Being Asian 101

By A_Sin4

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Soooo... most of my friends and I are asian and we decided to write this book. We are not trying to be stereo... More

The Peace Offering
The Thing Underneath The Chair
Asian Grading Scale
One-Shot Asian Quotes
Asians Who Are Not Like Asians
The Problem With Eating Food
My Parents in Public and My Parents in Private (HUGE DIFFERENCE)
The Bill
THE SAUCES AND ASIAN CONDIMENTS
THE PLASTIC BAGS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE SINK
Valentine's One-Shot

SCREW THE PIANO

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Parents: You must play an instrument. Everyone who gets into Harvard is level 10 in piano or violin. Therefore, you must do one of these things.

Me: Okay, sure. Let's do piano.

AFTER ONE WEEK

Me: I wanna quit. Can I please quit?

Parents: But you've come so far!

Me: :screws up a C major scale:

Parents: You can't quit now, or Harvard will never accept you and we'll disown you and you will be a disgrace to China and you'll end up begging on the streets wishing that you'd never quit piano.

Me: ?!?! But I'm not good at piano. I don't have any musical talent.

Parents: You're right. You suck. You need to practice more.

AFTER ANOTHER WEEK

Parents: Okay, we've signed you up for a level 10 piano examination in two weeks.

Me: !!!! I'M NOT READY I'VE ONLY BEEN DOING THIS FOR TWO WEEKS.

Parents: That's all right. There are two full weekends for you to sit at the piano and practice.

Me: CRI

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