so this isn't anything major but I was asked if I could do a chapter like this because I haven't had one in a while so I hope you guys like it and a big thanks to all my new followers, brought a smile to my face guys :D
anywho carry on reading you amazing people and I know it isn't much compared to the other bigger stories but almost 300 votes so thanks for that tooooooo
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I woke up and I didn’t have any clue as to where I was
It looked very familiar- wait no I’m just in my room, being away made me forget what my room was like since I slept in Seth’s room every night much to everyone’s dismay as we laugh at three in the morning watching Lee Evans and Keith Lemon
“This is all her fault!” I heard someone scream downstairs
“No she is a murdering bitch. Just. Like. You” someone yelled back
Damn I’m missing a great morning show sitting in bed
Grabbing my dressing gown and fluffy slippers I realized I didn’t change into my jammies last night
“Take it back!” I was getting closer to the fight
“Like mother like daughter right?” they snapped back
“Who knew my own mother would do this. So proud of you mom” I said putting a hand on my chest where my heart should be
My mom and Bella were yelling across the room being held back by Eddie and Dad this is amusing
“Shut the fuck up you lying hoe!” Bella yelled at me, face red as a tomato
“Me a hoe? Hunny you best look in the mirror and quick before it breaks you crazy woman” I said sitting on the sofa with my feet placed on the coffee table
“Urge your such a sarcastic bitch I don’t know how anybody stands you annoying As hell voice either” she said looking straight at me
“awe thank you so much and at least I don’t sound like a chipmunk on helium” I snapped back death glaring her
“Damn when did you get so good at this thing?” Dad asked holding mom back still
“Well when you’re me you tend to snap and argue a bit” I said smiling sweetly at him
“That’s the understatement of the century” Edward muttered shaking his head at me
“Do we have waffles?” I asked
“Yes. Yes we do” Dad said trying to be cool. Key word, trying
Edward snorted obviously reading my thoughts
“She is paring you Emmet” He said laughing
“Bella go make me WAFFLES” I said making sure she did waffles not pancakes
What if she tried poisoning me though?
“Hell no you daughter of a bitch” she said snapping her fingers at me
“I don’t trust you anyway and you do realize you just called yourself a bitch right?” I asked giving her a cocky smile
“You’re infuriating” she snapped at me
“You’re crazy” I replied coolly
“You’re a pain in my ass” she said quickly
“Could say the same about you” I snipped in
“I hope someone steels your shoes” she said thinking I would be much like Alice
“Hunny I can buy more pairs, money is clearly not an issue for this family” I said calmly picking up the magazine and flipping through all the pictures
“Edward let me go” she pleaded turning her glare away from me
Do it Eddie then I can hold her to the wall and see how much I can piss her off I thought projecting it to him
He slowly nodded trying to hide his smirk and took his hands from her shoulders
“And you Daddy, mommy isn’t a wild beast like some” I said sweetly
“That does it” she said as she went to lung at me but I was forcing her body to stay in contact with the wall, I just had to laugh at how pathetic she is
“Let me go you good for nothing little-“She said but I cut her off
“Hoe? Bitch? Mother fucker? What was that? Which one were you going to call me?” I questioned her
She kept quite
“Seriously did you not tie her to a chair and talk with her?” I asked Eddie confused
“She won’t talk, I tried but she stays mute almost like she can’t” he said sighing
“Everyone has a choice Edward” I said looking at him
“Talk” I snapped at Bella
“No” she said simply
“I swear to my Teddy Bear if you don’t talk I will put you in as much pain as possible” I said with venom dripping off my every word as I stalked closer to her quavering body
I was sick of not knowing, I was sick of having to explain myself and why I think it’s her doing all this voodoo chizz to us
I was just sick of the people I love getting hurt by someone the cared so much about oh once upon a time
“Fine then, but not with any of you in the room, I want to speak to my husband in private” she said in a moon tone voice
“You do realize we will still be able to hear you even if we are down by the river” I said raising an eyebrow
“To the Panic room” Jasper declared looking like a superhero
“When the hell did you get here?” I asked actually shocked he had got past my ninja abilities and senses
“Chloe you are not a ninja” Edward said flatly
“How do you know I didn’t train to become a professional when I was trying to save Nessie’s life” I said smartly “The ungrateful shit but still”
“ANYWAY WE HAVE A PANIC ROOM” I said loudly only just realizing what kind of room was said “WHY WASN’T I TOLD? I COULD DIE IN THE ZOMBIE APPOCOLIPSE” I know I was being a bit dramatic but hey you can never be to safe
“You can be so over the top” Dad said rolling his eyes
“Oh I know, but weren’t you two meant to be searching for Nessie?” I asked Edward a taking a quick glance at Bella, crazy Bitch looks like she could kill me
“Jacob and Seth came last night with a couple other guys saying they were going to go after her but Seth is going to come back this afternoon” Mom said sitting next to me
Wait how come neither of them told me they would plan this while I was on the phone to them last night? I’m wounded I really am
Okay now I’m being too dramatic for my own good
“God now she realizes” Edward said doing one of those lop-sided grins only guys can pull off
“Stay out of my head” I said crossing my arms over my chest “I will buy you all the hairspray that will fit in your room if you do” I said trying to bribe him
“I don’t use hairspray though” he said looking confused
I stood up and walked over to him and patted the part of his hair that sticks up at the front
“No you diffidently use hairspray and a lot of it” I said grinning
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