hi!!!! my name is oceania aquamarine cleo mermaidia barbie water lucky blue smith and i'm a witch and i go to hogwarts!!!! lolol im so gorgeous and i'm hermione's twin sister!!!! i get out of bed and do my makeup, a perfect winged eyeliner and pull out my KYLIE LIP KIT!1!1! KANDY K OF COURSE!2'wm
my sister, hermione, is so mean i hate her!
anyways i go down to the great hall and eat breakfast, so meat because i'm a vegetarian and no water because IM A MERMAID!1'2!2!&393&! IF I DRINK WATER I TURN INTO A MERMIAD WHat!
my boyfriend, ron wealeh, sits next to me and pushed hermione off the seat because she was actually sitting there first.
"sorry ron, i just wanted to give oceania aquamarine cleo mermaidia barbie water lucky blue smith the homework that i did for her"
"bugger off HOE" i say and laugh so kid the whole school can hear me and then they all start laughing too!! i'm so popular everyone loves me.
second years have potions first so i teleport to the dungeons with my MERMAID POWERS!
when we were making a potion, it needed water, ice cubes, some snow, and FIRE AHHG
i used my MERMAID PIWERS to do stuff with the water and then i CAUGHT ON FIRE
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