trashcan (literal trash)

By noxiousseraph

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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... More

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
48 Questions ( re - answering )
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
who is this doggo
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
Hello, It's Me
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 4 •
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
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• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
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• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
idk how to title this
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*

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By noxiousseraph

MOAR TAGS MWAHAHAHA pls overlook typos

1. What will you do if a Zombie Apocalypse will happen tomorrow, as reported by the authorities?

- . . . FOR NARNIAAA *battle cry* *raids supermarket*

2. What will you do if you find out you are the Queen of a planet filled with demi-humans?

- HOLY CRAP DOES THAT PLANET HAVE KEMONOMIMIS? OR FRIENDLY MINOTAURS, ATLEAST? OR MAYBE LUXURIOUS FACILITIES AND FOOD? AND I AM THE QUEEN? Of course I'd go there. Who wouldn't want to go to a place where you can rule over everything and get slaves to bring you everything you need? Unless. . . It's a barren, poorly-developed planet. Oh well. I'll try to use my skills in dictatorship. *flexes fingers* It'll be a tourist spot in no time. *glasses shine in the light*

3. Choose one; Unimaginable riches or great relationship with the government? Why?

- Wait, isn't this just the same? I mean, either of the two would lead to the other. If the government isn't rotten, that is. Wow, clever little sh**, whoever made this question. But no, I don't know. They're both unneeded in my life so HA.

4. Chicken, pork, or beef?

- Y'know what, this question is absurd. ⚫_⚫But anyways, let's just go chicken. Cows are scary, pigs are smelly. And cows are powerful, left-handed wing spikers so wow, nevermind beef. Though it contains a lot of nutrients, I don't really think I'll get over my fear of beef. *sees beef steak* *a glowing image of wakatoshi's face shows up* DO YOU SEE NOW

5. What color do you like best and why?

- Why is this question even hErE againNn

But anyways, blue-green. Because aliens are green and they bleed blue blood! According to old portrayals, though. *cue 20th century music again*

6. What will you do when you will see your childhood enemy 10 years later on the streets as a beggar with thirteen, malnourished children?

- Oh, this batch escalated quickly. But really, the person behind this question must have hated someone big time. *backs away* But anyways, that's already an obvious answer from me. What would I do? What would I do? *hairflip* That person wouldn't even remember me. :P Or wouldn't recognize me, atleast. ; )

7. What would you do if you were to blow up on your next birthday?

(I made this question myself since the original one was similar to #2.)

- LOL SORRY, IDK WHAT GOT INTO ME BUT IF I'D BLOW UP ON MY NEXT BIRTHDAY, I'M PRETTY SURE I'D BLOW UP LIKE A MILLION BOMBS so yeah, go to my school and await my death there. *facepalm*

8. Give me ten reasons why you hate your life.

- Wait, whaaat? WHAAAT? Why would someone hate their liiife? No one can hate it. They can abhor it. *wink* but no, I don't have any reason to do so. I don't. *imagine Uncle Iroh's voice* I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel. *Budhisattiva face go tanaka go go* Though this is a pretty sore question and if I'd have been one year younger, I'd probably already have written stuff that would be the cause of your early death. People can die in disgust, right? So yeh.

9. What is the quality in yourself you love the most and why?

- Hmmm. . . *strokes fake beard*

*smiles innocently* I'm totes honest! *killed*

10. Do you know Kenny Rogers? (What)

( Again killing the original question since it's rlly similar to #2. )

- But yeah, I do know who Kenny Rogers is. Awesome singer who looks like Santa Claus. ; )

11. If you get transported into a different fantasy world where you are the daughter of the influential people who serve as rulers in there, but then say for example you have your grandmother in the human world who raised you, where would you choose to stay forever and why?

- Okay, I'm evil. I'm going to the fantasy world.

Because no one told me I couldn't take my supposed grandmother with me, right? *wink*

12. Do you love this world? Why?

- I don't. But I never said I hated it. Though I can't really go out from this neutral zone since I never side with anything. ; ) IDK, I just think there are some parts of the world that can be loved despite the stench of disgusting human and animalistic attributes getting stronger by the second. *kills mosquito* Like that one.

13. Do you have a crush?

- I had one. Now I want him dead for some reason because his inner quality of being rotten has started to bubble up to the surface and OH MY GOD HE IS TOO CRAPPY FOR THIS WORLD GO AWAY YOU'LL HURT MOTHER EARTH LIKE HOW U HURT ME-- lol no jk, i wouldn't even.

Yup. I wouldn't. *hides*

14. If you had to kill someone, your mother, your bestfriend or a child, who would it be and why?

- Phew, rough road. Whoever made this questionnaire, I swear ( oh that rhymed ) you're holding a grudge or something. But yeah, I'd kill bestfriend-san. What? You can't kill ghosts right? Especially when they're just ghosts of the past. *dramatically leaning against a glass window while a blizzard rages on outside pls take this in a humorous way*

Oh, note, BTW. I'm answering in a non-serious way so if you haven't seen it, then, now you do. xP

15. What is your idea of the perfect date?

- A love-love date or a friendly date? Or a group date that goes 'aahahahaha we're acting like drunk ahahaha'? My answers vary. Depends on those three types.

For choice a, I don't know. Probs just a day in a coffee shop or something. Eh. Or an anime convention. Or when the person I went out with would be willing to empty their wallet out for me. I'd literally fly to the bookstores and donut stores AND grab a ton of fresh milk and drink em while eating the donuts while reading whatever kind of book be it a novel or manga or magazine with interesting stuff aaaAAAaaa HELP IM BEYOND SALVATION

b) Well, watching some movies and stuff or when the friend leads me to their house so I can raid it whenever I need something from them no matter the time of the day

c) Is self-explanatory. ; )

16. Someone hurts your friend. What do you do?

- NoooOOOOOoooo do NOT TOUCH MY SACRIFICIAL PAWN -- oops. *walks away and starts whistling a tune* LOL JK JK xD Nawwwh, I'd watch the friend get over the damage in their life by themselves because that's the best way to let them discover their own strengths and weaknesses. Children learn when they cut themselves. They only need someone to help them put a band-aid over the wound.

17. Do you roleplay?

- Which kind of roleplay do you mean? The traditional stage roleplay or all this modern RP stuff? But yeah, I do both. The first one goes up only when needed tho ofc

18. What color do you think your soul is? Why?

- Blue.

Because without the you
Who fills my soul with joy
I feel naught but being blue
Like a worn-out little toy (i like the way your mind works but that's not what i mean by toy ok) -- *killed*

Whaaat, I was in the mood to go all dumb rhyme on you. But no, my soul is colored. . . Le see. . . Purple. What does purple usually symbolize? Wait, what? Poison? Who said that? Evil? WHO SAID THAT? ROYALTY? WHO THE HECK--

Wait, Shiro's school uniform? Not bad, but no. IDK either. I just have a kind of thought lingering on it.

19. Worst thing that happened to you?

- Was when I was just sitting inside the classroom with my new haircut and someone called me "Viktor". And then "Vicchan".

*remembers the occurrence* *cries*

20. When is your birthday?

- ON THE SEASON OF ICE (rip coincidences look at previous number's answer), OF THE COLD AND OF THE END (of the year), ON A DAY WHERE IT'S WISE TO LOCK DOORS AS YOU MEND, ON A YEAR THAT SAYS THRICE AFTER AN OLD LITTLE TALE, I RAN OUT OF STUFF TO SAY SO YOU NEVER READ THAT, JUST PRETEND.

In case you don't yet know or if you didn't get the message of that thing up there, it's on Dec 24, 2003. I made that on a whim so it might not make sense because according to popular belief-- *killed* ( you know the rant that comes after that so nevermind )

So since I'm very idle, I'm going to give a brief explanation.

On the season of ice, of the cold and of the end (of the year) should be pretty obvious since that phrase enclosed in parentheses is present so yeh. And when they say 'winter' or 'snow' or 'frost', December pops up into our minds. If you're different, you're a rare Pokémon, so let's move on.

On a day where it's wise to lock doors as you mend means 24 because Christmas Eve is at the 24th of Dec, and Christmas Eve is supposed to be the birth of Christ according to the Bible, not on 25. Why I said 'to lock doors' is because I suddenly remembered the part where Moses is being used as some kind of a Herald or a vessel to bring forth peace to the Israelites ( sorry i haven't bible-d in ages so if this part is wrong forgive me ) and the Egyptians, and that the part where the Lord sends angels down on Earth in the evening time to slay the people living behind every door that remains without a trace of goat's ( or whatever animal but I'm pretty sure it was a goat ) blood on it. This literally gave me nightmares as a child so that's it. 'As you mend' because some were still awake when that happened. They couldn't sleep in fear so they mended their courage and steeled their trust in the chosen Herald. Basically, they mended themselves emotionally.

On a year that says thrice after an old little tale is really very literal but not quite organized, I admit. Because wth is this sentence but anyways, I referred to year 2000 as after an old little tale because it is a beginning of a new century, and that the previous year will now remain as an old page in the history book, and books usually contain stories and tales so now you get it even though this reasoning is nonse-- *killed* STOP RANTING *revives* 'that says thrice' is literally 2000 + 3 = 2003. So it can also be viewed as 2000 being the 'old little tale' and that there are three steps after this page that means it is three years after the year 2000 became a simple story in history.

You're all smarter than me ( because according to popular belief im stoopid -- *stabbed finally* ) so you get it. *wink* The ideas just come randomly so I kept typing.

21. Are you dark or light?

- Discrimination regarding skin color or overly-melodramatic personality definition?

a) dark

b) light

I'm really honest, so no worries. *throws up in the backstage*

22. Middle name?

- I'm Sakamoto. *glasses*

(*whispers* I wish I could be )

23. Height?

- . . . *smiles as swwwweeetly as i can* Run.

24. Shoe size?

- Hmmm. . . Since me giving this information out will lead you to possibly getting a good guess on how tall I am based on the length, width, base, thickness, volume, height and every single thing even the circumference and diameter of my shoe size, I won't. *wink*

25. Eye color?

- *becomes Xerxes Break (pandora hearts aaaaa read the manga never watch the anime aaaaa hurry hurry you have internet connection in your homes or good signals and data on your sim so no problem right HA society HA HA)* Right. . . Or left eye? *a smile dat kills u in its creepiness ok not really but ye*

Okay, quitting the act, I have blaaaack eyes. Though they go all light brown on me when light hits them, not even directly. Just a bit of natural light and then there. But man made light is a no.

26. Last time you cried?

- Internally. A while ago. When 'height' popped up.

Literally? Last night. Why? I'm delusional, so I just went all-- *explodes* You can determine if you have been reading my books ever since I made this account. Like, EVEN MY VERY FIRST BOOK OF A PANDORA HEARTS FANFIC THAT I MISS SO MUCH BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO REWRITE BECAUSE I JUST GOT TIRED OF IT THO I'LL PROBABLY DO SO WHEN I FINISH ROLLING GIRL AND GET ATLEAST A FEW FANS ( yes, yes ) ON MAZE.

I haven't been giving out free copies of my delusions these days so no wonder no one knows. Phew. ; )

27. Biggest fear?

- . . . Cows. ( JUST KIDDING GADDAMET XD XD I'M AVOIDING SERIOUSNESS )

Note: If you don't watch Haikyuu or if you watch it but don't get me at all, I'm referring to Ushiwaka-chan.

28. Last song you listened to?

- LlllllLLLET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO DATEKO, LET'S GO-- *kicked*

( It's actually 'German Death' bc my playlist was already on 'G' and it was sung by some Vocaloid i forgot da name of the singer listen to it and read the translations go go go dateko-- *killed )

29. Last person you texted?

- Hmmm. . . May 27, 2017, @NickrochelleAnarim

But if you didn't specifically mean via text message and could be E-mail or something, it'd be the GC on FB Messenger named ShiraBOW-chan's Friendly Groupchat That Forbids Death and Emo Stuff and Smut and I think that was sometime around June 04 to June 05.

This GC is full of nothing but trash. *shakes head* I named it tho. Bc Noya and Asahi were fighting in the chat and Asahi was all emo and suicidal and shiz and I was there, so I did,  and then I added the "and smut" after a while bc Noya. Sending smut. Hunt the child down pls.

30 ((finally)). Relationship status?

- In a relationship with Iwa-chan but he doesn't know. (I rp half oikawa rip)

- In a relationship with Steph(ANIE DOLA NOT STEPHEN CURRY EW EW EW SORRY BASKETBALL FANS)but it was forced. I think. (Someone said i was sora but that was back then but anyways let's just use it)

- In a relationship with Fujiwara Takeru but he loves muscles more than me. (cruel people keep telling me i am similar to riku ew ew ew but eh this seems like a good status so here)

- In a relationship with Glen but he hates me but I still love him and I love Lacie but I hate her too-- (Jack. Yep.)

- In a relationship with Dryad-san but Kanami-chan is the legal wife. (Meh don't mind me. Re: Monster is more addicting than cocaine [never tasted it jus' sayin' for the sake of laughs])

- In a relationship with Naru but he's too busy loving himself. (Hm he's fab sssh)

- In a relationship with the mirror but it broke. (We finally arrive at the harsh face of reality)

ALRIGHT AAAA FINALLY DONE

YOU KNOW WHY I DID THIS?

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So I can tag people. Muwahahaha

NickrochelleAnarim
GamerMinoru2017
KazukiNanami
HexCrux
ARIES-KUN470
Noob-Chan
leandralynx
alicansa2003
BalladPhoenix
Solena_Flaroe
slytherin_seeker07

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