Recap~
Me:*sprouts red demon wings and launches at offender*
Recap over XD~
Of: *dodges just in time *
Me:*backflips and summons my chainsaw*
Le rest but me and offender:*sitting in lawn chairs eating popcorn wearing 3d glasses*
Of:*roundhouse kicks me*
Me:*flies back and springs from the wall* ̫̿̊͑h͓̜͚̭̣̼̭ͮ̇̅ͦ̚o̭̼̲͓̽ͯ͠l̉͌͐̓ͧ̇d̰̪̍̄ͩ͆͗ ̜͈̺̗͇ͬͦͬͫs̡̜̫̲̻ͩ̈́̾͗ͦt̵ͥ̔i̻̥̟̠̙͚̇͒l͚̞̟̾̓͒ͨ͛͌l̢͙̠̣ ̡̻̩͆͗͐ͨ͌s̱͇̱̥̰̳̰̒o̞͓̗̲͑ͣ̋ͅ ̟̣̘͍̳̦ͧ͗̓ͅI͇͕ͦͥͥͪ ͎͈̺͇̫ͯ̓̏̈́̽̄̕ͅc̛̘̃ͤ̈å̡͂ͫͨ̄n̨͍̭̫̞̫ͦ̇ͫ̀̿̃ ̜̙͉͉͇ͤͣͭ͢k̯̥͔̹̗̣̭i̳̗̝̋̾͗l͖̣̬̤͍̘̿ͅl̢͎͐͆̊ ̊ͤ̏͛͌͆ͨy̨̫̙̟͛̒̚̚o͚̺̝͉̼̼͌́̆͊͆͡u̽ͧ͑̋͌̆ͥ҉̫̹̥̱͕̹!ͫͫ͋̔ͤ̇҉̗̩͍̩
Of: *gets punched the face* ow f*ck! *grabs me by the ankles and slams me into the ground*
Me:*growls and springs up* ͕̻̇̒͂̇͟Wͣ̚҉̟͍h̿̂͌҉̫͎͎͔̞̠ÿͤ͆͌͋̈͐ ̯̌̀d̰̩͉ͥơ͚͎̩̯̲ͭͅn̙̻̦̘̱̟̖ͫ͞'̰͔͂͠t͓̱͙̩̩͈ͅ ̭̥̦̭ͪͩ̽̏̆͆y͙̤̩ͣͣ̂̈́o̦͔̘̫̼ͫͫ̂̓u̼̭ͧ͑̋͂ͨ ͎̰̹̣̪̖͓͋ͭ̐ͬ͢j̫͗̔̿̂͘ȗs̡͇̈́ͬt͞ ̡͖̑ͣ͛̏ͅd̑ͪ̉̈́͋ͦͭ̀i͉̦͕͕͈ẽ̮̟͙̗̱̩͊̚!̘̫̜͖̱̲̥͋ͨ̌?̡͇
Of: I’M GLAD I HELPED HISOKA!
Me:*stops dead in her tracks* ̭̙̑Y̙o̮̩̝̯̓͛̐̕u̹͓̮̞͙͉̮͂ͥ̌ͩ̎̒͠ ̲̱̱͇͔̮̑ͯ̀͜ć̜ͅȧ̴u͙̞͓̰̬̦͈̍ṣ̡̜͇̱͑̈́͌̉ͫͅė̖̂́ͮ͆̅̚͡d̠̳̉͆́ ̦̙̲͎̌ţ͔̮̀̓h̦̞͕͇͛̇ͦ̈ͨͧ͒ą̳̰̲͍̏ț͔͈̜̳̰̈͋̓̃̃?̓̌̃̀͗
Of: I sure as hell did to get rid of your ugly ass
Me: ͓̻͉̗̹͈͗ͨ͘T͍͍̜̞̲͇̆͒̑̔͑̐ẖ͌̄̽ͣͨ͛ͣẽ̮͔͍̫ͫͧͅŗͥ̓ͯ̎e̻̪ͫ̏ͪ̽̀̏̂ ̳̹ͭ͠i͚̒̔͗͝s̋ͯ̔ͭ̓ͮ͐ ̙n̈́̓ͧ̚oͭͫ̽̄͏̥ ̟̬̾ͦ͌̏c̴̲͍̳̐͆̽ͣ̌̍ͪḩ̥̥̈́̈̏̐͑ͦa̝̭̐̀̑͆̃͋̍nc̫̮̠̖͓̬̎́̋ͪ̅̚̚͘é̮͎̮̂̾̃ ͔̲͓͓̙̙̓̊͊ͫ́ͭo̩̳͌͋̊f͑̓ ̵̻̻͖ͧ̊ͅy̳̤͓̻̺̓͒ͨ͂̃ͫo̭̱̪̙̗̥̥ͫͨ͆ͥ̐͡u̸̬̥̖̗̹̘͉͑̉ͣ̉r͓͈̺̝̠̰͙͌ ̝̙͈̹̳͖̩̽̑͋̋͘s̘̭͕͍̥̉̓̑̃u̵̮͇̗̣̇̎̐͌̋̆ͬř͇͚̦ͭ̎̋̽͋v͍̋i̶͔̱̗̋̽v͙̦͔̮̈̅ͭ́ā͎ͮ̄ͩͅl̘̼̫̺͖ͦ̐̄́͂̽͠ ̣̭̫̣̬̗͆ͤ̄͗ňͣ̌͞o̹ŵ̾̅ͩ̚ *starts glowing with a demonic aura* ͥ̉ͪ̏̓͌̿͠Y͈̳̭͈̓̓͘ͅŏ̧̯̳̦̙̱ͫͅu̥̪̗͚̱̺̓̀ ̯͇̖͍̼̆͗ͯ̓͢ͅŵ̦̲͙̓i̻̟̣̮̭͓͟l͉̩̭̺̅̓̒̓̆͜ͅl̪̜̯̒̃ͨͯ̅̇ͯͅ ͎̠͍͑̇͌d̰̱̲͗̽̏͗͟i͙̣͔̫̫̱̓̐̑͐̉ͯ͛e̩̘̜̗ͮ́̅ ̼̪̥̾ͣ͌̐̓͗̀p̢̲̟̦͈̼ͦ̑ͫ̃̄̍ͪa̷̞̻͎̬̭ͨ͊͋̂̆ì̤̫̈ͣ̌̋ͨ̏n̰̗̖̠̥̰̣ͧ̆ͣ͡f͓͚̱̻̰̻̊ͪ͢u̙̝̦̯̣̎̍͂ͬ̏ͪl͓̈̑̄̉ͯl̗͕͍̖͖̩̀ͦ̍͐̾͑̚͘ỹ̶̹̹ͯ̍̽̾̃͐
Of: slender never deserved you in the first place, neither did anyone else.
Me:*shocked, aura fades away and wings disappear* R̮̮̳͕̞͓͝e̯̯̓̿a̪͎̫ͬ̒̊ͮ͌͢l̼̼̙̟͍̀́l̩̥͈͕̣͆̉y̔͆̄̍͝?̸̟̼͔͈̼͍̍
Of: yes
Me: *tears start pouring down her face* Y̷̯̺̣̺̤̍͐ö̤̭͉͉́ͮ͟u̼̝͖̳̠̥̺̒ͧ̅'̬̼̆ͤ̐ͩ̉͐ŕ͙́̇̉͑è͕͓̲͆ͮͪ̒̚ ̯ŕ̨͎͈͓̬̖̳̠̉̂̽ͭ̚ĩ̽ͪ̒g̡͓̩̜̞̗̓̈́ͮͨ͒h̞̘͓͎͖̽ͪt̄ͩ̆̊̕.̶̙̍̄̇̋̂̚̚.̤̗͚̖̒͡.̸̞̥͈͕̞ͣ̂̈͛ *teleports to my roon*
Everyone but offender:* shaking their heads in shame*
Anthony: you f*cked up bro
Of: she deserved to know the truth!
Kaitlin: that is what you thought was the truth
Of: you always complain about her even Mahkayla!
Kaitlin: she’s like my own sister we have our moments but we still care for each other I knew her since we were in elementary school
Julie: I knew her since she was in 3rd grade we all care about her, sure we bicker but we all care about her and we always will
Le rest but offender:*nods*
Of: I never liked her
Ma:* crashes through a wall in a boat landing on offender* hi guys! :D
Kaitlin: hey Mahkayla you just missed a bonding moment
Ma: *sighs* thank goodness those are so boring
Kaitlin: and you ran over offender
Ma:*looks down* oh I did XD *backs up the boat and runs him over again* much better <3
Ciara: damn girl you too crazy XD
Ma: I know kameron and pewdiepie taught me well ^-^
Kaitlin: one pewdiepie video was all it took *sighs*
Ma: yep :D , hey where is kameron? D:
Kaitlin: upstairs probably crying
Ma: I’ll get her!!!! *runs up the stair and trips* ow *starts cussing in Swedish, gets back up , and run to my room*
In my room~
Me: *sobbing with a razor in her hand* I̡̞̙̺̤̙͇̽͌͛͒̾'̬̥̦͔̱͓̱͝m̫̾̉ͤ̇̒̈́ͥ͡ ̸̪̘̾͛̄̓̍͑j̨̯̖̳̗͂͛ͩ̈̚ư̰̪͓̑̌̏̓̎̑ͭs͙͗̊͗̃͋͝ṭ̞ͨ͞ ͚̖̏̇a̹̭̬͌ͬ̋ͯ̔͋͌͠ ̻̪̪̠̜͛̚f̛̌͆r̬̽͊ͣͩͮ͗e̡̳̺̊͑ͩͯa͍̪̟̻̟̒͑͆̈́̃̄̈́k̹̻̙͉̥ͤ ̘͍̗̻̈͋ͮ̔̑ͪ̀ȧ̿ͩ̏ͭͩͮn̞͙͇̄͂d͈̪͙̻̻̑ ̻͋n͑͏o̡͈̮̫̽̆̎ͨ͋ͫ͐t͙̺̘̓ͫ͝h̻̪̙͒i̦͎̠͔̪͈̒̑͡n͖ģ̗̺̱̰͔̖ͩ̋͋ͅ ̢͚ṃ̧͚̞͍̪ͧ̾ò̜̮́ͭ͋̾r̉̊̋̄̉̓̾͡e̢̯̬͇̣̤̟̓̋.̦͚̫͖̟̱̦ͦ͆̈́̂̿͆.̷.̣̲̤̝̠̣͎
Ma:*kick down the door* hey there :D
Me:*looks at Mahkayla* T͚͎̺̱̟͗ͩ̚͡h̸̪̺͚ͪè̜͚̦rͫͨͤ̉͑̈̐e͓̬͉͉̓ ̃̎͏͖̩̙̺̩̺ͅì̫̗͙̣̲̭̤͐ș͓̱̙̦̌ͪͦ̀̉ͅ ͕͕̥̬̤̅̔̐ͦ͛̊̂̀a̡̟̝ͤ͒̂̿ͤͭ̂ ̝̻͍̼̠̠͚ͨ̊͂̏ͥt̸ͮ̿ͅh͆͒ͫ̌̿͘ĭ̻͔͙͟n̨̝̫̱͈̝̦͗ͩ̀g͕̗̤̜̳̰͗ͮ̒ͨ͗̈ ̣͙͎̂ͅc̀̈̅a̯̜͐́͊͊̇́l̗̜̮͍ͨ͟l̞̜̫̣̲̥̔̄̂͆ͪͬs̖͓͕̯̫ͯͣ̒̓ͯ͆ ̡̮̤̊͌̓̎̏̅k̴̯̱̰̟̫̹͆̓n͙͙̤̜̱͇̍̑o̼̝̞͎͍ͫ̓̔ͭͧc͈͈̦̩̅ͧ̌k̲ͦ̈͒̍ĩ̃̍̀ͫǹ̪̤̯̣̮͡g̡͍̮.̤̙̦͈͗͑͂̊̎̿ͬ
Ma: and? I came to get cha *grabs me by the ankles and starts dragging me don the stairs*
Me:*head gets hit by every step*o̒̾w̶͉̪̋ͪ͗o͙̥͕͖̭ͨͪͧͬw̯̝̺͋ͬ́͜ͅò̝͍͍̙͍̅̆ͧw̶̤͕͎̘̹̐ͅọ̯̝̿̽ẉ͙̫͔̈́̇̓ͮ̊ͬo͒҉w͎̗̹̣̗͙͒͒͊̇͆̀o̻̠̼̩̼ͭ̅̿ͣ̿̈ẘ̟̠̥̑̕!̠̪̗͍͙͐̃̀! DX
Ma:*walks into the living room and drops me* done XD
Me: *stand up brushing of dirt and dust*W̺̗̺̲̜ͦ͒ͫ͡ḧ͖̎̀ͅa̱̪̯̼̮̒͂ͩt̗͞ ͇̦̯̽͑d̝͙͎̭͈ͭͨ̇̈́ͬ̽͢o̡̯͚̬͎̬͍͕ ̰͙͔̥ͣ̆̌̋͋̎ͨ͡ͅỵ̩̪̭̀́̀̈́́ͨỏ̥̙͕̓ͥ͝u̸̠̫͔̐̽̌͛̆ ͓͚̍̈g̛͇̥͓̺ͮͅͅu̫̲̯̼̘̱̦͟y̟͕̋s ͙̤̼̗͎̜̰̆ͦͯ̽̀ͫẇ̪͉̥͕͖͖̩͞a͐ͧ̂ͨ͊̕n͛̋̓̄͐ͩ̑͏͉̠͍ţ̠̼̠̰͖̜̞?͇͚̓̽̒ͬ͗
Everybody but me, Mahkayla, and offender (who’s still under the boat unconscious XD):*hug meh*
Me:*starts tearing up* guys…
Kaitlin: don’t listen to that dumbass ever we all care about you
Me: aw thanks… where is offender?
Ma: I ran him over with my boat :D
Me:*falls over laughing so hard* oh gawd XD
Ma: what he was in my way :3
Me: yep, where did you get the boat? :D
Ma: nowhere~ o3o
Me: O^O don’t you lie to meh *pokes Mahkayla* =_= really bass pro shops
Ma: yep :D
Kaitlin: well we do have a lake it could be useful ._.
Me: and you didn’t get any fishing stuff DX
Ma: I was being chased by cops! D:<
Me: you can teleport! D:<
Ma: ._. I can?
Me: you splendor’s proxy so yeah .-.
Ma: well that’s good to know :D
Everyone but Mahkayla and offender:*fall over anime style :3*
Ma: what?!
Me: *gets back up* you should have known you derp!
Ma: *pouts* I didn’t know -3-
Everyone but me and Mahkayla:*get back up*
Me: *sighs* (man I want some cake…)
Max: I got an idea who wants cake :D
Me: bro are you psychic?!
Max: maybe o-o
Me: I want some *-*
Max: ok who else?
Everybody but offender:*mumbles in agreement*
Max: ok this time Anthony can help me bake them instead of melody
Melody: yay :D
Anthony: fine with me *walks into the kitchen with Anthony*
Le laptop: *dings several times*
Me: I got it *walks over and read the comments* ok Jeff you have to go on a killing spree with Jane, moon, slender, sally and ben .-., moon wants a family night, 0-0 XD Annabel gets to kick ben in the nuts, Naomi asked “if given the chance would you kill offender?” uh yeah .-., Jeff have to go shopping with trender and splendor and wear whatever they choose , and we have to play boomba XD o lawd we still haven’t finished last chapters stuff! Like the salt and Ice challenge TT_TT so sorry
Kaitlin: maybe I can help :3
Me: that’s good to know XD ok first we need some ice and salt
Kaitlin: already got it *hands the items*
Me: ok we need a volunteer :D
Melody: how about offender?
Me:*looks over and grins evilly* perfect *walks over to offender, drags him out from under the boat and dumps a bag of salt on him* now for the finale~ *dumps a bucket of ice on him* and now we wait <3
Moon: so we can go killing now?
Me: yeah have fun ^-^
Moon: bye mommy! *drags everyone on the dare out the door*
Me: bye honey!
Five minutes later~~~~~~~~
Of:*bolts up screaming bloody murder*
Me, Mahkayla, sand Cheshire grin:*watching TV upside down eating pocky* hey there .-.
Of: WHY AM I COVERED IN ICE AND SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
Me: because life hates you .-.
Of: *pokes his face and screams in pain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
Me: .-. revenge is a bitch
Of: YOU F*CKING DID THIS DIDN’T YOU?!
Me: .-. a dare is a dare
Ma: yep .-.
Of: *points at Mahkayla* AND YOU RAN ME OVER WITH A BOAT!
Ma: yep :D
Of: *stomps out of the room cussing under his breath*
Me and Mahkayla:*high five upside down like a boss* .-.
Me: we are awesome .-.
Ma: yes we are motha fluffa .-.
Me: *pokes Mahkayla’s belly* you stole my line .-. *slides off the couch* ._. damn I was getting comfy
Ma: XD haha
Grinny le cat:*sleeping to top of the couch*…. More …..tuna….
Grin: XD stupid cat is sleep talking
Smile d: *sleeping next to me twitching occasionally* ….spread…..word….
Me: so is smile ._.
Moon:*bust through the door covered in blood* I’m back!~
Me: ._. I see that welcome home
Ben: *dragging his feet groaning* I got no victims man~
Moon: yeah we killed them all XD sorry ben~
Ben:*mumbles under his breath* at least I have my weed…
Me: oh yeah by the way Anna has to kick chu in the nuts ._.
Anna:*pops out of nowhere* XD I have been summoned!!!! *kicks ben in the nuts* that’s for smoking weed brah XD *disappears*
Ben:*squeals like a little girl holding his jewels* TToTT
Me:*gets up and pats ben’s back* there, there bro XD you’ll live
Ben: TToTT I think I’m gonna lie down. *floats up the stairs*
Me: time for a family night thingamajig :D
Moon and grin: YAY!!! :D
Grinny:*wakes up, stretches, and gives the girls the evil eye* you bitches woke me up =_= you will pay
Smile:*wakes up and gives grinny the evil eye* shut up cat you woke me up =_=
Grinny and smile:*have a glaring contest* =_=
Me: ok girls you’re both beautiful now shut the hell up =_=
Grinny and smile: *grumble cuss words under their breaths and walk away*
Moon: XD haha they got told
Me: ok ^-^ what do you guys want to do?
(see you next time O^O moon and grin you guys choose what we’ll do)