Ok so Ponyboy starts high school after moving from Africa
"We have a new student who just moved who from Africa. Ponyboy Curtis?"
*Students look at the horse at the back of the class*
"Don't look at me, I'm from Michigan." He neighs.
"Anyways, I'm Steve Randle. This here is Two-Bit Mathews, he's too gay to function."
"In the name of all that is holy, will you look at Sodapop's gym clothes."
"Of course the plastics are in the same gym class."
"Who are the plastics?"
"Teen royalty."
"That one there, that's Sodapop Curtis. He is one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet." Steve said.
"And that little one? That's Johnny Cade. He's totally rich because his dad invented hair Grease. Johnny knows everything about everyone."
"That's why his eyes is so big, it's full of secrets." Two-Bit whispers.
"And evil takes a human form in Dallas Winston. Don't be fooled, he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, slutfaced hobag, but in reality he is so much more than that."
"He's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just his little workers."
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