My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

By Starryxnight_

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#1 in humor on 24.01.2018 Picture this- You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day sta... More

▪ 1. Pyaar Diwana Hota Hai ▪
▪ 2. The Flash(Female) ▪
▪ 3. Friendzoned ▪
▪ 4. Surprise Or Shock? ▪
▪ 5. FanGirling ▪
▪ 6. Lost And Found ▪
▪ 7. Jealous Me?... Nah! ▪
▪ 8. Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki Tragedy ▪
▪ 9. Heart Break Alert ▪
▪ 10. Kyunki PagalPanti Bhi Zaroori Hai ▪
▪ 11. Dealing With The Devil ▪
▪ 12. Murder Mystery ▪
▪ 13. Messing Up Things. ▪
▪ 14. Nightmares. ▪
▪ 15. Outburst. ▪
▪ 16. A Reason To Live ▪
▪ 17. I Promise. ▪
▪ 18. Khatro Ke Khiladi ▪
▪ 19. BREAK-UP NO. 100! ▪
▪ 20. True love. ▪
▪ 21. Is this love? ▪
▪ 23. Good Girl Gone Bad! ▪
▪ 24. Sharing Pain. ▪
▪ 25. Surprise. ▪
▪ 26. Mine to Love. ▪
▪ 27. Yeh Wahi Ladka Hai Na? ▪
▪ 28. Bondings. ▪
▪ 29. She Left. ▪
▪ 30. With love, from Bhai. ▪
▪ 31. One Step Closer. ▪
▪ 32. Who are you? ▪
▪ 33.We aren't going on a war, are we? ▪
▪ 34. Barish. ▪
▪ 35. Can I have Gems Instead? ▪
▪ 36. Will You Be My Valentine? ▪
▪ 37. Dil Tut Gaya ▪
▪ 38. Bhoot Aaya! ▪
39. Aap Yaha Aye Kisliye?
40. Valentine's.
41. Hatke Valentine?
42. Hum Tum...Kidnap Hogaye!
43. Ab Kya?
44. Didi? Jijaji?
45. Doc, Mere Dil Meh Aap Ho!
46.Tu aise bol raha hai jaise mere peeche..
47. Durrrr ki 'friend'!
48. Abhi Kyun Mara?
49. Bol Do Na Zara...
50. Aryman, may you R.I.P.
51. Dadi Tu Kab Jayegi😢
52. Let Me Heal You.
53. Shaadi Pakki?
54. Main dua karti hu...
55. Ab Dangal hoga!
56. Someone puh-lease kill me!
57. Just follow my instructions you idio!
58. Jungle main aag lagi...
59. Chalo jail chale...
60. Bole toh...
61. Sath samundar par...
62. The End

▪ 22. Maine hothon se lagai toh. ▪

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"Nahi she has a boyfriend who is all ready to break your bones if you don't leave her." I heard a familiar voice.

Manik baba the great!

I could see him shooting daggers at poor Alex who had losen his grip on me by now, gulping his saliva in fear.

If looks could kill Alex would be dead by now.

"What's your problem Malhotra?" I snapped at him.

"Chashmish are you drunk?" He asked me holding my hand bringing me close to him.

"And how does that matter to you?" I said moving more closer to him.

"Alex let's move out of this-" I stopped in mid sentence when I didn't found Alex there.

It seems like he vanished.

I swear I saw Manik smirking.

"We are going home chashmish whether you like it or not." he said dragging me....'forcefully'

"I am not coming with you Malhotra leave my hand." I said as I struggled to get out of his tight iron grip.

"It's rockstar for you!" He said in frustration ruffling his hair.

"I am angry and now it's Malhotra and don't you think you should go to Sanaya instead of wasting your precious time on me." I said in a mocking tone.

"Why would I go to her?" he asked confused.

Oh ho now he thinks I am dumb!

"Stop acting innocent Malhotra! And by the way you aren't my boyfriend!" I shouted at him.

"I will be... soon!" I heard somewhat similar sentence.

Did I hear it correct?

"Kya bola tumne? Phir se bolo." I asked.

"Kuch nahi bola maine, abhi ghar chalo."

I pouted sadly. I thought he wanted to be my boyfriend!

Stop dreaming nandu!

"Chashmish you never drink, then why today." he asked as we reached in the parking.

"Tum mere dad ho?" I asked placing my hands on my hips in a furious tone.

"Nahi toh!"

"Bhai ho?"

" What? No ways." he said with wide eyes.

"Good then stop asking questions because I don't think I owe you any answers." I said and turned around and literally ran away.

"chashmish! Chashmish stop...." his voice trailed off as I reached inside the club.... Again

MANIK'S POV

"Itne bade club meh kaha dundu meh isse. Pagal kardegi yeh ladki mujhe." My eyes searched around for chashmish.

Aye dekho.. Paris dekho...
Dilli ki race... ha ha ha ha

I turned towards the source of the sound and I saw her...

Phew!

Found her....

The crowd started cheering and she moved towards the dance floor and then realisation hit me.

Oh shit!

She is going to perform.

Aa... aa.. aa aa aa
Jaam bhi hai
Haan haan kaam bhi hai
Haaye haaye chori nahi
Sara aam bhi hai
Sabne pee hai mujhe ilzaam kyun hai
Khamkha mera naam badnaam kyun hai
Dekho na logo ne
Botalon ki botal khatam kar di
To kuchh na hua, magar magar

Maine hothon se lagayi to..
Hungama ho gaya aa aa aa aa..
Hungama ho gaya hungama ...
Hungama ho gaya
[Hungama...]

She swayed according to the beats and then mukti, maddy, fenil and aryaman joined her copying her steps.

And I palmed my face in shock? Surprise?

" what the hell is wrong with everyone!" I said as I muttered harmless abuses under my breath.

"whoa yeh in sab ko kya hua?" I heard cabir speak.

"where the hell where you?"

"sanaya aur navya ko ghar chodne gaya tha."

"Manik woh Mukti and everyone.." Abhi spoke as he entered the scene.

" I can see!" I said signing in disbelief.

Goron ka toofan yeh kehta hai
Hamein bhi bata kyun rehta hai
Gufaaon mein.. ya.. yeh dil tera
Jaane kyun tu kal dohraati hai
Kaisi tadap mein tu doob jaati hai....

Maine hothon se lagayi to..
Hungama ho gaya aa aa aa aa..
Hungama ho gaya hungama ...
Hungama ho gaya
[Hungama...]

Everyone dancing like crazy. Nandu removed her jacket and threw it somewhere. Though she was wearing proper top inside I heard some people passing cheap comments about fenil, mukti and her.

I got angry and punched the guy, breaking his nose.

"Dare  you speak anything wrong about any girl again."

Everyone stopped dancing as the music too faded.

"Party over guys everyone out now!" i shouted on top of my voice.

After a commersion everyone left leaving us alone in the club.

"Calm down Manik! " Cabir said as he placed a hand on my shoulder.

"Tune dekha na kya bol raha tha woh."

"Chod unhe.. Aur in sab ka kych kar." he spoke and I turned around to find everyone sitting on the ground in a circle discussing something.

"Okay start!" Nandu said and everyone looked at me.

"cabir bhai ne bola rockstar humse gussa hai kyon ki humne bad behave kiya toh humne decide kiya jo bhi rockstar ke face pe smile layega usse gift milega...." she spoke and everyone nodded in agreement.

I am angry! They should have listened to me.

But mujhe yeh nahi samjra ki how come everyone is so drunk?

"Aye, me first! " aryaman said.

He came closer to me and sat on my lap and spoke,"hey handsome!"

I was taken a back. His hands roaming on my chest.

I was scared.

I pushed him and he landed on the floor with a thump.

Everyone giggled and aryaman pouted sadly.

"Bhai ko hasana hai darana nahi hai." Mukti spoke and burst out laughing.

"I complimented him I thought he will smile.. Bohot kadoos ho tum" aryman said rubbing his back and went and sat with them.

"My chance!" maddy spoke.

"If ten gujrati ladies sat under a tree what will be they called?......... Ben(bhen) 10 hahhahahh....." he completed and everyone laughed out loud.

Ben 10 seriously.

"yeh kabhi hasta bhi hai ya nahi." Maddy said making a bad face.

"Yeh meri chance." my baccha said.

"batao chiti hati se kyun gussa ho gayi?... Kyunki hati ne chiti ka swimming costume pehen liya tha....hahahahhaha." I made a bad face.

" I have one..

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?  

Boy: Akbar was Gay. 

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? 

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu, Romeo-Juliet  
But Only 
Akbar - Birbal! 😂😂😂" fenil completed and everyone laughed except me.

I palmed my face.

Aise jokes milte kaha se hai inhe.

"Cabir, bhai bohot gussa hai kya?" Mukti spoke sadly and Cabir controlling his laughter nodded and I looked away.

Unlogo ko aisa nahi karna chahiye tha...maine kitni bar mana kiya ki don't drink when you cannot handel... Kisiko kuch ho jata toh...

"Now my chance..." chashmish spoke.

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Hello ppl,
Kaisa tha update?

Jokes 😂😂😂😂

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Kya manik ko nandu smile kara payengi?

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