We Serve Dead People ~ One Pi...

By piratequeend

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Welcome to the Kitchen of the Dead, West Wall. Here you and your two fellow parolees were put here to serve t... More

I Love My Job
Lucky..?
Just Relax
Low Key
Sweet
Comfortable
Impending

Party 'Til You Die

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By piratequeend

           "No, that's not-"

"So adorable, cuddling me and talking in your sleep." You tease. He blushes, glaring at you.

"Shut up..." He grumbles.

"I knew you were a marshmallow." You snicker.

"I'm not a marshmallow!" He snaps before pausing. "Wait, what's today?"

"Umm... Friday." You hum. Now you both pause before tossing off your work boots and rolling back into bed. You hum, curling up under the blanket. "Hell yeah... More sleep." You breathe.

"Mhm." He settles in more, and you both fall asleep again.

Knocking wakes you both and you grumble. "Answer the door..." Kid huffs.

"It's your apartment." You whine, trying to push him off the bed.

"Nooo.... ___..." He objects, grabbing your hand to keep from falling. You meet his gaze.

"Long live the king." You breathe before pulling your hand away and letting him fall.

".... Damn thats messed up..." He grumbles sitting up. "I'm coming, I'm coming!" He calls getting up when the knocking persists.

"Don't shout that when we're in the same room." You tease. He stops, blushing lightly before trying to smother you with a pillow.

"I'll do what I want dammit." He growls lightly before going to answer the door. You hear the door open and Kid huff. "The hell do you want?"

"Hey Law!" You call.

"How..."

"Hey, there's some sort of party going on at Seven Hall tonight, you wanna come?" Law asks loudly, coming into the apartment.

"My apartment dude..." Kid frowns at him.

"Shut up, I brought breakfast because I knew you two would sleep in." Law huffs before coming into the room and sitting on the bed before leaning back on you. "So here's the thing, I feel like partying today. I'll pay, but you both have to dress nicer than when we usually go out. You and Kid exchange a glance at that.

"Shit..." You both breathe.

"I don't want to go clothes shopping..." Kid grumbles, munching on a breakfast sandwich Law had brought along.

"Me neither." You pull Law down into a headlock.

"Come on kids, its not that bad." He chuckles teasingly.

"It's awful." You giggle.

"Talk to me like I'm a child again, I dare you." Kid grumbles.

"Aww, don't be grumpy sunshine." You tease the redhead, earning a scowl. Law chuckles again and you look at his face. "I'm going to eat your face." You hum before moving to bite him.

"Ah... Shit... Zombie..." He gasps trying to escape your grasp.

"Shame on you Law, you know unauthorised feedings are bad." Kid smirks.

"Shut up and help." Law cranes his neck away from you.

"Nah, I rather feed ___ than save you." Kid snickers. You lightly bite Law's neck before sitting up.

"Yum Law is good noms." You stand up and stretch.

"For the record, that was not my face." Law hums getting up.

"Sounds like someone has a biting kink." You smirk.

"I wouldn't be surprised." Kid huffs.

"Shut up, lets go." Law pushes you both out of the room.

"Aw... But the bed..." You reach for it.

"We don't have time." Law says.

"We'll be back." Kid calls to the bed, making you giggle.

"You both need a head exam." Law sweatdrops.

".... I feel like those are hooker boots..." Kid mutters looking at you.

"I feel damn sexy, just look at my ass in this dress." You admire. They tilt their heads to look, Kid nodding in agreement.

"Alright, so we're done for you?" Law hums.

"Yep. Kid's turn." You smile at the redhead.

"I definitely have to now if you're walking in like a queen." He chuckles, giving you a high five as you switch places.

"Now then, lets see..." Law and you look over the suits that came in Kid's size.

"This one!" You snatch one from the rack, handing it to Kid.

"Fast..." Law mutters.

"I know what looks good." You smirk, holding it up to Kid. "Very nice..." You hum as he takes it. You step back and the changing curtains rise back up around him.

"Alright, I'll head to my place and change, take my card and I'll meet you both in city hall." Law gives you his payment card. "Also, you owe me a dance." He adds before leaving.

"I... Guess this could be fun..." You mutter as you look up at the building.

"You mean overly uptight and everyone standing around awkwardly." Kid hums.

"Wonder how many we can get to leave early." You smirk.

"Honestly, you two can be worse than zombies." Law's voice makes you look over as he strolls up.

"Damn..." You breathe looking him over. "Have we met before? I don't have any handsome friends."

"Oh you punk." Kid puts you in a headlock.

"I meant in a classy way!" You giggle.

"Classy huh, why thank you." Law smirks. Kid releases you and you straighten up.

"Lets party boys." You grin, leading the way in. It was pretty fancy, and the three of you soon became bored.

"Great idea Law, this is so much fun." Kid complains.

"Well... I thought it would be more interesting." Law sighs.

"We'll make it interesting! Law, tango!" You declare, drawing a few gazes as you still a rose from one of the decorations. Law blinks and claps his hands together before reaching out to you. You smile, taking his hand and letting him pull you in. He takes the rose from you with his teeth, giving you a wink.

"... You gotta be kidding..." Kid deadpans.

You smile at Law, this was one of your best acts to do together before jail. Dancing together and drawing attention while an accomplices pickpocketed the bystanders.

This dance was rusty at first since it's been so long, but once you both got on the same groove, a giggle escapes you. "This is better." You hum. He smirks around the rose.

"Its been too long ___, where have you been?" He inquires lightly.

"We've both been busy, you with your doctor training, and me with my... Troublesome activities." You hum and he dips you.

"No excuse," He breathes, eyes locked with yours.

"Alright, want me to sleep over at your place?" You tease.

"You really hate your place huh?" He shoots back before spinning you away. Your fingers slip from eachother and you blink before you accidentally turn into someone.

"Careful." Kid huffs, touching your waist. You chuckle giving him a smile.

"You need to learn how to dance too." You nudge him. He deadpans at you.

"I'm no twinkle toes, doll." He responds.

"Rude." You and Law say together, you giggling slightly while Law actually seemed offended.

"Welcome everyone, and thanks for coming to our banquet." A familiar voice that made you and your coworkers cringe slightly. You look up to the balcony at Doflamingo, he wore a blood red suit and chilling smile. "Unfortunately, this'll be your last party, thanks for volunteering your lives for the sake of the city." He bows before leaving with his guards.

Confusion spreads through the crowd, but you and Kid are already looking for and escape. "Don't tell me..." Kid growls as the doors open and the dead swarm in.

"Only exit is up!" You tell them, quickly running and jumping onto a table before launching yourself at a banner hanging from the ceiling. You're able to cling to it, Law soon follows suit, hugging your waist. Kid then joins the human piñata, holding onto Law's legs and pulling his own feet up from rotting grabbing hands. You cling onto the banner more, gritting your teeth from their combined weight.

"This doesn't look good..." Law manages, peering down at the zombies.

"This is the last party you're ever taking me to Law." You growl.

"Assuming we survive this, I understand." 

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