1000 Funny Jokes ∞Part 5∞

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1000 Funny Jokes ∞Part 5∞
900) stickmen
901) whats for dinner?
902) read out loud!
903) what you say to..
904) how to get a girlfriend
905) period
906) ASSUME
907) hope
908) how could you?
909) beer bear
910) i wanna go out
911) jar
912) things to do
913) why is he in black?
914) wait WHAT?!
915) april fools
916) imposibilities
917) DONT DO IT!!
918) who?
919) spend time with family
920) why are you late?
921) go blind
922) hello?
923) fun thing to do
924) that moment
925) diabetes
926) michael clifford
927) you tube
928) money
929) then YOU do it!
930) horror storys
931) safe?
932) cat
933) class
934) SHUT UP!!!
935) Principal
936) meow
937) He Loves Me
938) famous
939) at your crotch
940) LOST UNICORN!!
941) lol jokes
942) backfat
943) bad boys huh?
945) having a pet
946) my phone is dead
947) Interrupt
948) burned cop
949) faces
950) I dont pretend its OK
951) great son
952) [spins in chair]
953) job interview
954) meetting
955) olympic pool
956) biggest fear
957) see yourself
958) bleeding
959) your not fat
960) Bang
961) YOLO
962) your the witch
963) pants
964) wrecking ball
965) have you ever?
966) flappy bird
967) *all dressed up*
968) that moment
968) simon says
969) crush
970) s.h.i.t
971) quote
972) Mature
973) Perks of dating me
974) What time do you go to bed?
975) FUN PRANK!
976) remember when?
977) Teenager Post
978) Damn this is so good
979) Step up your game, boys
980) "just a friend"
981) not wasting time
982) I hate it when
983) SOMETIMES
984) Trying to embarras me
985) *I dont care*
986) 4 Things
987) actually..
988) No matter!
990) Only if they new
991) Make a 5SOS Sentence
992) Its funny
993) Alcoholic
994) S.O.M.L
995) "no"
996) Really love
997) school taught me
998) I envy people
999) People who shower
1000) Our parents
Oh my god.. This is it
Haaaaaay hey hey

944) bad girls huh?

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Girl: So, I heard you like bad girls.

Boy: Yeah.

Girl: Well I'm bad. Like really bad... at everything.

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