Since I've lost all my comrades regarding internet connection, I'm here to rant and just type random,insignificant thoughts and yeah you know how the DON'T READ chapters work.
Okay so firstly, I was deeply insulted when someone told me I looked like Yoon Bum from Killing Stalking or whatever his name is.
I. Am. Deeply. Insulted.
Like fcuk
No I don't wth
I'm not a skinny-ass country whore who goes as far as to break into someone's house because of something as riddikkulus as lo-- //slapped
Well, they only said I looked like him but oh well.
I'm not a skinny-ass, levi-haired boi with charcoal under my eyes.
Ok so
Remember that time when I said someone called me Viktor?
Someone called me Yuri Katsuki, too.
And someone called me Yagami Light.
Like what
Ok so IDK if I said this before, but when I was watching Death Note on television back in the city at home, I was pretty sure my grandmother was sleeping so I didn't care and put the TV on volume 50.
And then it came to the part when Light was fcuking cornered and then he went "HAHAHAHA".
So I was just sitting back n' chill then I heard footsteps coming from the hallway and then there was my grandmother and she was like: "COULD YOU STOP LAUGHING--" then she saw the freakin' TV and the show and then she went 'oh' and walked away.
And then i asked her what she just said so she told me she wanted me to stop laughing then retreated ( rip ) when she found out that I was actually watching something. So i said;
Me: wait what
G: i thought it was you laughing
Me: .
G: it sounded like ur laugh when u got mad at ur cousin when u were 10
Me: how tf do u remember stuff from when i was 10 ( and you don't remember where you put your flashlight wth )
G: i just do *disappears into the hallway*
Me: *singing horror music in my mind*
And at this very moment I am singing horror music in my mind.
Okay, so you remember that list of Japanese drama?
EVERYONE, WATCH KAITO TANTEI YAMANEKO AT ONCE.
BTW, here's a little something that will kill you once you start watching; Kacchan is gay.
*wink*
Yups.
He confessed at the end.
He's kind of gay with some mental disorder similar to that guy in Jeffrey Deaver's "The Broken Window". No, not the hoarder part. That part when he thinks even a chip of his latest victim's fingernail is "orgasmic". That's what he said, okay? Like, when I was reading the book, too, I stopped and looked at the word again.
So. . .
Watch it. *wink*
LOL I just remembered this one time when I went to this "Youth Summit" program that was said to have come from "Hawaii" as "Kala-Manawa" or something, and everyone else was, like, 18-40+ years old.
Shoving those thoughts aside
There was this 'friend system' or what ( i forgot ) that someone would have to choose the person they would always be with for the 3 days that the seminar would be lasting.
And then it was said that "go to the person you had the worst first impression of".
So I snorted when everyone stood up noisily and started to approach people.
I went "how can you be so honest"
And then I was looking around.
I was thinking. . .
Should I go to that girl who thinks she's the queen of the world?
But then someone approached me.
And my mind went "THANK GOODNESS WTF I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOSE MY PLACE AS A HUMAN BY CHOOSING THAT QUEEN WOMAN"
And this girl who approached me was short af
She was, like, the top of her head was in level with my chin. Or under it, even.
And guess what?
She was 20 years old.
Like whafack, m8?
LOLI AF.
Asahi, where r u, I found a loli-- //kicked
And then she said
"I chose you because you look like you're just quiet and shy"
And my mind went
"Oh my god, 'quiet and shy' bro wth I am neither; does my appearance really suggest something like that wtf"
And the rest is history.
Oh, right. Here. Another thing in that seminar.
At the end, we were made to form a circle and the organizer of the event ( which turned out to be someone my mother side family knows SO well and i remembered that's how i got there despite my age ) spoke drama crap which actually made me cry in my mind but nawh, it would be absolutely, horridly disgusting if I cried for real.
Like, you know?
Like, yeah.
That was everyone's opinion on me because I cried back then in my childhood and in elementary school.
And, that's where Eagle 1 and Eagle 2 comes, and literally tells me that I had no right to-- //slapped by eagle 1
Well, yeah, I guess I cried a lot but bitch, please.
I AM A MAIDEN WITH A PURE HEART.
( oh my god i actually said that )
Ok, anyways, yeah.
So at the end of that drama crap in the seminar, people went around hugging each other ( bc long story idk how to explain how it went after the drama speech thing ).
And then this girl approached me.
And then she hugged me.
And then whispered to me;
"It's going to get better. Please look forward to tomorrow. Don't keep your head down. Face forward."
It was cliché af because I see a lot of those in sports anime or something.
But I was already triggered beforehand because of the speech so I just kinda stood there like a statue.
I literally froze.
And then I was about to ask the girl what she knew about me ( not in a rude way, I'm not like that )
But her sobs intensified and she said
"Everything about you reminds me of my sister"
So i asked
"Oh so you have a sister. Where is ur sister tho"
And then i kinda expected the answer.
"She's dead."
So, going along with what everyone else around me was doing, I kinda did this hugging back ( which I hoped wasn't awkward but HAHA I BETCHA IT WASN'T I'M NOT AN ANTISOCIAL CREEP I'M COnfident as hell YEAH HAHA YEAH WELL IT'S TRUE LOL YEAH AYE AYE ) and idk what I should have said so I just shut up.
So after a while that girl calmed down and broke the hug and said "thank you" and i got so triggered that when she left i sat down in despair and then went to the restroom and drowned my face in tap water and calmed down.
That was one of the most crucial gaddamn moments in my current life.
Yeah, I said current life because my 12 years of existence has been cut off from this year and all the next ones.
I plan to forget all that crap.
I do.
But sadly, I'm not doing so well at forgetting that crap.
But anyways, I did. Most parts.
Well, nope.
I remember everything but I just kind of, like, separated those six years I spent in elementary school from the rest of my life and the years to come.
And I'm doing absolutely great. I advise you to do the same if you were as crappy as me back then. Well, I guess no one else was but eh. Just in case.
And yeah.
That was one of the moments when I was absolutely triggered.
Like fcuk.
Q v Q
But the seminar was quite fun.
And here;
I did two speeches.
And I started the other one with
"Before I continue, I would just like to remind you; despite me being younger than everyone else by 5 years at minimum, the words that I am going to speak is in no way as frivolous and nonsensical as one would expect."
Because hell.
The adults were looking at me scornfully wth
Like I was some kinda inept child that couldn't even get my bearings together wth guys
Even though I am known to be 13 ( i didn't say "even tho i look like" bc lol i look like 25 ), the constitution of my body is that of a 33-year-old.
*fireworks explode*
I. . .
Am a subject of the ReLIFE experiment.
*fireworks*
As a 33-year-old, I became a NEET because of-- //killed
LOL I'M GOING TO SPOIL YOU IN CASE YOU'RE PLANNING TO READ THAT MANGA LOL
That fireworks is already a spoiler lol
Anyways, can someone help me decide?
Go to hardcore saving mode and save money for that Kuroshitsuji group cosplay and get the best quality stuff or go to average saving mode and make do with whatever I can get with those savings?
Well, here's the pros for hardcore saving mode:
✔ i would be prepared af in case of emergencies and lack of funds and mistakes in price estimation
✔ worry would be unneeded
✔ no pressure
✔ i would be able to get complete stuff and the best quality crap out there
But the cons are;
❌ i wouldn't be able to go all out shopping in anime conventions
❌ i wouldn't be able to go out and spend money whenever we have meet-ups or appointments
❌ temptation, for example when you pass by anime stores, bookstores, donut stallls, drawing materials, stuff that require printing, music cd's, scarves, is difficult to evade and i have absolutely no self-discipline
( why did i put donut stalls there i swear one of these days I'll get diabe-- //cracks up and laughs OH MY GOD NO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING JUST-- THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT DIABETIC DUCKS THAT I-- //falls off the bed laughing )
But yeah.
Help.
I didn't have any intention on doing a cosplay ever in my life, but this seemed so interesting because other people were joining in.
Like i can't tag rn bc, like I said, I don't have signal so. . . But here are the people who have Wattpad that r joining
Like I won't get the usernames right but well
( im going to be sharing information haha why am i like this i know nothing of privacy )
@ARIES-KUN470 started this and is going to be Ciel Phantomhive ( frills everywhere and eyepatches aren't comfortable, trust me )
@Kazuki_Nanami is Elizabeth Midford ( good luck with that dress and that wig omg )
@CrAzy_CaT *iforgotthenumbers* is going as Mey-Rin ( wig that wig and the glasses )
@alicansa2003 will be cosplaying Hannah idkthelastnameimsosorryiforgotahihavenotwatchedkuroshitsujiforalongtimenow but we're not sure yet but yeah I hope ( are you going to be okay wearing lipstick and so much brown foundation or whatever you use in makeup to make you darker )
And then there's Asacchi with no Wattpad bc he's not the type to have a Wattpad account and he's going as Claude Faustus. I know. Claude Faustus. The original plan was Joker but it seemed so difficult and he suits Claude better so made him change it.
Oh btw
It went like
GC:
Me: WHO WANTS TO COSPLAY AS BEAST
*and then they shake it off*
Me: ASACCHI YOU COSPLAY AS BEAST ( reminder asacchi is male )
Asacchi: *doesn't know Kuroshitsuji* are you sure?
Me: HAHA HELL YEAH.
Micchan ( It's crazycat mey-rin ): xD Yesss *is probably laughing bc she searched beast and saw the appearance ( she no watch Kuroshitsuji either but searches everything )
Everyone else: WHaT *my name* whAT ( probably )
Me: Micchan send pic of beast go
Micchan: *sends pic of beast*
Asacchi: wtf
Me: haHAHHA LOL JK JK GO AS JOKER
And yeah. I couldn't stop laughing omg now i remember it and I CANNOT STOP SMILING HAHA
So thus we conclude Asacchi is going as Claude.
While I, on the other hand. . .
Will be the one in charge of embalming you when you die.
JK.
But yeah, we decided on Undertaker.
Oh my god why am i revealing the plans to the whole world ( lol nope )
Yuucchi ( ARIES-KUN ) originally told me I was to be Sebastian but eW FCUK I'M NOT THAT "PERFECTION" IMAGE EVERY GIRL SWOONS AROUND so yeah.
And we're planning to get KACCHAN ( i named him kacchan on purpose knowing full well what kacchan is like on kaito tantei yamaneko ) to be Sebastian because agh, everyone loves him. ( he is tobio-chan. I named him "Kacchan" bc "Kageyama" ok but the other reason is stated in the previous phrase enclosed in parentheses )
So yeh.
I need help.
Vote for "Hardcore Saving Mode" or "Average Saving Mode", thank you very much.
Okay, live action stuff here we go.
Okay so in Kaito Tantei Yamaneko, that hacker girl is the one who acted out Miyazono Kaori's role in the live action movie of YLIA. And then Arima Kosei's actor is the guy who took up the role of L in the Death Note live action adaptation.
So. . . I don't think anyone is planning to watch any of these so I'm going to:
Mao from Kaito Tantei Yamaneko: ( but ugh pls watch this thing despite the incoming spoiler )
- after that last incident when Yamaneko suddenly appeared in Stray Cat when Mao was waiting, and then Rikako showed up after that, they had a chat and then
- they found out that Mao was actually diagnosed with some kind of incurable disease ( kaori's disease )
And so
Yamaneko-san sent her to live her life as a normal youth because she's already changed; she's nowhere near herself before she met Yamaneko-san and everyone else so she should go to school like a normal student and forget about the past and crap ( i cant spoiler bc i want you to watch it )
So, after intense debates, she did agree. So being a hacker and all, this girl changed her freaking name and crap because she hacked into the files and all and changed it. Idk how it works ok
And now we have
Kaori from Your Lie in April
And
Kosei from the same show.
So Mao, now Kaori, went to go to highschool.
Well, another possible theory is that Yamaneko erased her memories and replaced them with a normal highschooler's.
So now Kaori goes to school and meets Kosei.
And then Kaori dies because of her disease and then
Kosei grieves for the loss and Yamaneko appears in his room one night without anyone noticing because he's Yamaneko gaddammit just go watch it.
And then Yamaneko explains everything to Kosei.
So. . .
Kosei has a change of heart after finding out about Kaori (Mao) and her previous arc of life.
Yamaneko asks Kosei to carry on with the will of his purpose for being Yamaneko, and so, Kosei becomes a world-renowned detective and goes to the world of Death Note now.
So then we have
L from Death Note.
He solves crimes.
AND THEN!
I JUST FOUND ANOTHER CONNECTION WTH xD
Yagami Light comes to light ( no pun intended ).
So Near and the others think they succeeded, and that Light was killed in the fire.
BUT.
A GHOUL DIED WITH HIM.
AND THAT WOULD BE RIZE.
BECAUSE YAGAMI LIGHT'S LIVE ACTION ACTOR IS ALSO KANEKI'S.
AND THEN THERE GOES HIS LIFE AS A GHOUL HAHA
. . . Why am i like this wtf
This is why I can never get myself to shut up and sleep at night.
I keep having random thoughts pop up into my mind wth
I was also about to say that-- FCUK NEW CONNECTION WTH
OK SO THE GUY WHO ACTED OUT KOSEI'S GUY FRIEND ( i forgot his name agh ) IN YLIA IS ALSO KAIZAKI ARATA IN THE LIVE ACTION ADAPTATION OF RELIFE OH MY GOD I CAN'T
So after kaori dies he graduated along with everyone else and forgets about Kosei because Kosei becomes L.
And then he is now Kaizaki Arata.
So he becomes a 28-year old NEET who once had a job but tragic stuff i wouldn't want to spoil you.
And so
That. Kaizaki Arata begins his ReLIFE and meh. IDC anymore because Kaizaki Arata is Kaizaki Arata.
Ok so. . .
There.
And about the thing I was going to say, I meant to tell you that I was about to put Yamaneko's history as his actor's role in Gokusen Season 2 ( watch this series as well this is priceless start from season 1 ok then finish up to the movie after season 3 ), but Yamaneko's history has been revealed so yeah. Nevermind.
This actor is fabulous, though. I forgot his name but eh.
Well, he's the vocalist from the Jpop band called. . . Was that Kat-Tun or Cat-Tun or Idk just that. Sounds like.
So his acting of being tone-deaf in Yamaneko is. . . Eh.
Like, he's a good singer so of course he can't tone-deaf. That's precisely why his tone-deaf turned out to be 'doesn't know the difference between shouting and singing'. He was good at making your ears hurt, so it's all good.
Anyways. . .
Hm. . .
Idk if the stuff that happened in the manga of Re: Zero is the same as the events that took place in the anime, but heck.
I cried.
While reading the manga.
Like, as intense as when I read that certain part in ReLIFE.
( lol the titles are similar haha but no because Re: Zero is actually 'Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu' )
Ok.
So I'm going to report stuff going on in this province at the moment.
Every night. . .
Someone keeps fcuking firing a gun.
I'm serious.
And it ranges from 15 to 20 shots that don't have a specific time interval every night.
Well, all I know so far is that it's very close, and that it starts from somewhere around 10 and goes on in sudden shots to four in the morning.
It's really close, so I thought it was just that certain fruit from a tree falling on the roof of the warehouse ( like it does everyday ), but no.
It's too loud.
And I overheard the people here ( specifically three old women lol sorry three grandmothers haha ) talking about it. They said those were gunshots. And the municipal council is trying to subdue whoever it is behind those gunshots but they can't even identify the person behind this unreasonable firing.
I sometimes hear glass falling and breaking. So that's probably windows.
But the wierdest fcuking thing is that nothing is damaged when I wake up and go outside.
( well, you wake up late as hell so everyone's probably fixed everything by then, though )
So maybe that's why they're extra cautious today, like, they won't even allow me to go out at seven.
( did u see how i emphasized 'me' back there )
Okay there goes another bullet fired wtf
But I'm kinda wondering why there was this one time when I was lazing around at the house's roof ( yes roof not rooftop ) and then i heard that gunshot ( which almost caused me to lose my fcuking balance and fall to my death ). It was somewhere around 16:00 and it was unusual.
What's more?
It came, according to my rough estimation and dying hearing senses, from the house a few meters away from ours.
So meaning, the gaddamn neighbors'.
And then
Smoke suddenly started to rise up from their yard, but I couldn't see anything else because tall-ass trees covered their lot ( and yeah, trees here are really tall that they obstruct the view of someone who's currently on top of a, no joke, tall-ass two-storey house ).
And yeah.
I saw house lizards mating yesterday.
On the wall.
On.
The.
Forking.
Wall.
^ ^
(⚪×⚪)
( > <)
LOL.
I just noticed;
People who have average grammar in English try to make their sentences OH SO FORMAL.
People who speak it naturally don't care.
I noticed that last year, actually, because I was one of those people.
Q v Q
Like
Look
At
My
Stories
Wth
I
Tried
So
Hard
To
Be
So
Formal
And
All
In
The
Author
Notes.
Now that I re-read some, I just cringe.
It was so unnatural that I don't even know what the actual fork overtook me back then.
Elementary days are full of hellish memories aren't they
^ ^
^ ^ ( - __ - ) ~i am sanity
( Q v Q )🔫< ( < )
( > < )
LOL I mean, I'm still trying ssso hard to appear right in the english right now but I mean
I didn't even use abbreviations like IDK. - ____ -
And no emojis.
And no kaomojis.
My god.
And i capitalised everything there is to capitalize. Well, that's correct and we should do that but yeah my point is sure to be clear aye aye aye
Silly childhood omg
I had low vocabulary ( lol i still have ) but i pretended to be someone who is so genius in this godforsaken universal language that i can't even understand.
Why is eggplant called eggplant when there is no egg in the plant?
Why have teachers taught when preachers preach? Shouldn't it be praught, then?
Why is large larger largest when bad worse worst?
Why is pineapple pineapple when there is neither pine nor apple in it?
Why is is carajay carajay when j is silent? Why not carahay?
Why do we need double letter t in aTTitude when gratitude is graTitude?
Why do we have lauGH when staff is staFF?
Why is wife when multiplied; wives but hive does not become hifes?
Why is it clutch when crouch has no t?
And if pig is pork and cow is beef, then why the hell is chicken still chicken?
WhyYy?
And why tf do we have in, on, at and everything else?
Why do we need to use singular verbs for plural nouns ( or what idk i can't english ok )?
Why the heck is Be Verb different from the Verb itself ( maybe it's not but forgive me i can't english ok )
Hay.
Hay hay hay.
OH SHIIIITAKE MUSHROOMS WTH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AHAHA
I'M SO GLAD THAT FUKURODANI'S ANIMAL REPRESENTATION ISN'T A HORSE xD
Like
Imagine if bokuto just
"HAY HAY HAY"s
And kuroo responds with
"NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH"
And kenma is like
"PLAY PLAY PLAY" ( play volleyball not do pet play ok oops )
And then akaashi goes
"GAY GAY GAY"
OH MY GOD NO
*Stops and goes to headcanon book*
Ok, it took me 2000000 seconds to type that whole thing in the other book.
Plus another 20000 seconds for some Danny pun.
HAHA I NEED CHURCH LOLOL CRAP
( lol yeah i type slow no judging )
Tomorrow i will dance around the house saying "Kacchan is gay"
*looks at time*
Lol
I mean
A little later i will dance around the house saying "Kacchan is gay"
Who wants my real name
*hears cheering
Crickets*
Then, in that case I shall be obliged ro reveal this ever-so-valuable treasure to you
My name is
*TUN-TUN-TUN-TUN-TU-TUN, TUN-TUN-TU-TU-TUN ( kaito tantei yamaneko opening music )*
YUUKI TENMEI!
MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA--//killed
Help my hopeless self
Yuuki Tenmei is-- //starts getting embalmed
Spoilers lol
HOLY DFORJK
I HEARD 'NOTHRR GUNDHOT
.
.
.
*fork
*'nother
*gunshot
I wonder how many people manage to tolerate reading this crap until the end?
*strokes my imaginary beard*
Hm hm hm
Oh btw that Assassination Classroom live action adaptation
Nagisa is so gay lol
So, so gay
Well, what would you expect?
His actor is a freaking JPOP MALE IDOL after all.
*sigh*
Of course, of course.
Kkkehhh.
Lol I need someone to read "Tilea's Worries" tho
It's a light novel
You can find both volumes on Wattpad published under "A_Certain_Poster" or whatever the person's username is.
This novel is soOO great at making people facetable lol
Oh btw
There was this scene yesterday morning over here
Since the floor is wooden ( the house was built 1800 something )
Fcuk TWO GUNSHOTS AFFF
Ok im calm now
So anyways, since the floor is wooden, we need to scrub it to keep it clean and run this cloth over the floor ( like those common anime scenes when they clean the traditional houses and bend over to reach the floor while running or what ) to make it shine or what
And we're taking turns
Well, no, actually, because I don't wake up early enough and my sister probably does it HAHA
So anyways
I woke up at 3 AM ( hell yeah i set an alarm ) and opened the windows to my room and went out the door and went outside after making coffee.
Yes, yes, I take extreme measures just to do pranks. That's how I am. No one can change me. CUZ BABEH I WAS BORN THIS WAY *starts dancing born this way by ladeh gagah in my head*
So i had my phone and kept reading that light novel i mentioned to keep me preoccupied.
I didn't lock the door when I exited the room on purpose so that whoever will wake me up would actually enter.
Um ok, are you confused yet? Lolol im a bad storyteller
Ok let's start from the beginning:
G #1: *assigns me to do cleaning and says NO ESCAPE*
Me: ok then. u will see me gone tomorrow morning
Sister: HAHA UR ROOM IS ON THE FORKING SECOND FLOOR DUMBASS ( lol )
Me: LET'S SEE, KACCHAN ( im calling her kacchan bc she kinda looks like kacchan and yeah I'm just insulting her serves her right for agreeing that i look like yoon bum )
Sister: HA, UR NOT THE YAMANEKO. HAHA.
Me: OH WELL, YEAH BUT I'M THE MYSTERIOUS PHANTOM BUTTCRACKER-- ok i shouldn't have said that but yeAH BYE HUMANS
-- that night, mysterious phantom buttcracker slept as early as 22:00 after setting an alarm for 3 in the morning because grandmothers woke up at 4 --
Me: *wakes up at 3* HAHA KACCHAN I WILL FOOL YOU *opens window near bed* *slightly opens curtain for effect* *goes out of room and leaves door unlocked* *goes down* *gets coffee* *goes to the garden and sips coffee like tea ( they don't have tea here )* *waits for 4 am* *sees grandmothers waking up* *pockets teacup* *retreats to the warehouse*
(by going through the window bc dpor is closed but it's ok bc warehouse has one storey tho the windowsill is like 1 meter and a half above the ground but i manage there's this wood sticking out 3 feet above the ground from the warehouse's base so i step on that and just jump up and grab the frame of the window and voila im in lol thieving tutorial by mysterious phantom buttcracker-sama ) ( and oh i use the excess metal sheet stuck on one of the gaps between the wood of the warehouse to make the window's hook go up and yeh weird hook at the side bc like i said the house is old ) ( omg im revealing my crimes to the world )
Me: *hides*
-- and as 5am comes, mysterious phantom buttcracker hears g#1 telling kacchan to wake mysterious phantom buttcracker up --
( ok so basically, since the house is wood, you can hear their shouting from even 3 meters away lol )
Sister: *going up*
-- and mysterious phantom buttcracker immediately jumps out the window and goes to the back of the house where the window of her room leads to --
Me: *inhale exhale phew phew* *reminder; a forest-ish area is behind me lol* *hears rummaging from up the second floor*
Sister: *looks out window* *looks down* *sees me*
Me: *does that peace sign thingy and salutes with the other hand* MEOW BYE *runs into the forest* *totally forgets about teacup in pocket until it hits a tree in my pocket*
Sister: . . . I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO REALLY DO IT WTF GET BACK HERE NOW *goes down and idk what happens next*
-- and then, at 5:30 am, Mysterious Phantom Buttcracker returns and sees Kacchan scrubbing the floor --
Me: *bows* *leaves teacup on sink*
G#1: I HEARD YOU JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW WTF THAT'S DANGEROUS IM GOING TO TELL YOUR MOM ( her daughter ) NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME SIGNAL NOW NOW NOw
Me: WHAT? No i could never do dat kacchan here just misunderstood
G#1: THEN HOW DID YOU GO OUT IF YOU DIDN'T JUMP HUH WE DIDN'T SEE YOU AT ALL
Me: . . . *doesn't want to reveal my prank bc kacchan is watching* *whispers* i took a stroll at 4 am dun worry
G#1: oh ok but do not escape your responsibilities EVER AGAIN.
Sister: HMPH
Me: *starts going up the stairs*
G#1: BUT *my name*
Me: *stops for effect no rlly i did*
G#1: THE GAME IS NOT OVER, *my name*. THE GAME IS NOT OVER.
Me: *snorts for effect HAHA SORRY IM A WEEB OKAY* * slides down the wooden handrail that is surprisingly sturdy af and i almost hit my head on the sudden decline of the roof* *jumps into view so i can be visible ofc* But the game hasn't STARTED HAHA *spins ( yeh im good at spinning bc the floor is smooth af HA) to the staircase and goes up*
-- and The Mysterious Phantom Buttcracker dives into her room and locks the door before attacking the bed and wrapping herself in the fluffy fluffy feather comforter she looted out of the storage area and slept the sleep that has been interrupted by the prank --
AND THAT SCENE ABOVE FCUKING SUMMARIZES MY LIFE. Aye, i still remember the events and lines like it happened just a minute ago xD it is memorable after all.
Like
This is my perfect definition of enjoying my life. And i did it when i was 13. Sighhh 13 years old is the time i moved out of my stupid child self. HAHAHA.
word count b like; 5019 excluding this line
Trying to write a cliché scene;
I've done this in my old trash book but I'm going to make new ones. Well, except the first one bc I'm just going to re-write it. And I'm going to use the name Sera again. It's probably the best thing I can think of.
**
Sera tapped her pen furiously against the desk, panick filling her thoughts. Her essay was only halfway done, if not a fourth of it, and it was almost closing time for the dorms. If she couldn't make this on time, she wouldn't be able to sleep in a comfortable bed today.
Taking a nap outside the school was a very terrifying idea.
The sun continued to disappear behind the tall hill that was tall enough to be called a mountain, and its orange light cast shadows in the room.
Her mind was blank, or rather, it started to go blank. Her frustration was clearly getting the better of her. Suddenly, her pen fell to the floor with a small clicking sound. As she scrambled for the object, she fell on her knees and swore she heard one of them crack. Though it was only her imagination, the fall hurt.
She tried to reach out and grasp the pen, but her vision started to be caught in a blur. Her eyes stung, and she felt tears flow down her face. She didn't know why she was crying at all, but all she knew was that she was never a very normal person. Was it because it was her first time working overtime for school activities?
She was an honor student.
She always was.
But she was forced to stay inside the classroom because of an unfinished essay.
Just why did it feel so humiliating?
Her parents' expectations?
She felt trapped in their cage. She felt like she was just a doll. They were always manipulating her and telling her what to do, not allowing her to enjoy herself for even a single moment. ( im pissed off too at the moment but i have to keep writing lol )
Losing track of time and allowing herself to let it all out, she forgot all about her unfinished task and the clock that ticked behind her.
All of a sudden, the door slid open, and another shadow appeared in the room.
Sera whipped her head to the direction of the presence and saw Kaito, the class' best student. He was carrying a sports bag and was still in his tennis attire. Ignoring the redheaded girl who sat on the floor, he moved over to his seat and grabbed something from the compartment under the desk.
When he turned to leave, the female called out to him.
( get ready for the stuttering )
"K-K-Kaito-kun! Wait--"
"What the hell do you want from me? Someone who sobs grossly on the floor because of an unfinished task isn't worth my time." He replied coldly, shooting an imaginary arrow towards Sera that pinned her to the ground.
Just as she was about to throw him the best insult she could manage, Kaito turned around and, in a moment, he was holding out a handkerchief towards the redhead.
"If you're going to tell me something, then say it properly."
Sera wiped her eyes with the sleeves of her jacket, refusing to accept the material she was offered. She stood up, moved over to her chair and looked down at her paper. Kaito sighed and picked up her pen.
He handed it to her by leaving it on the side of her desk.
"You even forgot about your pen."
"Well, sorry for being forgetful. But I-I just want to ask a favor."
Kaito didn't respond.
"C-could you please. . . Not tell anyone about--"
"Your failed essay? I won't. Who would even bother?"
"Geez, then sorry for being stupid. Just because you're on the top of the class doesn't mean you can go on like that."
Suddenly, Sera felt her head being tilted the other way. Kaito removed his glasses and put them over the girl's eyes. Before she could respond, he spoke words no one would have expected him to, his cheeks dusted with a shade of red.
"Then, you're smart now. Good luck."
And as he turned away and shut the door behind him, Sera couldn't help but feel the rapid pounding of her heart along with the warmth that the glasses radiated. Never before did she feel more motivated.
***
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HAHA EW WHAT DID I DO xD
IDK IF I CAN WRITE A SECOND ONE GIVE ME TIME TO RECOVER xD
Ok so what should I read first?
Gates of Fire or Consequences?
Here's a summary of the first book mentioned;
GO TELL THE SPARTANS, STRANGER PASSING BY, THAT HERE, OBEDIENT TO THEIR LAWS WE LIE.
Nearly 2,500 years ago, in 480 BC, at a bleak pass in a far-flung corner of eastern Greece, three hundred Spartan warriors faced the army of King Xerxes of Persia, a massive force rumored to be over a million strong. Their orders were simple: to delay the enemy for as long as possible while the main Greek armies mobilized.
For six days, the Spartans held the invaders at bay. In the final hours, their shields broken, swords and spears shattered, they fought with their bare hands and teeth before being overwhelmed. It was a battle that would become synonymous with extraordinary courage, heroism and self-sacrifice. The name was Thermopylae.
Gates of Fire tells the epic story of those legendary Spartans: the men and women who helped shape our history and have themselves become as immortal as their gods.
Nice, isn't it?
I really want to read it but the storytelling is way deep that i have a hard time trying to get it into my mind. I'm probably just too dumb for this smart book ( lol ) but eh.
Consequences has no summarry written, but some preface explained it and it's a story about some person who lived in London in the time where air raids were abundant. Like some woman who is haunted by some unpleasant past.
Whichhhh
Should iiiii
Read
Firsssst
I've finished Never Look Back ( ghosts ), A Case of Need ( medical stuff ), Impossible ( fantasy-ish romance ), Realm Walkers ( fantasy my sister bought it before coming here ) and those twenty seven books of the Hardy Boys series stocked up on a shelf under the staircase.
And I only have these two left and I can't choose.
All the other books my G#2 has is about hardcore romance with the adult stuff and wife life and all so I don't have energy to read any of those.
I still have that book "Greek Fire" at home which is about a detective guy in old London who is trying to defend the case of this Elizabeth girl who was charged for murder of her younger cousin but it's at home okay
That book is totes interesting
Like, there's this alchemy-related fire that can burn anything and will never go out. That's the "greek fire".
I've ran out of books to read and the stuff I have here on Wattpad isn't very interesting. Like, I'm done with the light novels and the original novels and I'm still waiting for Aethernea to update AND other books I've stocked up on all have SERIOUS Grammar issues. Well, I did add other stuff knowing they had that for the purpose of collecting data ( lol ) but the others. . . Eh.
It's probably my fault for finishing every novel in one day and about 3 of the detective series in one day but argh i can't seem to understand what i read when i slow down and put the reading on hold then read it tomorrow. Idek. I didn't use to be like this. It took me a week to finish one novel but idk now.
I don't like it :')
And there was this time i borrowed that Percy Jackson book from Satocchi and i finished reading it at school in between breaks :')
Why can't i slow down wth
But when i read instructions for school, I'm too slow lol omg what is with me
Oh lol and that 13 Treasures book i borrowed from some classmate was ded in half a day
It was interesting and it only had about 200+ pages so eh
AYE, CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SECOND BOOK OF SFGE?
LIKE I ONLY FOUND BOOK 3 INSIDE DAT GADDAMN NATIONAL BOOKSTORE BRANCH.
I'm waiting for the movie but it doesn't seem like it'll show up soon.
So i want the second book.
Then I'll buy the third book.
Can someone give me
Even if it's just a battered second-hand
Plesh
I need it
And the second book to the Tales of Starlight
That dragon book and the pathetic Marcelle and the great Adrian and the mysterious Cassabrie
Like give
It only has two books and i have finished the first book about 4 months ago i need that final book wtf
And Realm Walkers' other books
I know it's a new novel but oh well.
But anyways, I'm planning to read 'Consequences' first bc I'm saving the best for last which is 'Gates of Fire' but i wanna read it so bad I'm hesitant
Ok bye imma buy cookies
( waaait. Why did 'imanity' show up in suggestive words when i typed 'imma' oh my god )
( i haven't even typed imanity ever in my life until now wth suggestive words )
Currently watching Gokusen Season 3 xD
And then my sister switched it to StarMyu wtf
I don't even watch this
She be like
--music video is playing--
Kacchan: *goes to tv* *claws at tv* I MISSED U GUYSSSHHHH
Me: ( ur going to make it fall over wtf )
Grandmother#1: lol what do u see in that it's only a drawing
Kacchan: OOOOWWWWW
Wait lol someone also is named Tsukki in here lol
Tsukigami
xD
OML I SPOTTED SAKAMOTO xD
Sakamoto wid no beauty mark lol
HOLY SHEET TSUKKI'S BROTHER NAMED TSUKKI TOO IS SOME FAMOUS GUY xD
AND HE LOOKS LIKE AMAGAI FROM BLEACH OMY LORD xD
LOL OMG ONE GUY'S VOICE ACTOR IS KUROKO'S VOICE ACTOR xD I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD SING
One guy named asaki y couldn't it be asahi why just one letter
Show: oh, so that's tsukigami's brother; they look nothing alike
Me: lol yeah his brother is ugly haha-- //slapped
Woah the stage play has a nice plot lol
Oh my god Inumine is my favorite character lol
Why you ask
He did the peace sign
xD why am i like this
Oh he's a genius?
Ok then
*looks at mirror*
Why do i look like tsukigami
( not the face but the style ok im not pretty lol pretty xD )
And the earring is on the same side wth xD
Well no mind
My hair will grow longer someday so i won't anymore xD
Lol there's this french guy who has snakes for hair wtf xD and he's so gay when he talks
OH LORD AGEHA IS A COPYCAT WTF
HE'S OBSESSED WITH TSUKKI'S OLDER BROTHER OH NO
HE COPIED EVERYTHING EW ZERO ORIGINALITY MR. AGEHA
AND U HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY UR PERFECT
OH NO THIS IS A BAD HABIT
Lol hoshitani dat acting
Ok i should stop doing this ok bye I'll stop putting my reactions on the show now xD
Me playing minecraft:
*sees a horse*
Hmmm
Should i make it a pet or should i kill it for the leather?
I need a pet, but I also need the gaddamn armor ughhh
*after 9999 minutes*
*kills the horse*
*horse doesn't drop leather*
FCUK UUUUUUU
I got a saddle from this mysterious pig who has a saddle with a little zombie riding on it holding a fishing rod wth xD
That moment when you finally acquire a bow
FINALLYYY
*makes 12 arrows*
Rip supplies i need to be accurate af so as not to waste my arrows lol
I love the furnace
It cooks me food
Lol
I once thought it required cobblestones, flint and steel plus coal to make a furnace but then it only needs cobblestones xD
I was killed two times by the same zombie when I was mining, though.
Guess what?
I found an abandoned mine during lunchtime.
AND THE ZOMBIES WERE PROTECTING IT ( lol i put a story over the mine and the zombies now xD )
I had to go run all the way from my spawn point and pass by my house and search for the mine and go down that system of ladders i dug in that pit.
Now I know how Subaru feels like.
Respawning be like
:')
Triggered
So I started reading Gates of Fire awhile ago ( and also stopped to watch tv a while ago lol ) and it isn't really that deep regarding storytelling. It's just that the words are of Greek and the sentences are really long and full of commas. That's why it was kinda confusing at first but eh, i got it now.
So anyways, I was just on minecraft this morning and i found another dig site ( lol ) aand i found cobblestones among the plain stones and coal blocks and Redstone blocks AND diorite. So of course i destroyed the blocks ( i dont rlly play mcpe on survival mode solo so it's the first time i saw this ) and then a LOT of gaddamn zombies started attacking me all at once.
I ALMOST DIED. ( good thing i was wearing iron armor not leather anymore lol and that i have a stone sword rip help i haven't found any gold yet )
So after killing em all in a freaking panic, i went back and saw this monster spawner inside a wide cobblestone room with this treasure chest at the back of the room.
I was so stupid i rekt the spawner
There goes exp :')