My husband told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW.
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.