i have no life «RANDOM BOOK 3»

By trashofallkinds

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hi
when you're so dilusional you talk to a dead person
When you have no idea what youre feeling but you know you're socailly akward
-Hacker Voice- dont move and no one gets hurt
dear whatever the fuck (I STOLEDED THIS)
inspirational stuff that makes me cry
Someone
Idk Some Rant I Wrote
I Said I Would
Last Guardian Art
because she can
lolz oc i guess
More Trico Because Im Obsessed
Planning to make a Gif
Reference
im pissed af
sjjssjwwjwwjwwjwwjwwjww spoilers for last guardian
oops
Chiccciiiiiii Talk to meeeeeeeeeeee
tagged
Contest For Wolfie
A Repub because why not
Mamas looking after you
Idk
COMPUTERS ARE MACHINES
new oc
END ME
Why
that moment when you write over 500 words to a book and it doesn't save
Over The Hedge
it took forever but i found my meme
ert
okay i see how it is
My great grandpa uses shirts as dust rags
that moment
A short poem (Very Short, not worth your time)
Tags so dont read it in other words
im being cooked alive
Oh yeah, also
Im out of school!
Moana.
Yes
i remember this-
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN-
Picture For Chicliest which you may have seen before
Art
when casual dancing goes wrong
prays because i need jESUS
i just discovered some trippy shit
halfway through the book and i have art
for bear
I guess im that terrible
i wish i was fucking joking
screams
idfk i want to vent
SPSOT
art that hurts my eyes
whatano
the billionth oc to ever oc
most likely a scam
i have been summoned
a poem i wrote to satisfy a nightmare
Rate
poem
Beautiful dog
Another Poem
look i stole a stolen thing--
*-*lots more art*-*
oops
Title your Story Part
wiw
"im sorry, dear"
"you're afraid, DeaR"
"you're acting strange, DeaR"
"wiwy wiw wiw"
meme roleplay
idk
cihC
smk
Title your Story Part
Idfgdvzmzmvvfm
stuff you dont care about
Art
new book
this is definitely me
Omfg
look cihC
friend sandwhich
All of the friends but in pictures
art again
my face
what is wrong with me
IDEK anymore tbh
who wants me phone number
Twitter post
Oc but theres no picture yet
for Chic because she wanted it
what is up my CrAnKy cReW
o
hope i dont die lol
wait
oops lel
i just made a new tag: how well do you know (insert name)
candy-shi
my calm down songs
"but im so sleepy, dear..."
new bio
dhndkskqq
o look more kik art
hcyh
song for Bear
fucking
another new profile picture
pillow art
the n word
The ell
BDNXDMSJ
well
theyre leaving
"one day, too late, im in hell"
sj which stands for nothing in particular just thought id say that
wtf
youtube channel
new phone
it's official
"a dinosaur sensation!"
"you will find me there"
wait
Alright just one more and then I think it's over
"I watched them fall away"
"go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen from choking on my ass"
o dang
p sure I ruined this
art and two new things to worry about
what is it with Japanese Derpy
Idk
bad pony art
nIcE gOiNg Me
look at me planning ahead
more Jacob because I'm clingy about someone who isn't
high off of Sharpies
a joke even tho I've told a million fuckin people
did I already include this type of stuff? you bet I did
Emoji challenge
my phone is at 5 percent lol
arttttt
memes that I totally (didnt) steal 👌
vent art but its just a wip
done
everything sucks
three fourths into this book and I'm failing math by one point
"one day Burt's just gonna kill Ernie"
stuff that I TOTALLY didn't steal from Chic--
Pastel art
for Chic and sour_sugar even though they don't care or notice
sometimes I wish she faked leaving Wattpad and hope she'll come back
a page for all I hold dear
no I'm not copying sour-sugar
"ⓛⓞⓥⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓣⓡⓐⓘⓣⓞⓡ, ⓗⓐⓣⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓞⓨⓐⓛ"
"ι needed ғυlғιllмenт, ι ғoυnd wнaт ι need ιn yoυ"
Aldjdjo I just wanted to share these cause it describes my feelings
drαwíng
M͎O͎R͎E͎ A͎R͎T͎ W͎H͎Y͎ D͎O͎ I͎ H͎A͎V͎E͎ C͎A͎P͎S͎ L͎O͎C͎K͎ O͎N͎
"ι ¢αυѕє∂ ѕυ¢н αи ємρтιиєѕѕ"
Art
i am confused
i got frunking tAGGED
idk i just thought this was funny
FKdkdl
thought these looked cool and this was a bitch to upload
lol this art is gay
juѕt α fun líttlє mєmσrч
vent art wip that i am probably gobba take a year to finish
HELP THIS IS CUTE AAAAHHHH
lol agressive poetry that im gonna regret soon
too lazy to crop these so here we go
im just gonna stay awake from now until my bed time today
o crap how did i get an eight inch scar on my leg wtlf
ooooo i fell asleep im a fuck--
my wall art i was just telling you about
lol i had another weird ass dream
oh yeah also
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I LITERALLY SQUEALED I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!
∂σи'т αѕк αℓѕσ нσℓу нєℓℓ тнιѕ fσит ℓσσкѕ ¢σσℓ ωнєи ι туρє ωιтн ιт нєяє
uugh
I should be more excited but I'm not??
"depression is a virus that can undermind us, heroes never cry"
It looks like a Shopkin why
Contest entry :00
#HowToGetEbolaInOneEasyStep
Gif
Kermit the fr-uuuuuhhhhh-og here
Gosh darnnit Isis
Guys I'm laughing so hard
Part 2 lol
Part three lol
Like just stop tho
But wait! There's more

Is there anything Chic posts that I DON'T steal, tbh?

21 1 5
By trashofallkinds

Stolen from Mr Toaster Phone king

1: hair color?
My mom says it's dirty blonde but it's way more brown so I honestly don't know who to believe

2: eye color?
Hazel asf

3: favorite book?
If we're talking about real books, I'd definitely have to go with Where The Red Fern Grows, hands down fave. The runner up would be Of Mice And Men. If we're talking about Wattpad books, I'd say Vaporeon Vaporwave. For reasons only I can comprehend.

4: favorite color?
I like pastels and lavender but I don't think I'd have an all time fave. Sorry fellas.

5: last song listened to?

ahh, the old timey feels

6: OTP?
My top two consist of dead ships that I cannot mention out loud because they involve my friends and bring back the first time my friend harmed themselves and--

My current ones are a mix of EdgeBerry (UF Paps X US Sans), CherryBerry (UF Sans X US Sans), and UF Sans X UT Sans (idk what the ship name would be)

7: favorite animal?
Bitch idgaf
I guess a Jackal? Or a Trico

Wow look who still can't spell that right lol--

8: favorite smell?
Yknow the smell you get when you rent a new apartment or you get a new house? That really fresh, clean, crisp smell? I love that. There's also that smell of major wood, like when you enter any Home Depot ever. I also like that really over-the-top, way too sweet smelling vanilla.

Don't ask why

9: favorite song?
Probs Theories by Plasterbrain on SoundCloud (totally worth checking them out btw)
Also I like this one

and Goodbye To A World is also v good

10: dream occupation?
I want to be a Vet
But if that goes south I'm gonna try animation
If everything fails I can just kill myse-- oh, who said that?

11: fave game?
I obviously like Undertale and Night In The Woods. I like FNAF, but not as much as those. They're charming, and they have feels and characters you can fall in love with as soon as you meet them.

12: what I'd do with $1M?
I dunno

Money doesn't excite me
I'd probably spend it all on bullshit or donate like $1,000 to charity

I'd buy a house, too, because I hate the one I live in. The floor in the kitchen is waterlogged and it's full of disgusting bugs that make me afraid to eat anything from anywhere, which is why I'm almost always trying to go to my Great Grandpa's (Opas) house. I'm there right now, as a matter of fact.

13: Crush?
The one I used to have is moving away and shit and the one I had a while back likes to block me sooooo

I guess none

14: TV crush?
When I was really little I had a crush on Finn from Adventure Time

But I grew out of that
I don't have one, in other words

I'm a v plain bab

15: fave food?
Almost anything you put on my plate unless it's any sort of pepper, onion, or tomato (I mean like if it's a cut up tomato, not like tomato sauce or tomato soup or ketchup. Those are good)

16: my Valentine's day gifts?
My mom got me a giant Kit Kat bar and a Poo Emoji stuffed animal

As for the ones I gave to other people, I just brought a shit ton of valentines cards and gave them to my two friends and to people who didn't get any, even if I didn't know them or they didn't like me, because I wanted people to feel good about themselves.

17: who could win a battle easily?
I think my friend Caden could because he's stronk

18: Best Friend?
O gee, there's too many to tag

I would but Wattpad would crash and this would all be lost so fuck that

19: are you ZE bus driver?

What? What kind of a question is that?

Obviously!

20: tag some bitches

He'll naw (not fixing that you know what I meant)

Here's another random fact about yours truly:
When there's people I don't know or people I wanna talk to I try to get all up in their business and make small talk and I'm as friendly as possible, but when it comes to my family, I would bring my own separate table to a party just so I could sit as far away from them as possible. Also, I only like to sit with other people for a short amount of time. I usually get a table all to myself because nobody else wants to sit by me, which I'm fine with most of the time, but other times it makes me sad

Aaahhhh if you read all of that comment #IHaveNothingBetterToDoToday

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