Top 5 Female Names That I Find Funny:
1. Antoinette ( for some reason )
2. Helen ( no one knows )
3. Coleen ( idfk but maybe because it sounds like cholera )
4. Denise ( is this the name of a duck )
5. Marianne ( it sounds like "shrimp" or what )
Top 5 Male Names That I Find Funny:
1. Anthony ( i will never stop laughing when i meet someone with the name of anthony )
2. Frederick ( it was okay back then but now )
3. Randolph ( sounds like a reindeer )
4. Alex ( meh just sounds silly )
5. Russell ( jack russell terrier lol )
Top 5 Words People Insulted Me With As A Kid:
1. Pig/Piggy ( aye memories i will slay that b-- )
2. Pork Adobo ( im food im food look idk if this is because of my appearance or because of my most common food for lunch )
3. Ugly ( well pretty much a common insult )
4. Giant ( titans )
5. Elephant ( i agree on this one i could literally step on all of them good thing i didn't )
Top 5 Words People Complimented Me With As A Kid:
1. Smart ( cough )
2. Tall ( coughing again )
3. Kind ( believe it or not, i am
I am
I really am )
4. Songbird of blah blah university ( well )
5. Cool ( shrugging tbh i am not fond of this word )
Top 5 Words People Insulted Me With As Me Now (lol)
1. Fat ( atleast im not a pig anymore )
2. Blind ( this hurts so much )
3. Nerd ( im not even )
4. Future NEET ( says my sister )
5. Slut ( lol of course of course in this day and age )
Top 5 Words People Complimented Me With As Me Now (lol)
1. Lit ( idk what this means but someone told me it was a compliment so ok then )
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Top 5 Thing I Used To Do As A Kid:
1. Chess ( sigh )
2. Draw ( like every minute you'd find a bond paper with scribbles )
3. Run ( the reason why i stopped running shall never be revealed cackle cackle )
4. Sing ( lol i always did i grabbed every opportunity but then eagle 1 and eagle 2 came into my life and-- )
5. Cry ( humiliating enough but meh it's in the past so here )
Top 5 Things I Never Did As A Kid:
1. Sports ( of course of course what could a piece of pork like me do there )
2. Dancing ( i would have looked like )
3. Climb ( trees or houses not even once bc pigs don't do that )
4. Math ( this is one of those things that never change )
5. Stay Calm ( i had this ever-burning fire in my soul )
Top 5 Things I Do Now:
1. Eat ( eat edible food )
2. Have Delusions ( i was very delusional since i was young bur i never really got lost in daydreaming now i do )
3. Write randomness or stories or what ( like what im doing right now )
4. Observe people ( though my observation skills are very poor )
5. Read ( mostly novels btw speaking of novels i just finished this one called "Never Look Back" by Robert Ross and it LITERALLY KILLED ME IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL )
Top 5 Things I Never Do Now
1. Sports ( not ever still no )
2. Math ( nevaaaaaarrRRRr )
3. Household chores ( pardon me )
4. Sleep before 00:00 ( i wait until 01:00 before i do because ghosts are gone at 01:00 lol jk )
5. Drink coffee ( i never did )
Top 5 Anime:
1. Death Parade
2. Canaan
3. Shinrei Tantei Yakumo
4. Haikyuu!!
5. Prince of Stride: ALTERNATIVE
Top 5 Japanese Series:
1. Gokusen
2. Kaito Tantei Yamaneko
3. One Litre of Tears
4-5. Idk anymore i only saw the movies no more series but all those listed above, watch them NOW
Top 5 Novels I've Read So Far:
1. Black Creek Crossing ( John Saul )
- this is some kind of superstitious witch thing book and oH BOy it was so wicked
2. Circle of Shadows ( Imogen Robertson )
- my nose bled at the medieval setting ( i think that was 1644 ) but the alchemy and plot twist was sO MINdblowing
3. Never Look Back ( Robert Ross )
- the ghost of sarah jane ( name of some character ) haunts me forever omg this was beautiful
4. The Bride Collector ( Ted Dekker )
- i will never look at the world and the people in it the same way ever again this book has too much psychology ( hint: go to that yandere yamaguchi chapter and look at that killing method now u know but i don't recommend the oneshot just skip to the killing method )
5. The Broken Window ( Jeffrey Deaver )
- it took me minutes to understand all that data pen system but crap this was tOO ENtertaning
Top 5 Words I Absolutely Abhor:
1. Defensive
- i wanna slay dat teacher
2. Curtain
- idk what i was doing i hate curtains
3. Pride
- well eagle 1 and eagle 2
4. Talent
- this ruined all
5. Betrayed
- you just do not know what i
I mean
I don't do that to anyone unless they have something shitty in their attitude that i know wouldn't help them in any way
This is the only method i can do
I'm fine wid being misunderstood but i hope u don't misinterpret the situation and think differently from what is supposed to be
Small-minded spoiled brats
U do not understand
Codenames Paint, Shoemaker, Peanut, Falcon, Bread, Branch and Marker. This crap im doing and have done is for ur own good gaddamet.
( ok there goes another rant )
Top 5 Best Scents:
1. New book
2. Soil after the rain
3. Floor wax
4. Driftwood
5. Burning paper