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Moon: I want us to *pauses dramatically* have a movie night :D
Me: what you wanna watch? :3
Moon: =_= well since we have the silent hill movies we might as well watch them
Me: .-. well I’m sorry smartass would you like the newest one or the older ones?
Grin: new one! :D
Me: alright then O^O
Grin: yay O^O
Sl: I do know pyramid head
Me: <_< and you never told meh?
Sl: you never asked
Me: touché
Moon: *grabs the movie and pops it in the dvd player* ok :D
Grin: I’ll make popcorn :D *moon walks into the kitchen*
Me: XD that’s my girl
Moon: what about me?! D:
Me: you act like your dad :3
Moon: oh ok :3
Meanwhile~~
Anthony, ben, masky and jeff:*sitting in the tree house bored*
ben: nice place *admires the technology side*
Anthony: bitch please this place is awesome *sassy snaps*
Masky: nikki has rubbed her sassiness off on to ya bro -_-
Anthony: no not really *looks over to jeff who’s mopping* you bro what’s the matter?
Jeff: me and kim broke up…
Anthony: saw that coming .-.
Jeff: and you didn’t warn me?! D:<
Anthony: not my fault she likes different guys at the drop of a hat, she goes through phases of things she likes now she likes L from death note _-_
Jeff: -_- wow
Anthony: yeah so you might as well move on brah
Jeff: yeah… well moon looks cute
Ben: brah slender would kick your ass to the moon and back, now Kameron’s pretty chill so she would say yes
Masky: am I the only one that’s single? L
Anthony: I’m single too bitch -_-
Masky: <_< shut up
Anthony: >_> no
Masky and Anthony: >_> <_<
Jeff: ok ladies calm down we’ve got to do something here *pulls out a six pack of beer out of nowhere and grins evilly * like this
Le rest of the idiots: hell yeah! *starts drinking*
Back to family night~
Moon and grin: 0_0 *shaking holding each other*
Me:*silently cheering on the monsters*
Sl:*fake yawns and puts his arm around my shoulder*
Me: -_- (that’s the oldest trick in the book bro)
Sl: (and?)
Me:*sighs* (never mind smartass)
Sl:*grins and pulls me closer* (what was that?)
Me: 0-0 (nothing)
??:*silently walking towards the couch with a bloody glaive*
Moon: TT_TT mommy I’m scared
Grin: yeah me too TT_TT
??:*right behind the girls whispering in their ears* why would that be little ones?
Moon and grin: *scream bloody murder and jump on the chandelier * MOOOOOOOM!
Me:*looks over* sup pyramid head how you doin .-.
Ph: *shrugs* pretty good considering I can still scare the shit out of people
Moon: you mean that was just a prank?
Me: yep, wait who told you to come over I thought you were busy?
Ph: I got un busy
Me: oh cool .-.
Sl:*pouting with his arms crossed XD*
Ph: yo slender why the little kid pose
Me: XD aw you ruined his time to shine
Grin and moon:*jump from the chandelier and land on slender*
Sl: *groans* ow
Me:*winces* you ok want me to get you something
Sl: an ice pack might be nice…
Me: on it *runs to the kitchen*
Ph: you are truly evil bro *laughs and shakes his head*
Sl: says the one who ruined my moment with kameron
Ph: whatever you say *puts down the glaive and sits down next to the terrified girls*
Moon and grin: 0-0
Me: *runs in with the ice pack* I’m back where do you hurt most? *gives a concerned look*
Sl: right here *points to his junk*
Me: =_= *punches him as hard as she can* perv I was actually worried about your dumbass *sits next to the girls and throws The ice pack at slender*
Sl:*get hit in the head* ow
Jeff, ben, Anthony, and masky:*stumble in drunk as pot head is high*
Jeff: *stumbles over and falls on slender’s lap* hey there –hic- cutie <3
Sl: oh god not again *pushes jeff onto the floor*
Jeff: aw come on –hic- babe that’s –hic- not nice
Me:*rolling on the floor laughing so hard* can’t *wheeze* breath XD
Grin: sup uncle Anthony :D
Anthony:*twerking on pyramid head*
Ph: dude wtf bro *kicks him across the room and sits back down casually*
Moon:*beside me dying from laughter* best *wheeze* day ever
Me: X_X *died from laughing to much*
Moon: mom? *gets out a Taser and shocks me*
Me: *bolts upward* I HEARD NYAN CAT!
Moon: nope but Anthony and jeff are acting gay again :D *points over to the scene*
Masky:*having a piggy back ride on ben in the background*
Me: 0-0 did you give them booze again?
Moon: XD no but grin gave jeff money because she lost a bet to him
Me: oh lawd XD
Moon: see family night is awesome XD
Me: yep XD
Anthony:*falls out of a crater in the wall* DX ow
Me: dumbass XD
Anthony: atleast I’m not as drunk as the others *points to le other morons*
Le dumbasses: *singing and dancing to the world is mine on my laptop*
Me: good point how did they get into my computer?!
Ma: I did :3
Me: only you can hack into my computer =_=
Ma: yep :D
Me: *pulls out cellphone and records the idiots*
Moon: YouTube will so love this <3
Me: yep *sets it down facing the show*
Le dumbasses:*finish and start to sing super psycho love*
Me: 0-0 dammit
Moon: *nudges me with an evil grin* so whose computer is that again?
Me: *snatches the computer and changes the song to angel with a shotgun quickly* o///o you bitches heard nothing!
Ph:*chuckles* so she is a perv
Me:*eyes change to pink and speaks in a different voice* sorry honey but that’s me
Moon: mom?
Me:*eyes go back to normal* GOD DAMMIT RAVEN!
Anthony: raven?
Me: yep .-. remember when melody hit me with the frying pan last time well now I have two personalities and she annoys the hell out of me -_-
Moon: :D awesome!
Me: easy for you to say! She is a hoe! DX *eyes turn pink* and your point is? *eyes turn pink and blue as we argue* you shut the hell up no one was talking to you! Oh please without me you are bored and would be a nun *rolls my pink eyes and turn blue* =_= no I would not, I lived without you before
Moon: uh dad do you know how to separate two people in one body?
Sl: nope but Zalgo might *draws a z in the air*
Zalgo: *appears* what?
Sl:*points at me while I argue with raven* that
Zalgo: oh I see raven woke up
Sl: you know about this?!
Zalgo: yeah I put raven in her to make her a better creepypasta
Me: *comes at zalgo with a baseball bat* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER BECAUSE OF YOU *swings the bat at his head*
Zalgo:*dodges* it seems to be working though doesn’t it?
Me: no =_= she is the opposite of me meaning she is a preppy hoe I am already insane bro -_- can you please separate us now!
Zalgo:*puts on a soul reaper glove* fine… *punches me in my stomach*
Me and raven:*fly out of my body*
Me:*sprints and jumps back into my body* thank Jashin I was about to slit my wrist because of her
Moon: don’t you f*ckin dare mom =_=*
Grin: so what do we do about her?
Zalgo: my job is done *poofs away*
Rave: now what for me?! *floats pouting*
Me: hold on I’ll get you a body *teleports away*
5 minutes later~
Me:*walks in dragging the body of Justin beiber* here you go a girl’s body
Rave: haha very funny =_=
Me: *dramatically throws my hands in the air* fine I’ll get you miley cryrus *walks toward the door*
Rave: don’t you dare
Of: *walks in and sees raven* well hello there~ ;) *walks to raven*
Rave: *grins* sup playa
Me:*rolls my eyes* oh god not again *hits offender unconscious with a bat and walks out the door with sass*
Moon: you gotta love mom XD
Ph: *somehow eating popcorn* this place is awesome I should come over more often
Sl: don’t.
Le drunks: *dancing to numa numa XD*
Grin: yeah we have one dysfunctional family here XD
Rave: well damn it’s not like he could do anything to me -3-
Moon: mom don’t care she just wanted an excuse to hit him
Rave: yeah I know *floats in the air upside down indian style*
Ma: I like raven :D
Rave: I like kids but not you <_<
Ma: D: aw
Rave: i’m Kameron’s opposite if she likes one thing I hate it like for example she hates country and likes little rap while I love those songs and Justin beiber <3
Moon:*gags* ew gross how can you stand him!?
Rave: simply because she hates him and while she loves slender I hate him <_<
Sl:*flips her off*
Moon & grin: XD hehe you got the bird
Rave: understand now pipsqueak -_-
Ma: yeah… *attempts to kick her but her foot goes through raven* aw D:
Rave: *starts cussing in French*
Moon: uncle trender!
Tr:*teleports in front of moon* yes my little niece
Moon: what’s she saying? *Points at raven*
Tr: you don’t want to know… *walks away slowly*
Moon: well damn 0-0
Me:*walks in dragging a girl with pink hair by her ankles* here she was dead when I found her
Rave: oh my god 0_0 it’s perfect XD *jumps into the body and sits up* how do I look?
Me: like a hooker -_-
Rave: aw thanks J
Me: =_= it wasn’t a compliment
Rave: I know *giggles and blows kisses at the drunks except Anthony who passed out*
Le drunks except Anthony:*catch them like idiots*
Me:*side steps away while shaking my head* nothing like me
Moon: whoa 0-0 she is nothing like mom at all
Sl: (she is annoying -.-)
Ma:*kicks raven into a wall* didn’t miss that time >_> motha fluffa
Raven:*flies to the other side of the house*
Me: Mahkayla quit stealing my lines!
Ma: no o^o
Me: O^O yes
Me and ma: O^O
Me:*glomps Mahkayla* I can’t stay ma at you!
Ma: get off!
Me: no! *picks up Mahkayla and spins her around* :D whee~
Ma: let go of me kameron!
Everyone but me, the drunks, & Mahkayla:* eating popcorn watching the scene*
The drunks: *dancing to ballet songs stumbling on each other*
Me:*stops and lets go of Mahkayla* -.- *snatches he computer and turns the music off* no more music for you guys -.-
Jeff: aw why –hic- not?
Me: because you guy can’t dance and I’m done recording *picks up the phone and puts the video o YouTube*
Jeff: aw L no –hic- fair
Me: life isn’t fair -_- now go to bed
Le drunks:*slowly walk upstairs pouting*
Me: now what are we supposed to do for family night *looks over to grin and moon*
Grin & moon: *grin evilly* you and daddy have to go on a date 3:)
Sl: sounds good to me *grabs me before I can say no and teleports away*
Grin: now what :3
Moon: you and sally have to have a tea party
Sally:*pops up from behind the couch* tea party? :D
Ph: you heard right sally
Sally: uncle pyramid head *glomps him* I missed you!
Ph: I’ve been busy
Sally:*lets go and drags grin away* see you later uncle pyramid head :D
Ph:*casually waves* bye sally
Moon: 0-0 uncle?
Ph: yep I’m your uncle
Moon: well damn 0-0 *thinks for a moment and a light bulb appears above her head XD* I got an idea
Ma: what’s dat?
Moon: you and me are going to spy on kameron and daddy’s date >:3
Ma: yay! TO THE BAT MOBILE!
Moon: we don’t have one…
Ma: yeah we do I stole it :D
Moon: then let’s go *grabs Mahkayla and runs off*
Ph: great now I’m all alone with Anthony and Justin beiber *sighs and leaves*
Justin beiber ghost: am I that awful D:
Anthony:*wakes up and sees jbg* aw hell nah! * chases jbg around the house with a blunt chainsaw and a cheeseburger (I got the idea from kyi XD)*
Ma:*crashes the bat mobile into the living room* oops XD
Moon: let me drive i’m older!
Ma: I stole it DX
Moon: and what’s worse the joker is in the back tied up you moron! D:<
Ma: he is *looks back to see the joker gagged tied up* oh ._. XD oh well *puts the car in reverse and drive towards where me and slender are*
With me and slender~~
Me: *eyes twitches* I regret coming here =_=*
Sl:*being surrounded by fangirls* um hi?
Le fangirls:*squeal with hearts in their eyes* HE SAID HI OMG!!!!! <3 <3 <3
Sl: um kameron a little help please *gestures to the girls*
Lfg:*slowly turn around with evil aura* slendy is ours bitch
Me:*scoffs* bitches please I got him before all yall so uh no ^-^ *sassy snaps*
Lfg:*come closer to me with knives* he is mine *looks at each other* NO HE’S MINE!! STOP COPYING ME!! RAWR!! *start a cat fight and start killing eachother*
Me:*sitting on the ground eating pocky* this is better than school :D
Sl: we should probably go now…
Me:*Stands up* alright where do you want to go to?
Sl:
how about we go dinner like normal people for once
Me: alright then where to Mr. Normal *grins*
Sl: *grabs my hand gently* how about pink house in your hometown
Me:*blushes deeply* i-in s-savannah?
Sl: yes
Me: why there…..
Sl: it’s familiar to you and it’s fancy
Me: yeah… *smile* ok
Meanwhile with the terrible duo~
Ma: *eating popcorn with moon* nice fight J
Moon: I feel like we’re the FBI
Ma: that’s the fun part :D
Le joker: -_- (this are some dumb bitches)
Moon: yeah XD
Ma: oh there on da move! *backs the bat mobile into a house and speeds off* yay~
Bat man:*arrives on the bat cycle where Mahkayla and moon just were* damn they got away *speeds off after them*
Back with me and slender~
Me: you sure about coming to the downtown area? *looks up at slender*
Sl: yeah why?
Le drunk tourist: *stumble nearby and vomits into the bushes*
Me: -.- that’s why
Sl: oh
Me: this place has a lot of Irish heritage and bars
Sl: don’t you have irish blood?
Me: yeah and?
Sl: just wondering, hey you do realize we’re being followed right?
Me: yeah I do just ignore them
Sl:*shrugs and dodges another drunk* I hate to be here on St. Patrick’s day
Me: October fest is just as bad if not worse
Sl: and you were born here?!
Me: *sees the restaurant up ahead* we’re almost there and yes >_> I was born here but this place is rich in history and has some cool sites to see like river street below *points down*
Sl: you wanna go site seeing afterwards then?
Me: your choice *shrugs*
Sl: I heard of the pirate house is that any good?
Me: *nods* supposed to be haunted *grins* and they did illegal smuggling
Sl: ah just wondering and we’re here
Me: yep ^-^ *walks in like a boss*
Le hostess: how can I help you- *sees slender* is that who I think that is
Me: depends *grins* Victoria
Vic: holy shit kameron you actually found him 0-0 does that mean offender is real too?
Me:*does the face of kid and black star whenever they see Excalibur* don’t ask
Vic: XD alright right this way *walks away*
Me and sl:*silently follow*
Vic: *stops at table*here ya go guys :D
Me: thanks Victoria and tell Racheal I said hi and anime does not suck :P
Vic:*laughs* gotcha XD *goes back to where she was*
Sl: you know her?
Me: classmate
Sl: who’s Racheal then?
Me: her girlfriend XD
Sl: say what?!
Me: you heard me ^-^
Sl: I did not even get that vibe
Me: that’s because she’s bi
Sl:*shakes his head* you really do get along with everybody
Me: she’s like a female version of ben but your brother is her favorite cp
Sl: that’s disturbing
Me: not really *shrugs* not to me anyway
Le waitress: hi there can I take your ord- kameron?
Me: yes 0-0 hi mom
Sl: mom?
Mom: are you on a date *right eye twitches*
Me: maybe *pales* 0-0
Sl: *sees mom* hello there madam my name is slender and yours is?
Mom: kameron what did I say about dating?
Me: I cant until my grades go up? 0-0
Mom:*Shakes her head* not until your 18 *grab a knife and throws It at slender*
Sl:*dodges*
Me: mom calm down =_=
Mom: no I don’t want you to end up like your sisters! *grabs a handful of knives and starts throwing them at slender *
Sl: please calm down! *dodges all the knives*
Mom: why should i?! *reaches her hand to slap me*
Sl:*grabs her hand* don’t. touch. her.
Mom: *struggles* let go of me!
Sl: not if your going to hurt her
Me: *sighs* sorry mom *touches a pressure point and knocks her out*
Sl: is your mom usually like that? *lets go of my mom’s hand and walks over to me*
Me: this was mild compared to what I’m used to -.-
Sl: damn all are of your family members crazy!?
Me: pretty much ._. *walks away to the door*
Sl: I hate to meet her dad… *follows*
vic: something wrong kam?
Me: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME MOM WAS HERE?!
Vic: oh yeah I forgot XD
Me: =_= *walks out and starts cussing in Russian*
Sl:*follows* so much for that
Me: yeah… *trips over an ant and lands face first on the sidewalk* mother *beep*!!
Sl:*teleports over* you ok?!
Me:*lifts my head up to reveal blood coming from my forehead* just perfect
Le ant: *flips me off and continues on its way*
Sl: *helps me up* do you need a hospital?
Me: nah I’m good…
Meanwhile at the bat mobile~
Ma: *laughing her butt off * XD it happened again!!!!!
Moon: tripping?
Ma: over an ant! XD she wasn’t lying!!
Moon: XD oh lawd!
Ma: oh on then move* drives like an idiot to follow us but ends up crashing into club 1** sorry everybody!! *backs out the bat and drives off*
Batman:*silently follows waiting for the perfect moment to strike*
Meanwhile at the mansion~~
Anthony: *upside down on the couch* I’m bored .-.
Grin and sally:*having tea next to him*
Sally: then do something -_- quit pestering us already
Grin: he’s not hurting nothing calm down
Jbg: I know what to do :D
Anthony:*bitch slaps Justin* no one was asking you
Jbg: *spits on Anthony* f*ck you too
Anthony:*gets up and wipes off the spit* you wanna go bro?
Jbg: you think you can win
Anthony: *draws a z in the air* I can get rid of you very easily >:3
Zalgo: *appears*what now?!
Anthony: *Points at Bieber* take him please 0_0
Zalgo: actually we had reservation for him already to my disappointment *grabs jbg and disappears*
Grin: thank Zalgo he’s gone he was getting on my last nerve
Sally: me too
Anthony: now that I think about it who made the reservation on him 0-0
Raven:*pops up from behind the couch* kameron did L
Anthony: should of known XD
Grin: gotta love mom XD
Sally: for me she’s my adopted mom .-. but yeah I agree XD
Raven: >_< I hate you all *forehead starts bleeding* dammit she tripped again!
Anthony: XD and you’re surprised how?
Raven: I’m not but it would be nice if she wasn’t a klutz from hell!
Anthony: too bad for you then X3
Anna & hoodie: *walk in*
Anna: hey gu- who the hell is that 0.o
Sally: that’s raven Kameron’s opposite
Anna: damn 0-0 can I kill her or is she like a 2p from Hetalia
Anthony: the 2nd one sadly -.-
Hoodie: she looks like a slut
Grin: she is .-. and hates all of us except offenderman
Raven: DAMN RIGHT I DO!! And anime sucks 3:D
Anna: *punches raven through a wall* don’t start with me bitch
Hoodie: calm down Anna kameron probably felt -_-
Anna: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO KAMERON I’M SORRY!!!! TT_TT
Back with me and slender~
Me and slender: *walking in Forsyth park admiring the nature*
Me:*stumble and coughs up blood* dammit raven
Slender: what happened?
Me: she just got her ass whooped
Sl: you mean raven?
Me:*coughs up more blood* yeah… that dumbass *feels my back pocket vibrate and pulls out the phone* yeah?
Anna: I’M SO SORRY KAMERON I DIDN’T MEAN FOR YOU TO GET HURT!!!!!
Me:*winces* calm down I’m fine
Sl: that’s a lie
Me: <_< *gets up* it’s ok Anna I’m not mad
Anna: I’m so sorry DX
Hoodie:*in the background* Anna calm down if she says she- never mind
Me: bye Anna see you later *hangs up* damn she has a set of lungs
Sl: she hit raven?
Me: yeah and by how hard she hit her she must have made a comment about either anime or music
Sl: who knows*shrugs*
Me: but yeah every year the turn the water in the fountain green on saint patty’s day
Sl: huh I didn’t know that
Me: ^_^ yay
Sl: wanna go to the cemeteries I heard they have a lot of history there also
Me: *-* yes *grabs his and teleport to the cemetery
You get the idea~~
Ma: where the heck did they go now?! Motha fluffa!
Moon: don’t you have a chip in mom -_-
Ma: oh yeah~ *pulls out the tracker* she at Bonaventure cemetery XD
Moon: oo~ sounds fun
Ma: to the cemetery! *speeds off*
Batman: (what do they plan to do with the joker?) *speeds off*
Back to le date~ (sorry i’m changing scenes so much DX)
Me: I haven’t been here in a while I forgot it’s nice here *walking with slender as ghost pass by*
Sl: indeed *feels a tug on his pant and looks down to see a little girl of six* yes
Me: *smiles warmly* hi Gracie
Gracie: hi mister do you know where my mommy and daddy is?
Me: I’m sorry sweetie but there over there *points to a couple floating over*
Gracie: thank you miss! *floats over to her parents*
Me: her story is sad…
Sl: why?
Me: she died of scarlet fever… she never got the chance to live *tears well up in my eyes (I’m literally crying right now ;-;)* she was only six…
Sl: she seems happy though *looks at the family*
Me: now that she’s reunited with her family
Sl: didn’t you come before though
Me: wasn’t able to see ghost then and yes I left a gift for Gracie
Sl: can’t Kaitlin see ghosts’
Me: ._. yep lucky duck
Sl: *nods and looks around* a lot civil war soldiers out here huh
Me: and grieving widows… *looks around also* it is peaceful otherwise
Continue in da next chapter :D I don’t want you guys to be bored to death XD
*club 1 is the most popular gay bar in savannah XD*