trashcan (literal trash)

By noxiousseraph

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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... More

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
48 Questions ( re - answering )
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
Hello, It's Me
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 4 •
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
• 30-day challenge • day 10 •
• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
• 30-day challenge • day 13 •
• 30-day challenge • day 14 •
• 30-day challenge • day 15 •
• 30-day challenge • day 16 •
• 30-day challenge • day 17 •
• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
idk how to title this
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

who is this doggo

22 4 8
By noxiousseraph

Story time!

So when I got home today, there was this brown, puffy, furry Chihuahua sniffing around infront of the house ( can't call it lawn bc it's like smaller than your room ). It wasn't hostile towards me and simply stared at me, so I thought my mother bought it or something. She's the type to buy small dogs bc if my father would be the one to do so, it would most likely be a Doberman or something.

With that said, I just ignored it like that and went to my room ( which is in a separate house lol ikr ) and finished this book and then went down to that house by six. My sister was there, and I asked her about the dog and she said she didn't know. She told me it followed her all the way from the bottom of the last batch of stairs up into this house, but I got home by four, so maybe it went down again after I locked the door to the house my room is in ( lol ).

So we didn't care and I tried to chase it away ( while waiting for the fillet to finish cooking tnx sis ur useful but i will forgive it bc it's ur birthday ) because I'm worried about being sued by the owner by the time they'd find the doggo in our house. Above all things, that is what really worries me, tbh. Of all things bc haha.

Anyways, my mother came home and she told my sis that she didn't know anything about the dog either. So we just kinda left it to sniff the ground outside ( and it's quite happy playing in there so meh ). And then I was going to water the plants and it kept fcuking clinging to me like a clingy yandere, and then some classmate called me to inform me about the tickets to the anime convention and the dog just suddenly kept still and quiet and stared at me like it could understand the situation wtf?

And then when I finished watering the last plant by the end of the call, it just started to bark and circle around me like it knew me for ages. Like I was the owner and it wanted to play. It's still barking outside my room by this time, but because I'm seriously afraid of being brought to court charged with a false accusation of animal cruelty and animal kidnapping ( wat is there even animal kidnapping ), I will just pretend I didn't pretend not to see it at all. And I'm not really fond of animals and all so sure, I'm fine. Not facing any issues at all, like guilt or conscience.

I just hope this dog goes back to its respective residence soon when it gets tired of pestering me of all people because I do not want to be accused. I've got enough of being accused. As if the horrors in my everyday nightmares ( which include being accused for false charges no matter what the setting in almost all of them ) aren't good enough to get me stressed over this ill omen of the premontions brewing in my stomach. So yeah, I just hope this dog goes away, for once and for all.

Jesus Christ whose doggo is this

And yeh, I left the house though it's still nine in the evening because

It

Reeks

Of

ALCOHOL

AND

GARLIC

YES, GARLIC WTF the garlic part is disturbing and I absolutely hate garlic so : /

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