Jason posted a status: Single Pringle who is ready to mingle
Percy: What, did I read that right?
Annabeth: Jason, please tell me that this your sick version of some sort of joke
Leo: Well I guess Piper just finally decided to get a real man ;-)
Calypso: -_-
Leo: Seriously come on. Don't be mad at me for no reason. Every single one of us know that I am not a real man, babe
Reyna: Knew it, Thalia hand the ten dollars over
Thalia: But I agreed with you?
Reyna: I guess we both get ten dollars
Thalia: I'll steal some off Leo later
Leo: Wait, no stop, pretend that never happened, it came out seriously wrong
Percy: I bet that's what yo mother said when you were born
Calypso: You would know, Percy
Percy: Well excuse me, somebody hold my blue blueberry cookies, shits about to get real
Annabeth: I think that we are all getting sidetracked here, Jason and Piper broke up, remember, does that not seem weird to you
Leo: Shit Yeah, I almost forgot what's up with that Piper McLean
Piper: You guys really don't want to know
Frank: I'm here with them so trust me when I say that they do, their faces are actually really creepy, please tell them before they do anything to the rabbit
Piper: I'm not even going to mention the rabbit but the real reason that the two of us broke up is because Jason has some weird, to say the least, fetishes
Annabeth: What exactly do you mean by weird?
Piper: Staplers
Hazel: Interesting
Frank: O_o
Nico: o_O
Leo: ;-)
Calypso: -_-
Leo: °_°
Percy: Hazel what the-
Hazel has gone offline
Frank has logged off
Reyna: The great Jason Grace has a fetish for staplers? Yeah right give me a minute to find out the truth.
Piper: No wait another five minutes
Percy: I think that Reyna is gone
Annabeth: Why, what's the big fuss about?
Piper: You'll find out soon enough
Leo: I wonder if she'll actually find out anything
Piper: She will, believe me, she definitely without a doubt, will
Leo: Ok...
Reyna has updated her status: Jason Grace has a fetish for staplers, didn't need my dogs to find that out
Reyna has gone offline
Percy: Than how exactly did she find out?
Annabeth: 0_o
Nico: I'm so sorry Reyna, Tartarus wouldn't even compare to the horrors you must have seen
Percy: I don't get it
Annabeth: There's a surprise
Will: Nico, come here I need you for very important business
Nico: I'm kind of busy right now, so I hope it's important if you want me to go running to you when I'm extremely busy
Will: I need to do my daily checkup, remember, I kind of do it every day
Nico: Never mind, I'll make time, I'm on my way
Leo: Ew gross, you're both younger than me, you're the freakiest children ever, besides you're both a bit young
Nico: Hazel found Jason's fetish for staplers 'interesting' and neither she or Frank have commented since
Nico has logged off
Will has logged off
Piper: Gods, that is just, Hazel, really? I can't believe that
Leo: :-/ Hazel seems to be so kinky now
Percy: Dude I know , it's great right :-D
Annabeth: ...
Calypso: Leo, we're going to Antarctica
Leo: Can't, hard to use my powers there
Calypso: You act as though I care
Leo: I thought you did
Jason updated his status: In a relationship with My Beloved Brick
Annabeth: And I thought I'd seen it all
Leo: Superman, even I don't think that's cool and I'm me, I think that I'm cool
Jason: The love me and my Brick share is like no other
Piper: Kind of wishing I'd gone with Leo now instead of Jason
Calypso: Why??
Piper: And then I actually think about it and decide that maybe the hunters wouldn't be to bad
Annabeth: You're telling me, believe me I'm considering it
Calypso: Even I, a women who was stuck to live for eternity and now wants to 'Live fast die (physically) young is finding the immortal existence with Artemis appealing
Thalia: Maybe we should go talk about it in more depth, ladies, wouldn't do any harm to do some research with a living huntress
Percy: But what the hunters get up to is extremely boring compared to Camp Half-blood
Leo: Yeah you wouldn't want to give us amazing fellows up for a couple of immortal girls would you?
Leo: Would you?
Leo: Hello?
Leo: Why aren't they answering, I'm getting kind of worried
Annabeth has logged off
Piper has logged off
Calypso has logged off
Thalia: Believe me when I say that what us hunters get up to in our free time would make Jason and Hazel's freakiest kinks seem sane to you guys
Thalia has logged off
Percy: Well I have got to find out about this, it seems extremely interesting and fruitful
Leo: Wait, Percy please save me first, there's a puddle of water around me and I can't get past it
Percy: How did that happen?
Leo: Calypso did it because she wanted to go to the hunter meeting without me bothering her and probably because I did something wrong, I usually do
Percy: That sounds terrible, Leo I feel bad for you truly
Leo: Percy, you are coming, right?
Leo: I know that you wouldn't leave me alone, in the dark really fricking scared out of my mind
Leo: You really aren't like that, please tell me that you aren't going to leave me here
Leo: Percy?
Leo: I know that you're there, you haven't logged off yet idiot
Leo: You are still there, right? I'm sorry for calling you an idiot just, please Percy rescue me
Leo: Pretty pease with a cherry on top, now will you help me?
Leo: Nobody's coming are they?
Orpheus: I am not coming to save you, weak mortal fool
Leo: Dafuq is this Nico again?
Leo: Fuck this shit I'm going to be a modern day princess and save myself
Leo logged off