"J-hope present.
I'm really sorry about what happened to your finger. It was my fault and I take full responsibility for what happened.
I shouldn't have been playing around so much. If I didn't keep insisting on you dancing with me, you wouldn't have fell and your finger would be fine.
But it's not.
It was all bent and weird. The sight was honestly very disturbing. And you screamed. Then you cried.
You cried because of me...again. I seem to always hurt you. If you want you can break my finger so we can be even...
Hehe. I hope you won't do that.
But all jokes aside, I feel extremely guilty for what happened to you. I could almost feel how much it hurt due to your horrified facial expression. I hate seeing you like that.
Actually, I hate seeing you being anything but happy. You're like an innocent little ladybug -see what I did there?- who'll get squished if you touch it with too much force.
I think I'm going too far...
*cough*
Well, I'm just glad that your injury isn't too severe. I mean, it could've been worse. You could've hit the ground so hard that you'd turn into a horse.
*incomprehensible sounds*
Or..
A mixed breed of tiger and alien!
Okay I'm not great at jokes.
I just hope this made you smile.
Uh...
J-hope...
Out."