With slick, black fur and mitten paws, he stared at you with those unmistakable crimson eyes. You glared at the cat, whose eyes showed amusement.

"Sebastian," you muttered. "Of course."

The cat just got up, and walked away without looked back. Austin turned to you.

"So, what are you going to do about that?" He asked. You looked back.

"I think I'll lock him out for the night," you responded in an annoyed tone.

"Harsh."

"Have you watched Noragami yet?" You asked him in a lighter tone. He shook his head, and you gasped.

"You have to watch it!" You said, "it's so good!"

"I'll put that on my list," he replied with a smile. You nodded in approval, and patted him on the head.

"Good boy," you said, and took another bite of chocolate.

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