Uzumaki-sama .The Uzukage (Itanaru)《Naruto Fic》

I have a plan

Its been a couple of months and I've been loving it!! This is better than Konoha any day!! Right now me and Tobi are running from a pink Kisame. "YOU ASSHOLES GET BACK HERE!!!" I didn't want to turn around cause then I would be laying on the floor in hysterics. "Tobi hide in your room?" He shook his head "Thats the first place he would go." Cant go to mine cause Itachis in there being a hot emotionless guy doing whatever hot emotionless guys do. "Deidaras!" We ran to the opposite direction and slammed into Deidaras ans Sasoris shared room. I froze when we got there then blushed like an idiot. Deidara was sitting on Sasoris lap and they were making out. Tobi and I stammered then ran out. "S-sorry have fun!!" I yelled at them when we shut their door. We made it to the dining room then we dived under the huge table. "Shh..." We were giggling even though I told him to shush.  We heard stomping then immediately stilled. 'Sharky aint gonna find us.. hehe' Youse are idiots. I swear... Once they passed we got out from under the table and I then thought. Why arent we just shunshining our asses out of here? And almost facepalmed and said "Sunshin tobi..." He got it but actually facepalmed. We both shunshined into the surrounding forest then started cackiling evily. "We got fishy again!!" We high fived then layed on the grass. "Hey tobi?" "Yes?" "Wouldn't it be great if we all had a safe haven?" "What do you mean by that Naruto-chan?" I grumbled then said "Like if you just wanted to run from your home and be able to go somewhere where you wont be attacked an...." I thought for a moment then grinned. "Tobi I have an idea.."