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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... Több

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
who is this doggo
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
Hello, It's Me
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 4 •
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
• 30-day challenge • day 10 •
• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
• 30-day challenge • day 13 •
• 30-day challenge • day 14 •
• 30-day challenge • day 15 •
• 30-day challenge • day 16 •
• 30-day challenge • day 17 •
• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
idk how to title this
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

48 Questions ( re - answering )

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noxiousseraph által

For the sake of a goddamned update, I will re - answer a very interesting batch of questions and so I can look at how much things have changed. I think I was 12 and a half when I answered this so let me seee . . .

1. Are you a morning person?

- No, but I'm trying to become one because I have been informed of the fact that the brain works better if you start waking up at 4:00 in the morning everyday. And that successful people are early - risers.

2. Which do you prefer? Sweet or salty?

- Oookay. Are you referring to the attitude of a person or the taste of food? But yeh, if you ask me what type of food I like better, it would be sweet stuff. What? Everyone likes it. Who the fork likes an overdose of salt on your plate?

3. Ninja or pirate?

- Disregarding Naruto and One Piece for now, I would most probably be a Ninja. Look at those skills and all that shiz right there ( imagine the voice of Squidward )! I mean, pirates are really fabulous but I just don't like using brute force to conquer some land or whatever. Sorry, IDFK how pirates work aaa.

4. Would you hate spending the day alone? Why?

- Nnnawh. There's nothing wrong in spending one by yourself. There are a lot of fun things to do like drawing and reading and stuff so it's not like you'll be at a disadvantage if you remain without a companion for the rest of the day.

5. Autobots or Deceptions?

- Ummm wtf are these so I CHOOSE ALIENSSS

6. What was your favorite childhood television program?

- There wasn't actually a TV program I liked ( like how some of you were in favor of Teletubbies or however it's spelled ) but one anime series dubbed into English had all my attention and it was entitled Blood +. No, really, as a 2 - year - old, it fascinated me. I'm not lying here just to look like a psychotic child or some shiz ( like a few ppl I know cough cough cough ).

7. Are you a collector of anything? If you are, what do you collect?

- ANIME MERCH DMDNSKANANAK YOU WANT ME TO ENUMERATE? ( I'm bored, ok. I only have a few unlike most of you rich kids out there so it'll be a short list, and I'm not boasting or any kind of shiz. )

⚫36 Posters

* 2 Vocaloid
* 2 KnB
* 2 Love Live
* 1 Re Zero
* 1 Bungou Stray Dogs
* 1 Hibike Euphonium
* 9 AoT / SnK
* 7 Death Note
* 7 No Game No Life

( I found no haikyuu i am sad )

⚫12 Pins

* 3 Haikyuu
* 2 vocaloid
* 3 minimalist style random anime wid quotes and stuff
* 4 random anime ppl

⚫2 Cat Ears ( the clip style, not the headband, the one with rlly fluffy fur and all ) one black one white

⚫1 Plushie of Golden Darkness / Yami

⚫7 mangas ( ikr )

* Kokoro Connect v 1 - 4
* Le Portrait de Pettitte Cosette v 1
* Dance in the Vampire Bund v 1

⚫KnB Kuroko Tetsuya hand fan

⚫Some random music anime figurine ( YEH it was cheap so yeeeh )

⚫2 anime card decks AoT and KnB

⚫Death Note ( like as in the dn )

⚫SAO Logbook

⚫AoT Notebook (L.E.) & Another AoT Notebook ( which isn't limited edition )

⚫Kuroshitsuji sleeping mask ( Ciel's eyes )

⚫2 celphone stands ( both the only stocks which is Kuroo and Oikawa )

⚫A mirror wid a Love Live design

⚫Vocaloid coin purse

⚫Death Note pocket watch

⚫1 SAO pendant

⚫2 AoT pendants

⚫1 Bleach pendant

⚫4 keychains dat r card type

* 2 Bleach
* 1 Free!
* 1 SAO

⚫3 Haikyuu!! keychains ( which r like . . . Circle and rubber and shiz )

* Karasuno
* Aoba Johsai
* KageHina ( rip )

⚫4 Date A Live Rubber Keychains ( i once had a metal plate type but i sold it to Yaku )

⚫One Piece rubber keychain

⚫Levi keychain ( i had a pin but i sold it to Lev oh look Yaku and Lev bought stuff from me aaa this is fateee )

⚫Oikawa, Yuri Plisetsky and Ram acrylic keychains

⚫Free! pillow-ish keychain

⚫Kiyoko Japanese good luck charm shiz ( like what Michimiya gave Daichi in s3 )

⚫1 Wings of Freedom AoT shirt

⚫ No Game No Life shirt

AAAND YEH DON'T LAUGH AT MY MERCH JUST BCAUSE U HAVE MOAR AND OFC THESE R ALL FROM MY OWN MONEY ( except the SAO and Bleach pendant ) SO U HAVE NO SAY IN THIS

8. If you could be an animal, what would it be?

- A person. People are animals, both literally and figuratively. *wink*

9. If you had any superpower, what would it be?

- A superpower that would allow me to gain access to every kind of superpower in the entirety of the superpower world. And no, I didn't keep on typing the word superpower on purpose.

10. What is your usual first thought when you wake up?

- . . . Nothing, actually. But what I think I commonly do have as a first thought would be; "Now who shall be the new candidate of Mr. And Ms. Pissed Off By Yours Truly today?"

11. What do you think right before falling asleep?

- "How tf u jump serve" lol no jk but srsly, how tf u jump serve and no, I have no specific thoughts before hitting the hay because I just suddenly fall asleep without me knowing, and then the next day I wake up confused but no matter what, is still in the mood to annoy people.

12. What's your favorite color?

- Aliens are green and they bleed blue blood. My favorite color is blue - green! *20th century music*

13. What's your favorite animal?

- You. *lights in the room switch off as you hear Kuroo's voice whispering your name in the distance. In a moment, you feel large hands caressing your face and your arms as -- U KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS WHAT AM I DOING I SUCK AT WRITING X READER ( and why did it have to be Kuroo )*

No, srsly, I like Dinosaurs the most. Yes, they're animals. They're the ancestors of the animals we know today. You eat Turkey during Thanksgiving Day, don't you? Remember, it is a modern-day version of a Gallimimus ( except that it's not as big ofc ) so now imagine. Good luck trying to eat a Turkey next time.

14. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life in other planets?

- HECK YEEEEEEEEEEES

15. Do you believe in ghosts?

- LOL nope. *looks out window and sees a human* But I believe in monsters.

16. Have you ever been addicted to a video game or a computer game? If so, which one?

- Meh.

17. If you were given one million dollars, what would you spend it on?

- Unlike you plastic people ( JK ), I would never say I'm donating these to charity and all that shiz but if there would be some left after I spend it on what I think is essential for living, I might just do so. Might. What? I was never given so much so what's wrong with keeping stuff to yourself too? If I deem myself a monster, I won't say sorry, because the people who made me like this didn't do as so.

18. Have any bad habits?

- Lying.

Too much fucking lying.

*starts singing* Why you fuckin' lying? Why you always lying? Mm oh my god, stop fucking lying ☆

19. Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?

- Lying.

Too much fucking lying.

*starts singing* Why you fuckin' lying? Why you always lying? Mm oh my god, stop fucking lying ☆

20. List your best personality traits.

- Okay.

a) . . . *thinks for 30 minutes* uhhh . . . *thinks for another 30 minutes* . . . You know what, fuck it. If you say "list your good qualities", I would have atleast one but then "personality" just came and oH MY GOD.

21. List your worst personality traits.

- Ooh

a) Why you fuckin' lying, why you always lying? Mm oh my god, stop fucking lyi-- *slapped*

b) "This is just a club why tf u work so hard to move on to the next lesson"

c) what is saving money

d) "i quit"

e) "so what? Even thomas edison didn't finish schooling"

Ok enough

22. Have any celebrity crushes?

- Yeah, I like that cake on the advertisement.

23. What is the one thing you could change about yourself?

- I can't change anything ffs but eeegh I want to change the quality I have of being much too incompetent for my own sake. No, really, I just noticed. I get satisfied with whatever rank I have and I don't work to surpass other ppl at all. Like, I don't get ppl much too passionate about something i can't even understand. Seriously. This isn't just about academic performance. I mean this with my life. Like fork. Well, I once was but now idk.

24. Any tattoos or piercings?

- Noneee. I wouldn't.

25. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?

- Ummm height, I guess? I once said 'eyes' but meh, that's too melodramatic for the sake of the greater good. No, I'm not saying this because I'm tall. I'm saying this because I'm short. *peace sign* *winks* i wuv you iwa-chan no matter how short you are

26. What personality traits do you dislike in a partner?

- IDK, I'm fine with anything as long as they're not clingy or too touchy-feely with you. And as long as they don't poke you on the sides whenever they see you. And as long as they aren't too forking sensitive that when you just kinda ignore them or when you tell them to shut the fuck up bc you're not in the mood to put up with their shit, they cry. Uggghhh most people rlly wtf is happening to society? Like, not laughing at ppl's jokes bc u no find them funny is a sin now? What? Or not greeting them shit when they greet you is a sign of neglecting someone? Or not sending them hearts and emojis and all is a sign of being tired of their company? What the actual -- *sits back in chair* *eats a macaroon* I'm fine now.

27. What personality traits do you like in a partner?

- When they know how to sort through things which are okay to be meddled with and those that are surely supposed to be kept private with oneself. And those people who can accept you wholly for what you are, no matter how uninterested you can be and no matter how much your words seem to hurt them with no intention at all, and that they could still understand you and like you if you show them a side of your true face. If . . . You still know which of all these façades your real personality is. So if that would be the case, someone who can give you back, help you rediscover what and who you really are.

28. Do you see yourself getting married in the next five years?

- Imagine an 18-year-old getting married. Gross? Yes, exactly.

29. Are you a clean or a messy person?

- It depends solely on the situation I am currently in at that moment. But the situation of my room? In order, I can say.

30. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

- The world, not the universe? But whyyyyyyyyyyyy whaaaaaiiiii i wanna meet the alieeeeensss

But egh, IDK, Paris, probs.

31. List 5 goals on your life's To-Do List.

a) Graduate

b) GET. A JOB.

c) DO NOT DIE IF U AREN'T PAST ATLEAST 80 YET.

d) Find your true face gaddamet

e) Finish atleast one book here on Wattpad lol

32. Name one regret you have.

- Watching Haikyuu!! Season 3 and meeting Ushijima Wakatoshi in there. And having to wait for 99999999999999 more long years for a fourth season. ATLEAST AOT HAS ITS SECOND SEASON NOW *yells at creator* but NGNL too wtf is taking u so long argggh

33. Name one thing you miss being a kid.

- *sings* 'Cuz innocence is brilliance. I hope that it would stay. This moment is perfect. Please don't go away. I need you nooow. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by. It's a state of bliss, you think you're dreaming. It's the happiness inside that you're feeling. It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cryyy

34. Name one thing you love being an adult.

- Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because the vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

35. What's your favorite song at the moment?

- Hmmm . . .

MAWARI TSUZUKERU
HAGURUMA NI WA NARISAGARANAI
HEIKIN ENJIRU
TANJOU KARA HAJIMATTA JIGOKU
ASOBI HANBUN DE
KAMI GA MICHIBIITA
BANJOU NO SEKAI
NO NO NO GAME NO LIFE
NURUI HEION WO
BASSARI GIRI SUTETE
EIKOU HE NO KAIDAN NI
SONZAI KIZAMUNDAAA
*and it goes on*

36. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?

- In the dark of my room, the air heavy with the scent of sweat . . . I dive under three layers of comforters and read manga or stories on my phone. But anyways, I love the way you think. Really.

37. What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday morning?

- Open my windows. Sing like Snow White. LOL JK wtf who would even do that? Well, Snow White would but egh. I usually just lie in bed and phone, phone, phone or maybe draw randomness.

38. Have any secret talents?

- Well, it's not going to be called a secret anymore if I tell you, right? *runs fingers along hair*

( when u try to make an excuse for having none at all )

39. You're about to walk in the green mile, what do you have as a last meal?

- wtf is a green mile

40. What is your dream job?

- I have a lot, m8. The list will never end if we start to enumerate every single one of those dream jobs. Why do I have so much despite being such an ordinary person ( if not a STOOOPID one like ppl have been teeellling meeee ), that's because that's the only extent of what I can do. There's nothing else that comes for free these days than to dream.

41. What would you rather have? One hundred million dollars or a true love?

- A true love who has one hundred million dollars.

( Mind: So you're basically just after the money, aren't you? )

42. If you had three wishes granted, what would they be?

- LOL The first one on the list never changes.

a) infinite wishes :3

b) i need height gaddamet

c) pls make my eyes better i can't fucking distinguish which is a flustered yamaguchi and which is a strawberry without my glasses

43. Ever wished you were born as the opposite sex? If so, why?

- Well, half and half. Meh, just curious. About a lot of stuff. Like how my life would have been if I was a male, like who I would have considered my acquaintances and companions if I was of the opposite gender, stuff like that. Or how I'd seriously looked like.

44. Name one thing many people don't know about you.

- I'll forgive this item for asking me such a question. But no, I won't answer it. *wink*

45. If you had to change your name, what would it be?

- If I had to change my name?

. . . *thinks for 1 hour* wtf is this question anyway?

But eghhh idek

Probably abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz No, that's not it. It's just a compilation of ideas.

46. Do you believe in the afterlife?

- Nnnope.

47. On the list of politics, how do you feel about cookies?

- wat

48. What statement is an answer to an unasked question?

- WAT ( no, no, that's not the answer )

Okokok hoot hoot see you lovely *rolls eyes* human

But should I tag people tho? This is a tag ya know

. . . Okay
I've brought you Hell ^ ^

NickrochelleAnarim
KazukiNanami
Solena_Flaroe
alicansa2003 (idk if i already tagged u once)
--Jinnie--
Noob-Chan
GamerMinoru2017

I've brought you heeell

(Put it in a book btw)

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