"is that a yes?" Taehyung asked and wrapped his arms around the younger' waist.
"No! I just said oh my god" Jungkook rolled his eyes, and tried to get out of Taehyung's grip, but he decided to give up halfway through "I don't want to join your porn video, and you're not allowed to post those videos anymore"
"why am I not allowed to?"
"cuz I don't want other people to see my man jerking himself off! You have too many views and followers as well" the older couldn't help himself, but laugh at what the other just told him "why are you laughing?! I'm serious"
"I know, that's why I'm laughing"
"what?"
"You told me that you aren't the jealous type"
"I'm not" the younger tried to defend himself "it's like, I don't think you would like if everyone saw my body either! What if I became a stripper?"
"You can become a stripper, but only for me" Taehyung said with a little wink and kissed Jungkook's cheek "hold on, I feel attacked and exposed"
"why?"
"cuz you've seen me naked so many times, on top of that masturbating, but I haven't even seen you shirtless"
"TAEHYUNG WHATEVER YOURE THINKING NO, ITS DINNER" Mrs.Kim yelled from outside of the door, since it's not cliche at all that the mother to one of the main characters, in fan fictions and stuff, interrupts something (:
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I'm honestly done with this
I can't write fan fics at all, and they're just so boring
I fucking can't even