trashcan (literal trash)

By noxiousseraph

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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... More

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
48 Questions ( re - answering )
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
who is this doggo
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
Hello, It's Me
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 4 •
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
• 30-day challenge • day 10 •
• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
• 30-day challenge • day 13 •
• 30-day challenge • day 14 •
• 30-day challenge • day 15 •
• 30-day challenge • day 16 •
• 30-day challenge • day 17 •
• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
idk how to title this
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED

29 4 55
By noxiousseraph

Idk what to do it's literally 01:44 and i haven't slept for like what two days idk this is the first time I've actually done this bc i would usually be too worried about my HEALTH ( which i don't even usually try to take care of ) and force my eyes to shut and writhe about in my bed in agony so i can finally sleep or something lmao what am i doing

So yeah the title is totally unrelated since here's what I'm going to do today;

I'll try to remember some animes I've watched out there and put people's opinion of who I am most like in the show and then put who I think I most likely am similar to. YAY FUN FUN FUN LMAO-- //kicked

- types while rolling down the stairs -

^
|
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Wow

So firstly

*

Attack on Titan

People's Opinion: Levi ( idk man )

My Opinion: Jean ( yes man )

Angel Beats

People: Yurippe ( ew man )

Me: TK ( hell yesh man )

Another

People: Akazawa ( wtf man )

Me: Teshigawara ( yes man )

Black Butler

People: Sebastian ( idek what man )

Me: Prince Soma ( AGNI-- //killed )

Akame ga KILL

People: Najenda ( no man )

Me: Luboc ( yes man yes )

Amagi Brilliant Park ( why did i even watch )

People: i forgot name of protagonist but the protagonist

Me: i forgot name of protagonist but yeah the protagonist lmao bish no im not a narcissist tho. Sometimes. When i try to appreciate myself or something i becomr like that lol

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

People: Koro sensei ( ikr man )

Me: Nagisa fcuking shiota ( probably man im lame )

Arcana Famiglia

People: Jolly ( nuu man )

Me: Liberta ( yes man yes exactly im that shitty )

Beelzebub

People: Oga ( idk )

Me: furuichi ok im like furuichi sometimes lol

Bleach

People: ichigo ( tru man idk either )

Me: im like sado or something yeah man

Blood Lad

People: Staz

Me: BRAZ HHHHHAHAHA lmao

Blood +

People: Diva ( ew man no no sister complex ew what man )

Me: Kai rlly im like kai

Blood C

People: Fumito

Me: YeS FUMITO LMAO

Code Geass

People: Lelouch ( tru man ) [ why am i even saying man ]

Me: orange-kun lmao idk name but he was nicknamed orange-kun xD

DanMachi

People: Bell ( WHAT )

Me: . . . Idk, none

Dance With Devils

- haven't watched yet but people say some red haired guy idk but i guarantee im probs not like that lmao

( wow im doing it alphabetically )

Durarara

- no watch yet too but idk ppl say orihara izaya but no i dont think so based on his popularity maybe hes some rlly badass character so no im not like that i guess

Death Note

People: Light ( -curses infinitely- )

Me: Matsuda yes lmao bish i dont kill ppl for a hobby

Death Parade

People: Quinn ( lmao nope )

Me: Ginti lmaaao

Fairy Tail

People: gray ( ikr )

Me: im like wally or something

Deadman Wonderland

People: Idk that guy who picked up ganta's candies at first

Me: THE WRETCHED EGG MWAHAHAHA--//killed ( dream on im actually like ganta or something sometimes )

- hmmm ppl haven't watched most of the animes i have watched so I'll skip those -

Wait we forgot Free

People: Rei ( i literally haven't watched a lot of free just random eps but i know a few stuff like haru stripping when he sees water to swim or how everyone is gay for everybody and how rei is actually like a non swimmer and he can swim butterfly and that rin (?) has shark teeth and he can english and he shared a rOOM WITH haru one time when they went to america idk and um nagisa is a shota like all other nagisas and uh who is sousuke is he team captain idek probably and yeah that stuff so that's how im actually able to make free chapters and references sometimes )

Me: idk haven't watched it whole so im probably like the pool or something

Haikyuu

People: kuroo fcuking tetsurou ( idk some ppl say oikawa )

Me: im literally shiratorizawa's coach actually

Hunter x Hunter

- haven't watched fully liky free but ppl be saying hisoka or illumi idk them but probably not because hisoka is popular

Kaichou wa Maid-sama ( i watched this when i was like 10 )

People: Usui

Me: Shintani ( lmaaao look at the contradiction )

Kiznaiver ( haven't watched )

But people: i think that was yuka but that's a girl's name idk yuka or yuta or yura

Kuroko no Basuke

People: Midorima

Me: IM LITERALLY TAKAO SHUSHAAA

Magi

People: Judar

Me: ALADEN MOTHER FUCKAAA ( do u get the kuroshitsuji crack reference )

Makai Ouji

People: Dantallion ( lol he reminds me of sebastian wtf )

Me: idk i forgot the characters but im probably like the protagonist's friend (?)

Mirai Nikki

People: idk some white haired guy whO KISSED YUKITERU

Me: idk probably the some white haired guy whO KISSED YUKITERU lmao

Noragami

People: BISHA FCUKING MON UGgggHHH no i hate her

Me: DAIKOKU LMAo-- //killed

-- *revives*

No Game No Life

People: Sora ( bitsh no read the light novels and oH MY GOD but yeah it's kinda really true wait NO SCREW KINDA IT IS TRUE LIKE HECK )

Me: YES COPY PASTE THAT PEOPLE'S OPINION but before i read the light novels, i think i was literally Stephanie Dola's grandfather. Yes. YES. AND ALL THE THINGS HE HAD TRIED TO ACHIEVE THROUGH HIS OWN WAYS. *sparkle* but sadly. . . He died before he-- woULD THAT BE MY FATE AS WELL?!

Prince of Stride

People: Riku ( uggggggggghhhhhh to top it all off, he is a yagami and he hAS BROTHER ISSUES EW GET TF AWAY )

Me: I AM SHIZUMA. *explodes*

--*revives*

Pandora Hearts

People: Vincent ( no i am not like a psycho doll-mass-murderer who loves his brother very much to the point of going on a kiling spree to save him-- but yeah; he has reasons so i understand but still nO. )

Me: ISLA YURA-- //kicked No, I'm actually like Jack tbh.

. . . *hides from you, from the whole Philippines, from USA, from Italy, from Donald Trump, from Japan, from Greece, from Norway, from Azerbaijan  ( lmao hks class ), from Uzbekistan ( lmaaao ), from Laos, from RUSSIA, from Viktor Nikiforov who literally made me throw a slipper at the tv screen, from Portland, UK, China, Kazakhstan, Thailand, Singapore, lets not forget Korea, Indonesia, Taiwan, Vatican, Pope Francis, Bart Baker, Adele, Taylor Swift, JuSTIN BIEBER, ONE OK ROCK, CRYPTON FUTURE MEDIA, ERWIN SMITH, TET,  from anime and manga and everything else because im too lazy to type up all countries of the world*

( wow all that because of jack vessalius )

Shokugeki no Soma

People: Hayama Akira ( oh no i dont sniff stuff ok lol i made it sound like hes a pervert or something tf )

Me: I AM SHINOMIYA-- //KILLED --//REVIVES jk nope im actually like Ibusaki or something sometimes when i get triggered

Sword Art Online

People: kiRITO ( nope no never im not ew kirito ew ew )

Me: I'm like asuna's fiancee.

. . . UM EXCEPT THE-- OK NOPE I TAKE THAT BACK I'M LITERALLY KLEIN ON SECOND THOUGHT

Tokyo Ghoul ( i have not finished this yet pls dont sue me my internet is shick ok )

People: KanEKI KEN ( NoPE NO KANEKI HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG BUT -- IM THE TOTAL OPPOSITE LMAO WHEN I DO SOMETHING WRONG I GET BLESSINGS BUT WHEN I'M ALL NICE I'M LIKE LITERALLY CURSED ALL DAY OK WHAT DID I JUST ADMIT )

Me: I AM TSUKIYAMA SHUU-- //KILLED 81619 TIMES AND KEEPS REVIVING well yeaah i once was like th-- //kicked ONCE OKAY THAT WAS LIKE ONE TIME--

Yowamushi Pedal

People ( one person actually lmao ): the blonde captain who pulled kinjou off his bike I AM TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT MY GOODNESS--

Me: I

AM

. . . the blonde guy who pulled kinjou off his bike.

D:

OKAY WE'RE DONE HERE

Those are the only animes that I have watched which other people ALSO have watched. I think. And those that people have told me their opinion about our main topic here in this chapter lmaaao. But since my memory is really bad i might have forgotten some shiz idk i don't care nO ONE CARES LMAO PARTY NAKED HAHA FCUK WHAT ok that thing is written on one of Taka's shirts when they do concerts ok.

Speaking of Taka.

TORUKA.

TORUKAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS A SHIP THIS IS A REAL LIFE SHIP I TELL YOU ALL I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH DAMMIT SINCE WHEN--

. . . I started to ship this thing since *pokes head into my sister's window* that creature showed me their concert on the 20/20 song.

. . .

. . .

. . .

At first im like

Yeah i ship them

FriendSHIP

But the reality comes after that and i just remove the friend holy crap

Btw wow my keyboard is a genius

I typed "reality" and it but "fatality" in the suggestive words. NICE. VERY TRUE KEYBOARD.

And when i typed kaneki earlier, JASON just kinda showed up wtf my keyboard is screwed 4 life

So yeah bye i need to sleep it's 3 am wow i typed for two hours

. . . Actually, 1 hour and thrirty minutes was probably spent on trying to remember animes.

. . . Heck *convincing self that it's an effect of no no no sleep *

. . . But i cant sleep

Wtf

The last time i managed to stay up for a few days ( i think that was 4 days ) was when i was like 9

Well i was truly rebellious af i didn't care whether or not i was ruining my HEALTH HEALTH HEHEHEALTH and yeah idk all i thought about that time was learning swordplay wtf man

Like idk

But i actually didn't take any action to learn anything about it LMAAAO

I did nothing but sit and stare at my screen and watch anime with swordplay stuff and read light novels with swordplay stuff

Oh well, turns out to actually be quite useful. Well, nope, i haven't been trying what I've read out on real life stuff and people. I just kinda kept them tucked away in my mind. And HAHA WITH MY PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES AND CONSTITUTION, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO THOSE PRO STUFF lmaao dream on NoxiousSeraph dream ooon.

Should I make a name, tho? It's weird for me to just keep typing my username when I want to refer to myself or something idek

So ok let's think

. . .
. . .
. . .

Why can I not get 'Chameleon' out of my mind what

[ go watch kaito tantei yamaneko ok ]

Yamane-san? Lol nope no originality.
KaneKEY? Lol nope that's plagiarism.
Uhhh what is the name of stephanie dola's grandfather can someone tell me
But nope. Not original either.

HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN MAKE PEN NAMES wth

Going to Philippine history. . . I would choose codename PLARIDEL--//slapped
Nope no someone will sue you goodness me
Lmao speaking of Philippine history pen names, i forgot who it was, but there was some guy who used 'Tikbalang' and pen name. And tikbalang is, like. . . A reversed centaur as my classmates call it lmaooo

Ok back to codenames.

Azusa is pretty nice but meh. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth after I read it again. Idk why ok i have a queer sense regarding names. I once kinda thought of Tsukino but ew it's too girly on second thought

. . . Jesus-- //killed

-*revives*

Um this literally turned into DON'T READ #3. But nah. Not gonna change the title it's not original anymore.

Wait. . . I might just. But nah. Nvm.

Now that i think of how the title turned out, it's like: "All by myself, Don't wanna be slapped" lol ok wat im talking plain gibberish.

Wait.

WAIT OH MY GOD

TORU AND TAKA ( full name Takahiro )

TORU

OIKAWA TORU

TAKA (HIRO)

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO

OH MY GOD WHY NO TAKA'S NAME SHOULD BETTER HAVE BEEN HAJIME OR SOMETHING WHY IS THIS HAPPENING -- //killed

- *revives*

Oh no

. . .

Ok. Back to pen names.

. . . Um

I thought up of two. But one doesn't seem original. Because in Portuguese, 'King' translates to 'Rei' tbh, and is actually an old currency I THINK. DON'T BELIEVE ME BECAUSE I'M DUMB OK. SH DON'T JUDGE MY SELECTION OF NAMES LMAO

And one is Eis, not telling you what it means, but it seems kinda weird so maybe I'll make it Eiz? But that seems like somewhat plagiarized too kinda because Aiz Wallenstein from DanMachi.

So maybe Eis, really? Wait, let me think of others. Um i can't foreign language anymore let me just dictionary for now.

Nanna ( sumerian myth ), Fehler or Eis? Wtf should i choose

Nanna is like a slang or something of grandma so i don't really like presenting it out like a card xD

Fehler is quite weird

Eis is weird too and people would think I plagiarized.

. . .

Know what? Screw this. I'll go with Eis for now, I guess. It's weird if you say it tho because it's, like, ACE. xD LMAO

Lemme think

Zei?
. . . Celeste?
. . . Woah. Celestia--//slapped
Um I rlly like that Rei name tho
But a lot of people know a guy from free named rei so ugh
Idk rei is a rlly nice name kinda

If i give up on this, I'll name myself AFRODEITY. HAHAHA

SCREW THIS I AM REI NOW

Idk i just rlly like it for some reason

Maybe bc it means money or something lmao but nope

Well king is nice

HAHAHA WHY AM I BECOMING THE ME FROM 2 YEARS AGO

Yeah i literally proclaimed myself king infront of two people which eventually ruined my years but idk why i suddenly like it again

WOW haha

But yeah

I am Rei now :3

//killed

I should sleep it's like 3 am as i finish typing this ( remember that there is a storm and i have no signal lmao )

Eʎq Eʎq ɥsɐɹʇ ɯ,I

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