My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

By Starryxnight_

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#1 in humor on 24.01.2018 Picture this- You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day sta... More

▪ 1. Pyaar Diwana Hota Hai ▪
▪ 2. The Flash(Female) ▪
▪ 3. Friendzoned ▪
▪ 4. Surprise Or Shock? ▪
▪ 5. FanGirling ▪
▪ 6. Lost And Found ▪
▪ 7. Jealous Me?... Nah! ▪
▪ 8. Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki Tragedy ▪
▪ 9. Heart Break Alert ▪
▪ 10. Kyunki PagalPanti Bhi Zaroori Hai ▪
▪ 11. Dealing With The Devil ▪
▪ 12. Murder Mystery ▪
▪ 13. Messing Up Things. ▪
▪ 14. Nightmares. ▪
▪ 15. Outburst. ▪
▪ 16. A Reason To Live ▪
▪ 17. I Promise. ▪
▪ 18. Khatro Ke Khiladi ▪
▪ 19. BREAK-UP NO. 100! ▪
▪ 20. True love. ▪
▪ 21. Is this love? ▪
▪ 22. Maine hothon se lagai toh. ▪
▪ 23. Good Girl Gone Bad! ▪
▪ 24. Sharing Pain. ▪
▪ 25. Surprise. ▪
▪ 26. Mine to Love. ▪
▪ 27. Yeh Wahi Ladka Hai Na? ▪
▪ 28. Bondings. ▪
▪ 29. She Left. ▪
▪ 30. With love, from Bhai. ▪
▪ 31. One Step Closer. ▪
▪ 32. Who are you? ▪
▪ 33.We aren't going on a war, are we? ▪
▪ 34. Barish. ▪
▪ 35. Can I have Gems Instead? ▪
▪ 36. Will You Be My Valentine? ▪
▪ 37. Dil Tut Gaya ▪
▪ 38. Bhoot Aaya! ▪
39. Aap Yaha Aye Kisliye?
40. Valentine's.
41. Hatke Valentine?
43. Ab Kya?
44. Didi? Jijaji?
45. Doc, Mere Dil Meh Aap Ho!
46.Tu aise bol raha hai jaise mere peeche..
47. Durrrr ki 'friend'!
48. Abhi Kyun Mara?
49. Bol Do Na Zara...
50. Aryman, may you R.I.P.
51. Dadi Tu Kab Jayegi😢
52. Let Me Heal You.
53. Shaadi Pakki?
54. Main dua karti hu...
55. Ab Dangal hoga!
56. Someone puh-lease kill me!
57. Just follow my instructions you idio!
58. Jungle main aag lagi...
59. Chalo jail chale...
60. Bole toh...
61. Sath samundar par...
62. The End

42. Hum Tum...Kidnap Hogaye!

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By Starryxnight_

I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings! This stry and all the incidents in this stry are just for fun...

Just chill and enjoy!

If u don't like you are free to quit on the stry!

NO HARD FEELINGS✌

❤//ENJOY//❤

*********
"Bhai just stop pacing around! Cabir hai uske sath!" Mukti tried to calm me down.

Keyword: tried.

"Manik just relax! Main cabir ko phone lagati hu!" Alya said

"Do you think maine try nahi kiya hoga? Hah? Dono ka phone unreachable aa raha hai... Damn pata nahi hai kaha hai dono!!!" I said rubbing my nape nervously and stressed.

"2 gante hogaye unhe! Pata nahi kaha hai?" Navya said as she was on the verge of crying.

Its been two hours they left for shopping. Kitni bar bola we all will accompany them but nahi!?
Dono bhai bhen ke pass apna hi dimaag hai! Einstein ke bhi bap hai dono!😣😥

Please be fine......nandini please...!

*********
2 hrs earlier

Cabira pov😄

"Cabir bhai mujhe ice cream khani hai!" Nandu whined and i smiled at her innocence.

"Choco chip?" I asked and she smiled widely.

We bought ice icream and then were roaming in the mall.

"BOM BOM BOM!" I heard a man say or rather shout.

I tighten my grip on nandu.

"BOMB!!!!!!!!!!" A girl shouted on seeing the same man and everyone got alert.

Everyone scattered, running to save their life.

I held a scared nandini and began to run when i collided with the same man who was saying bom bom bom.

"Stab bhag kyunl lahe hai?" He asked me.

Totla hai yeh toh!😂

"Tumne hi toh bola bom bom bom!" I asked in shock.

"Alle maine toh gana gaa laha tha!bom bom bom" he sang and i palmed my face.

"Acta hai maila kam aatan hogaya!" He smiled

I looked at him confused with he made me and nandini smell what seemed like chloroform.

Black!

********
Present!

"Muhhhh....um.....muhhhhhh!!!!!!" I struggled
To move my hands or to say something but failed miserably.

I noticed i was tied and so was nandu besides me. She was still unconscious.

I recalled the incidents.

Woh sala totla!!!!!

Mil jaye bas mujhe!😠😠😡

"*clap* *clap* ayi yeh,ayi yeh!!! Welcome!" A women in sari came in.

"Humko rinku devi kehte hai! Aap hame pyaar se 'baby' bula sakte hai!" She winked at me and i shuttered.

She opened the tape on my mouth.

Phew!

(Rinku devi uff 'baby!'😉)

"Shhhhh.....Meri bhen so rahi hai! Uski beauty sleep disturb na karo warna...." i warned her she was sooooo loud man mere bhichare kaan ke pharde!!

"Warna...warna kya?" She looked at me with same intensity.

"Warna main duniya hila dunga!!" I shouted struggling with my tied hands and she got scared.

Cabir kisike baap se nahi darta😏

"Mujhe kholo" i demanded and she smirked

"Nahi kholu toh??" She said with a lazy smile and wink.

Oh goddd!!!!

She is yuck!!!!!

She doesn't even looks like a women she is more like a .....like a .....Man.

I shivered at my thoughts and again found her looking at me lazily moving towards me.

"Hum apko khol sakte hai..." she said coming dangerously close to me.

"Toh kholo na! You dumb women!" I shouted and she looked confused.

"Dum...dum kya hota hiye hame toh pata hi nahi" she said scratching her head.

"Dumb matlab baby" i said with a wink and she blushed playing with the end of her palu.

Whats wrong with you cabir? Iske sath flirt iske sath?


Karna padega!mujhe pata nahi main kaha hu... i need to escape soon!
I said to my mind.

She smiled and kissed my cheek and i wanted to cry

Yaha meri izzat dwa pe hai😢😢

"Thik hai dum!" She said and i looked at her in shock.

Did she just called me dumb????

Areee usse english nahi ati cabir she thinks dumb means baby!

Ohh!

I gave her a weak smile and she began opening my hands.

"RINKU!!!! YEH TUM KYA KAR RAHI HO?" A small kid who looked like a man came in with tht totla.

Uski height!!😂😂😂 Nandu se bhi choti hai!😂😂

(Chota don😎)


(Dinky don uff 'totla'😂😂😂)


"Aye totle tune kiya hai na yeh sab hah? I won't leave you!!!" I shouted making nandu stir.

She slowly opened her eyes and looked around.

She scanned the room and her confused gaze stopped at tht short man.

"Chotku!?" She whispered slowly and i saw him fuming in anger.

"Aye ladki nahi hu chotku main! Kaha tha us din bhi teri romeo ko mere se atak ne ka nahi!par mana hi nahi dekho ab tum kidnap hogaye!!
Ab tumara romeo aayega aur mujhse mafi mangega aur 1 crore bhi dega!" He said in attitude and nandini laughed.

Like really hard.

Haste haste uske aak meh pani bhi aagaya😂😂😂

"Manik!?manik tumse mafi mangega!!! Hahhahah... tum end meh mar hi khaoge.... aur kuch bhi hua na mujhe tab tum dekha na!" Nandu said in full confidence and i smiled.

"Ek crore meh zero kitne hote hai pata bhi hai kya?"she asked smirked and he opened his mouth to say something but closed it again.

"Bhai 20 zeros holte hai!" Totla bola and i started laughing.

"Nahi nahi..." rinku grabbed our attention.

She counted something on her fingers for 5 minutes making every yawn.

"2!" She shouted

"Dildi kyla do?" Dinky donkey asked

"Do zero hote hai✌" she said showing her 2 fingers making me and nandini laugh aloud.

"Lol!" I said and her flirty+ confused gaze landed on me.

"Lool manje?" She asked and i winked

"haste haste kat jaye raste!" I said the first thing tht came in my mind. Nandini gave me a what look.

"Ok lool!🤘" she said & started laughing.

I got a heart attack😱😵

Kitna khtarnak hasti hai yeh! 😱(if u have seen her laughing on show u will know what cabir means😜)

" ayeee ladli bas lar bhai ka patha nahi tute bohut gussthe wale hai. Aiste nahi bolte mar jhayegi tute!" Totla bola and nandu ignored.

"Ji apne isse kyun pakda hai?" Rinku devi asked making him lash out at her. Poor her!

"Chup!!! Kaha na bheech meh nahi bolte.. aur tu kya kar rahi thi hah? Kyun kol rahi thi usse?" He said only to get slapped by rinku devi.

Ouch!

"Hum kuch bolte nahi hai iska matab nahi ki hum kamjoor hai! Ek aur bhar uchi aavaj main baat ki na toh dekhna main kya karti hu" she glared at him rubbing her hands together.

She has her muscles flexing😨

Ek dialogue yaad agaya bolu?

Chalo bata hi deta hu!
Muscle dekhi hai muscle,masal ke rakh dunga💪

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Shori baby! Maaaf kar do!" Tht chota whatever begged and fell to touch her legs.

"Chodo hamara legs!" She struggled but he held her leg tight.

"Baby pleashhh!!! Maaf kar do!" He was on the verge of crying.

"Tum sachi don hona?" I questioned seeing his condition.

"Don toh bhar hu ghar pe toh naukar hi hu. Tumhari shadi hogi toh pata chalega" he said as tears moved down.

Nandu gave me a confused look and i sang

"Hum tum...kidnap hogaye..!"

Sigh.

********
So....?

1 crore meh kitne zero hote hai??

Options
A- 2✌
B- 20
C- nahi pata like chotku(chota don)😂😂😂😂

How was the chp?

Wht do u want to say to totla,chota and my fav rinku?😍

Haaww....manik ki chasmish kidnap hogayi. Manik ka reaction on this?😂😂😂

What do u think hppens next?

Ready to roll to the floor laughing😆😆😂????

Any messages fr the writer ji,yeah thts me✌?

Do vote and comment✔

#phir milte hai 🤘

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