-Lauren added Camila-
-Lauren added Dinah-
-Lauren added Normani-
-Lauren added Ally-
Lauren: Question of the day: What is the height of stupidity?
Ally: I don't know.. Normani, how tall are you?
Camila: AHAHAHHAAHA SAVAGE
Normani: Fuck you short stack!
Dinah: Normani, be nice to Smallz!
Ally: Aw thanks, Biggie!
Normani: Ugh
Lauren: I'm still laughing because of Ally's answer omg
Camila: She really is.. And I like when she laughs.. Especially right now cause she's naked and it makes her boobs jiggle
Lauren: CAMZ!
Dinah: TMI
Ally: I do not wanna hear about Lauren's boobs
Normani: Nah, it's bad enough Ally once had them in her mouth
Camila: HAHAHAHAHA
Lauren: We don't talk about that!
Ally: I still can't eat chocolate sauce to this day
Camila: Because you prefer it served on Lo's vagina?
Lauren: CAMZ!
Camila: What? Would you rather me say pussy?
Lauren: NO
Dinah: And now I'm never going to be able to eat chocolate sauce ever again
Camila: But you have Mani's chocolate sauce in your mouth daily
Normani: JFC CAMILA!
Camila: What!? I know it's true! I was coming over yesterday morning to see if you wanted to go for coffee and all I heard was Mani yelling, eat me, lick faster, harder DJ.. Which was weird cause you weren't in your room or the bathroom or the living room or the kitchen
Lauren: That leaves only one room
Ally: I SWEAR TO GOD AND JESUS AND MARY AND JOSEPH IF YA'LL FUCKED IN MY BED I WILL KILL YOU
Dinah: It was actually on the floor of your bedroom, smh. Like we'd be THAT disrespectful
Ally: WHY WERE YOU FUCKING ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR!?
Normani: I was planning a heist. I was gonna steal your knitted blanket because you never share and then Dinah came out of the bathroom and she was naked and I was naked and she came in and was like whatcha doing and I was all, stealing Ally's blanket and she was all.. Let's fuck on her floor
Dinah: ...I cannot tell a lie
Ally: I LIVE WITH CHILDREN
Lauren: Sexually active children
Camila: Maybe it's time you give them the birds and the bees talk
Lauren: HAHAHA
Normani: We've both been given the birds and the bees talk.. I was looking for sweet nectar
Dinah: She found it.. So did I.. Multiple times
Lauren: Dear God
Camila: Lauren tastes like pineapples
Ally: ...Why do I come into these group chats?
Dinah: Ally said come!
Dinah: HAHAHAHA
Ally: ....You're so smart and yet so dumb
Lauren: I leave for two seconds and I come back to you telling our friends what I taste like? Camila, jfc! You need a filter!
Camila: Come
Camila: HAHAHAHA
Normani: I'm.. Going to the mall.. Anyone want to go with me? And I don't mean Mila or DJ.. Neither of you are invited
Dinah: Well fuck you too then! Besides, I have to work, so I wouldn't have been able to go anyways
Lauren: I'll come
Lauren: DON'T
Camila: HAHAHAHA
Dinah: HAHAHAHA
Ally: I'll go with you as well
Camila: What the hell am I supposed to do?
Normani: Sit and think about what you've done wrong
Camila: Ugh, whatever.. I have turkey to cook
Dinah: Why the hell are you cooking a turkey?
Lauren: It's one of her practice turkeys...
Ally: Practice turkeys?
Camila: Yup.. I want our Thanksgiving turkey to be perfect, so I bought a few practice turkeys
Normani: Weird
Camila: Nuh uh and if you're not nice you won't get any of it
Normani: It will probably be black AF on the outside and frozen on the inside.. Why would I want that?
Camila: I'm making two turkeys
Camila: Cooking one from frozen and one that's thawed and I have two recipes for like rubs and marinades to try out..
Dinah: And you're doing this unsupervised?
Camila: Yes
Lauren: I'll warn the neighbors before we leave
Normani: We may want to warn the fire department as well
Camila: Why do you all have to be so mean!?
Lauren: Aww, baby I'm just kidding.. I'm sure you're going to make a great turkey
Dinah: ...I'm gonna pack some things into my car that I want to keep.. You know, in case Walz burns the apartment building down
Ally: HAHAHAHA
Ally: Has anyone shown Camila how to use the fire extinguisher?
Camila: Mean.. Lauren I can hear you laughing!
Lauren: That's because I'm standing in the kitchen and..
Lauren: ...Camz?
Camila: What?
Lauren: What the hell is happening in the kitchen sink?
Camila: THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY TO LET THE TURKEY CHILL LAUREN! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING SO HARD
Normani: What's happening?
Ally: ???
Dinah: What's going on in the kitchen sink??
Lauren: Picture MSG attached
Lauren: Camz, I fucking love you so much
Lauren: But I don't think that's what the recipe meant
Camila: Did you write the recipe?
Lauren: No
Camila: THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT
Normani: HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL MILA
Dinah: Looks chilled to me. Godd job, Chancho
Ally: And this is just one example of why I don't allow any of you into the kitchen when I'm cooking
Lauren: I don't.. I have no words
Dinah: This is genius
Normani: Camila is the Joey of our group
Camila: Yeah, well.. You're.. You're Gunther
Ally: No.. Lauren's Gunther cause she works at a coffee house
Camila: Lauren's Rachel.. Rachel worked at the coffee house too!
Dinah: Who am I?
Camila: Joey
Dinah: I thought you were Joey?
Lauren: Camila's Phoebe
Normani: Ally is Monica
Dinah: Normani is Ross
Normani: That's just fucking mean
Normani: Who's Chandler?
Ally: Hannah
Camila: HAHAHAHA
Normani: I AM NOT ROSS
Lauren: Nah, you're definitely Janice
Dinah: I wish you could see her face right now
Ally: Haha omg!
Dinah: She's Charlie.. Ross' girlfriend
Normani: Because I'm black?
Dinah: Maybe?
Lauren: HAHAHAHA
Camila: HAHAHA OMG
Normani: SHUT UP CAROL AND SUSAN
Ally: Carol and Susan omg I'm dead
Dinah: HAHAHAHA LESBIANS
Lauren: I'm not a lesbian!
Camila: She likes penis
Camila: Can't for the life of me figure out why.. Fucking gross.. Just dangling there all limp and shit
Dinah: Yeah.. But it's not always limp and dangling..
Normani: Gross..
Ally: Normani and Camila are the only lesbians.. So I guess that makes them Carol and Susan
Dinah: I prefer vagina to penis.. So do I get points towards my lesbianism badge?
Lauren: This isn't the fucking girl scouts, Dinah! You don't get badges!
Camila: Wait.. Bi-Sexuals don't get badges?
Camila: Shit! That sucks.. I got a whole welcome package when I came out
Normani: Me too! And a rainbow badge for my sash
Ally: Ya'll are idiots
Camila: I also got a copy of the Lesbians Guide to the Galaxy handbook
Normani: ME FUCKING TOO, GIRL
Lauren: ...I would like a copy of this book
Dinah: That shit doesn't actually exist, Lauser.. They're fucking with you
Camila: It's sitting on the coffee table in the living room
Lauren: There's no books on the coffee table?
Camila: IT WORKS!
Ally: What works?
Camila: Legend says the book can only be seen by true lesbians
Normani: It's invisible to all others
Normani: Non-existent really
Dinah: Like your brain?
Ally: Hahahahaha!
Lauren: Bi-Sexuality.. The ability to put your hand down someone's pants and be satisfied no matter what you find
Camila: WHO THE FUCK'S PANTS ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR HANDS DOWN LAUREN MICHELLE!?
Lauren: Just yours.. Sheesh
Dinah: This is so me in high school...
Dinah: Picture MSG attached
Camila: Hahaha!
Lauren: I relate to that meme so much it actually hurts
Ally: I once saw Troy and Hannah talking and.. Yeah..
Normani: Picture MSG attached
Camila: That's the most relatable meme I've ever seen
Dinah: Preach it, Sista
Ally: Pretty much, yes
Lauren: Mmm boobs
Camila: Picture MSG attached
Ally: And you got Lauren instead
Lauren: Hey!
Ally: What? You're not a hot lesbian
Normani: Ally speaks the truth
Dinah: I have a hot lesbian that gets held against me
Normani: Aww, baby! You're so sweet..
Dinah: I was talking about, Mila
Ally: Hahahaha!
Camila: Aww Caminah, coming up strong!
Normani: I'm hurt
Lauren: Don't worry Mani, you've still got me
Ally: Is that supposed to make her feel better?
Normani: Yeah Lauren, is that supposed to make me feel better?
Dinah: Hahahaha! Poor Lauren.. No one loves her
Lauren: Shut up! Camila still loves me!
Camila: Meh
Lauren: Fucking excuse me?
Camila: KIDDING! KIDDING! I love you, sheesh. I love you forever and always, until the day I die
Normani: And as her wedding video said.. Even then she will still be around, haunting your apparently Cuban even though you're ghost white ass
Dinah: You know what my favourite thing about Mila and Lauser's wedding was?
Ally: Here we go..
Dinah: NOTHING BECAUSE I WASN'T FUCKING THERE
Dinah: I AM THE CAPTAIN OF A SHIP THAT BASICALLY THREW ME OVERBOARD THE MINUTE THEY REACHED THE TREASURE
Normani: Babe, you really gotta let this go
Dinah: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
Lauren: How many times do we have to apologize?
Camila: I'm sorry Cheechee.. Blame Lauren..
Lauren: CAMILA!
Camila: What? We don't know who's idea getting married was.. And my vote is that it was yours and you probably said let's not tell anyone, especially Dinah
Dinah: YOU SAID THAT!?
Dinah: That's so fucking rude! Especially Dinah??? What the hell, Ralph!
Lauren: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
Camila: You don't know that
Lauren: Neither do you!
Ally: I'm just gonna throw this out there, but.. I'm about 100% sure that it was most likely Camila's idea
Normani: Definitely, plus Dinah didn't you say the last text you got that night was from Mila like fifteen minutes before the time stamp on the video?
Dinah: ..Yes
Camila: What!? I didn't know that! What did it say!?
Dinah: I'ma do a thing
Lauren: YOU REFERRED TO OUR WEDDING AS A THING!?
Camila: Hahaha
Ally: I definitely say the whole thing was Camila's idea
Lauren: I agree! It was probably all Camz!
Dinah: Well it doesn't even matter now, it's done. And I wasn't invited. Nothing will ever change that..
Normani: Maybe we should elope and not invite them.. Would that make you feel better?
Dinah: 1. I AM CLASSY AND I DESERVE A REAL WEDDING! NOT LIKE HOMILA AND WHOREN
Dinah: 2. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU!?
Dinah: 3. If you are the answer is no, because Bish you better not be trying to propose to me over text and thinking you can get away with that shit
Normani: Homila and Whoren
Normani: Dead! HA!
Ally: HAHAAHAHHAHAHA
Camila: Don't call me Homila! That's not true!
Lauren: ...Thanks for sticking up for me, Camz
Lauren: Call me Whoren again, DJ.. I fucking dare you
Normani: And no, I was not proposing, I was joking, jeez!
Normani: I know you're too classy for a quickie wedding
Camila: Are you calling Lauren and I trashy?
Ally: If. The. Shoe. Fits.
Camila: We wear different shoe sizes.. So if there is only one shoe, that would mean it only fits one of us.. So are you saying one of us is classy and the other is trashy?
Camila: Because I claim being the classy one if that's what is happening here..
Lauren: Gee, thanks for letting me be the trashy one
Dinah: Well, I mean.. From what I've heard about your past
Camila: Watch it Dinah, don't go there.. It's only funny until you start with shit like that
Dinah: Sorry, Laur
Lauren: It's okay.. Thanks, Camz
Camila: Anytime, baby
Ally: What time are we heading to the mall? Mani? Laur?
Normani: I don't know.. I told DJ that I could drop her off at work on my way..
Lauren: Lose your keys again, D?
Dinah: Hahaha! No! We have a date tonight so she is going to pick me up when I'm done work, because chivalry is not dead
Camila: Awwwww
Ally: Awww
Lauren: Puke
Dinah: ...Rude
Dinah: I have to leave for work in like 20 minutes
Normani: You heard her.. We leave in 20
Camila: HAVE FUN GUYS! I'LL BE HERE COOKING JIM AND JOHN!
Lauren: Camz, please don't name the food
Lauren: It's weird and it makes me not want to eat it..
Camila: Tell that to Maya the Mango that you ate for breakfast
Camila: She had dreams! Aspirations! And you murdered her!
Lauren: ....
Dinah: I'm gonna go vacuum the ceiling
Ally: I'm gonna go fold the dishes
Normani: I'm gonna go walk the cat
Camila: YOU GOT A CAT!?
Normani: No
-Ally left the chat-
-Normani left the chat-
-Dinah left the chat-
Camila: EVERYONE I LOVE HAS LEFT ME
Lauren: Fuck you too
-Lauren left the chat-
Camila: I...
-Camila added Lauren-
Camila: I DON'T LOVE YOU! I LIVE FOR YOU
Lauren: You're so weird..
Camila: Want me to braid your hair before you leave?
Lauren: Yes, please