My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

By Starryxnight_

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#1 in humor on 24.01.2018 Picture this- You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day sta... More

▪ 1. Pyaar Diwana Hota Hai ▪
▪ 2. The Flash(Female) ▪
▪ 3. Friendzoned ▪
▪ 4. Surprise Or Shock? ▪
▪ 5. FanGirling ▪
▪ 6. Lost And Found ▪
▪ 7. Jealous Me?... Nah! ▪
▪ 8. Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki Tragedy ▪
▪ 9. Heart Break Alert ▪
▪ 10. Kyunki PagalPanti Bhi Zaroori Hai ▪
▪ 11. Dealing With The Devil ▪
▪ 12. Murder Mystery ▪
▪ 13. Messing Up Things. ▪
▪ 14. Nightmares. ▪
▪ 15. Outburst. ▪
▪ 16. A Reason To Live ▪
▪ 17. I Promise. ▪
▪ 18. Khatro Ke Khiladi ▪
▪ 19. BREAK-UP NO. 100! ▪
▪ 20. True love. ▪
▪ 21. Is this love? ▪
▪ 22. Maine hothon se lagai toh. ▪
▪ 23. Good Girl Gone Bad! ▪
▪ 24. Sharing Pain. ▪
▪ 25. Surprise. ▪
▪ 26. Mine to Love. ▪
▪ 27. Yeh Wahi Ladka Hai Na? ▪
▪ 28. Bondings. ▪
▪ 29. She Left. ▪
▪ 30. With love, from Bhai. ▪
▪ 31. One Step Closer. ▪
▪ 32. Who are you? ▪
▪ 33.We aren't going on a war, are we? ▪
▪ 34. Barish. ▪
▪ 35. Can I have Gems Instead? ▪
▪ 36. Will You Be My Valentine? ▪
▪ 37. Dil Tut Gaya ▪
▪ 38. Bhoot Aaya! ▪
39. Aap Yaha Aye Kisliye?
40. Valentine's.
41. Hatke Valentine?
42. Hum Tum...Kidnap Hogaye!
43. Ab Kya?
45. Doc, Mere Dil Meh Aap Ho!
46.Tu aise bol raha hai jaise mere peeche..
47. Durrrr ki 'friend'!
48. Abhi Kyun Mara?
49. Bol Do Na Zara...
50. Aryman, may you R.I.P.
51. Dadi Tu Kab Jayegi😢
52. Let Me Heal You.
53. Shaadi Pakki?
54. Main dua karti hu...
55. Ab Dangal hoga!
56. Someone puh-lease kill me!
57. Just follow my instructions you idio!
58. Jungle main aag lagi...
59. Chalo jail chale...
60. Bole toh...
61. Sath samundar par...
62. The End

44. Didi? Jijaji?

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"Mujhe movie dekhni hai!!" Rinku said and began untieing me and nandini.

"Areee dimaag bhech ke aai ho ka? Iska romeo damki diye hai humko aur tumhe movie dekhna ka hai!mare hu milenge hum tumhe....baat karti hai...badi hai movie dekhne wali" he said and earned a smack from rinku.

"bol diye matbal bol diye!hum aur nanidni movie dekhenge!tumhe jo karna hai khud karo!" She said in a fierce tone and dragged us with herself.

"Dabangg!!" Nandu jumped in excitment.

The movie began and soon totla and chota don joined us.

"Ab kya hua, jao?" Rinku lashed at them

"Baby.." he smiled cheekily

"Woh ka hai na,usne 24 gante bola toh abhi toh bohot time hai pehele film dekh lete hai phir sath meh bet ke kuch sooch lenge!" He said sweetly and rinku just rolled her eyes.

Man she has some swag!

Control main rakha hai pati ko...Acha hai!

The movie resumed and we all enjoyed it with popcorns.

We all heard a loud thud and moved out to see the door broken down and the hulk entered.

(Bg song playing in the background due to the movie)😂😂
hud hudd dabang dabang dabangg dabangg
hud hudd dabang dabang dabangg dabangg

man balwaan, laage chattan, rahe maidan mein aage
hud hudd dabang dabang dabangg dabangg
hud hudd dabang dabang dabangg dabangg

Nandini aur rinku ne siti mari and i settled down on the chair to see the show.

Manik's eyes softened seeing nandini but turned red in anger when his eyes zeored to chotku.

Yeh toh gaya!

"You!!!" He shouted taking long stride and held him up in the air with one hand and i just looked at him all amazed.

"Kaha tha na? But nahi...tujhe toh apni karni hai!ab tu dekh!"

"Ale yeh tho titting hai....istne 24 gante bola tha yeh toh 24 minat main aa gaya!! Nahi teather!!(cheater)!yeh tether hai!!"

"Hah!sahi hai tum cheater ho! Jhoot bola tune hum tumse baat nahi karenge jao kati!" Chota don said still hanging in the air and turned his face away from manik.

Kati bati khel ne aaye hai kya?

He thinks manik cares?

Hell no!

"You know what i don't care!" Came a firm respond.

Dekha kaha tha na!

" i just know you showed your guts by kidnapping my friend and my nandini and now you have to pay" he said making sure each word reached his mind which he lacks.

"Hah! Isse thikane laga do!waise bhi hum inse tang aa gaye hai! Le jao waise bhi hame naya pati chahiye!" Rinku spoke making us surprised and nandini laugh harder.

Naya pati?

Dusra pati?

Koi sale hai kya jaha pati milte hai?

Ek acha na lage toh dusra le jao! SALE!!! SALE!! SALE..!

I shivered at my thoughts...

Aaj kal ki ladkiyan!!!

Bohot karab hai jamana!

Sigh!

"Rinku ko chodo woh toh kuch bhi bolti hai, par DIDI!" Chota don said grabbing our attention from rinku devi.

"You talking to me?" Nandini questioned pointing at herself.

"Hah! DIDI jijadi ko bolo na maaf kar de... please!" He begged as he was on the verge of crying.

Ssrly? Didi? Jijaji?

Yeh itna smart kabse hogaya?

But mujhe nahi lagta manik ko koi farak padega!

"Sorry bhaiya par apke JIJU apko maaf karne ke mod mai nahi hai!" She mocked and moved aside.

"DIDI!!! AISA NA KAROOO!!!PLEASEEE......." he started crying😢😢😢😭

"Teli toh!" Totla said while coming with a rod behind manik.

*gasp*

But our hero turned on the right time and

Thwack!

Dinky don ne mara sixer sida chota don ke sar pe!!

"Kya kar raha hai! Pagal hai kya?" Chota cried holding his head and slumped down on the ground.

Manik turned towards dinky (totla) and

by god ki kasam uska expression dekhne jaisa
tha..

He totally regretted trying to hit manik.

"Ab tera Kya hoga kalia?" Manik slowly moved towards him with a smirk.

"Nahi!! Nahi!!" He begged while moving backward.

"hanji hanji!" Manik said moving in a circle exchanging places with totla.

Thwack!

Aap sabko kya laga manik ne mara? Nahi Nahi!

Nandu bhen ne four mara manik ke shoulder pe😂😂

"Nandu!!!aahhhhhh mujhe kyun mara!" He said rubbing his shoulder.

"Manik tum beech mai kyun aaye main usse marne wali thi!!" Nandu cribbed.

"Maine help mangi?" He questioned

"Aeh statue👆!!" Manik said to totla who was about to move.

"Nahi mangi but mujhe karni hai" she glared at manik.

"Hahah iska bhi wahi haal hai😂😂" chota don said giving me hi-fi as we shamelessly laughed at poor manik's condition.

"Okay now go! And waha se hilna mat!" Manik instructed and she bobbed her head

"Statue over!" He said and punched him and he had a crash landing on the floor.

"Dinky ud gaya😂😂"rinku commented.

"Tu!" Manik said picking up chota don from the floor.

He again raised him up in the air and twirled him.

Romantic wala nahi bheno!! Action wala tum bhi na, kuch bhi mat socho😜

Thwack!

"Ahhh teri!!"

"Ouch!"

We heard two ouchs!

Pehele wala chota don ka tha becoz manik ne usse zor se patak diya

Aur dusra tha manik ka kyonki is bar nandini ne manik ke sar pe sixer mara.!😂

"Nandu!tu kiske side hai?" Manik said rubbing his now sore head.

"Ofcourse baby! tumhare" she gave a sheepish smile.

"Please meri maa maat kar meri madat!Cabir!!!" He called for me.

"Vaha khada khada commentary karne ke bajaye teri bhen ko kabu meh rakh! Warna yeh dono mujhe mare na mare teri bhen mujhe zaroor mar degi!" Manik cried and i quietly pulled nandu.

"Tera Hero hai na unke liye tu mat try kar hero baneka! Tu heroine hai tu bass kadi rahe! Tiger shroff banne ki koi zarurat nahi hai!" She slowly bobbed her head and went to sit on the bean bag while eating popcorn.

Good!😥

"you are under arrest!" Police came into the scene and arrested chota and totla.

Rinku smiled widely!😁

Itni khush?😒

"Tum thik toh ho na?" Manik ran towards nandu and hugged her..

" i was so scared! Did they hurt you?" He questioned examining her after breaking the hug.

"No i am fine! I missed you!" She said and again hugged him.

"Never do that to me!.." manik slowly whispered as he kissed her forehead.

"Aap hume chod ke chale jainge toh hum akele pad jaenge.." i heard rinku as she shifted more closer to me.


"Manik! main bhi hu!" I shouted and moved towards manan.

"Tu thik hai na?" He questioned and i lightly nodded.

"Thank you Mr. Malhotra!" The police handshaked with manik and went taking both the idiots.

"Nahi!!!" I heard them shout while being dragged by the police.

"Ab jao, jail main chaki pissing pissing!" I shouted back and we all burst out laughing.
****

Hoi,

Kidnapping over😥

I got such lovely comments yar!!
Ek ne bola i am best😁🤘
Ek ne bola my stry is best👏👏
Ek ne bola she loves me😍😍😙

Bas karo yar rulaoge kya??😢

Waise i love you ppl!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

24 hours ke jagh 24 minutes meh aagaya manik!😂😂😜

Rinku baby akeli hogayi!😭😅😅

Manik toh chulbhul pandey bangaya!

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