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the problemok i'm laughing at how funny i am and how you guys probably don't think it's funny but wygdanyways what the actual dicka mermaidthis is real peopleit's a serious crisisi don't understand why some people think that making their character...

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the problem
ok i'm laughing at how funny i am and how you guys probably don't think it's funny but wygd
anyways what the actual dick
a mermaid
this is real people
it's a serious crisis
i don't understand why some people think that making their character a mermaid

is cool
it doesn't work like that you know? just because kmbell or whatever did it doesn't mean we all go making our characters mermaids.
like? it was never mentioned in the books or in any canon works that mermaids in the hp universe could walk on land or LOOK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
they were canonically described as ugly, green, scaly creatures. not gorgeous emma watson duplicates.

the solution
if you want you character to be different, don't let them have some special ability that completely fucks with the plot of your story. give them a strong personality, or even a rare faceclaim. just not a goddamn mermaid. please.

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