karanormal: mel santiago in her natural state: pissed off and dressed like a 97 year old man
tagged: mjsantiago
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username: cute hat kara!
username: my grandfather actually has those exact same glasses lmao
username: it's unfair that the two hottest girls at berkeley share a dorm room
karanormal: hitomi did you just hit on mi username
username: not anymore i didn't karanormal
thewrightway: someone should tell mel world war 2 is over and she can stop dressing like this
juneharmon: wow yeah where did you get that saving private ryan looking sweater mjsantiago
mjsantiago: you knitted this for me juneharmon
juneharmon: i thought you 'accidentally dropped it into an incinerator' mjsantiago
mjsantiago: it proved to be indestructible juneharmon
username: i wish mel wasn't private but she is so this is the only way i get my daily dose of jel
paulrudd: hair jel
mjsantiago: what paulrudd
paulrudd: i have to go i just thought of such a good photoshop idea mjsantiago
anthonymackie: paul no not again paulrudd
username: i thought their ship name was mune
juneharmon: you're my sun my mune and my stars mjsantiago
username: you look like you're simmering with rage in this picture
mjsantiago: i was probably thinking about june's instagram comments username
imsebastianstan: so for your birthday should i get you prunes or tennis balls for your walker mjsantiago
mjsantiago: remember how you owe me that massive favor imsebastianstan
imsebastianstan: yes mjsantiago
mjsantiago: i'm using it now to make you shut up imsebastianstan
imsebastianstan: i feel like you're being a little harsh mjsantiago
mjsantiago: thanks for letting me know. i was going for incredibly harsh i'll turn it up imsebastianstan
username: a Woman
username: she's so rude wtf why does the mcu talk to her
username: i know she honestly doesn't deserve the attention
username: me: protect seb my son deserves the world. also me: tear him apart mel show no remorse
username: KARA SEBASTIAN STAN COMMENTED ON YOUR PICTURE
karanormal: i know i'm so excited i'm writing a song about it!! username
mjsantiago: god is dead
tomholland2013: oh wow mel is alive!
tomholland2013: good to know!
tomholland2013: thanks for the updates kara you're the only way i know mel hasn't disappeared off the face of the earth since she won't let me follow her mjsantiago
mjsantiago: the sheer force of my adorable appearance and clever wit would turn you to ash it's for your own protection tomholland2013
username: my aesthetic is mel tooting her own horn
tomholland2013: fine then we're not friends anymore mjsantiago
mjsantiago: we were never friends tomholland2013
karanormal: aw i'm glad i could be a part of the journey of your love! tomholland2013
juneharmon: did someone say tom in love
tomholland2013: mom don't embarrass me juneharmon
juneharmon: i can't help it my two favorite people are in love you're going to make beautiful babies tomholland2013 mjsantiago
mjsantiago: is there an app to punch someone from 27646784 miles away juneharmon
tomholland2013: you didn't deny our love though mjsantiago
username: can you believe mom cured my depression
juneharmon: write this down in my will
username: it's happening everybody stay calm!!!
imsebastianstan: jesus loves us
thewrightway: um nUT
username: you two are so cute!
mjsantiago: alexa delete my instagram account
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: this manip took six and a half years to make and it still looks so fake rip. i also don't really like this chapter but boom badda bing here it is anyway