Honest To Blog: My Misadventu...

By MaddyRawr10

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Not a story, just me ranting and raving really. Not expecting you all to read this or anything, though I can... More

Part One: A Holy Quest
Part Two: The Art of Cheating
Part Three: Boys
Part Four: My Dating Advice
Part Five: Writing
Part Six: An Anecdote
Part Seven: Doing Stupid Shit
Part Eight: Boys and Girls
Part Ten: Frequently Asked Questions
Part Eleven: This Is Getting Ridiculous
Part Twelve: An Excerpt from my Diary
Part Thirteen: A Series of Random Thoughts
Part Fourteen: Gay Is Good
Part Fifteen: Leviticus
Part Sixteen: Sex, Drugs, Rock N Roll
Part Seventeen: Be Kind (Or Don't.)
Part Seventeen: Quick Catch-Up
Part Eighteen: An Account Of My Days Without Internet
Part Nineteen: My Tips for Writing LEMONS!
Part Twenty: Me on my Period

Part Nine: Irishness

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By MaddyRawr10

15/04/12

Just saw this on Facebook lol:

Irishness is... 

1) That mini heart-attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion

2) You're not drinking? Are you on antibiotics?

3) Wallpaper on your school books

4) Being Grand!

5) Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours

6) Paschal Sheehey RTE news 

7) Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon

8) Learning a language for 12 years and not being fluent (Irish)

9) Going mental at concerts because famous people rarely come over

10) Flat 7UP heals all illnesses

11) Calling Joe Duffy instead of the Guards

Just to clear a few things up:

Immersion is what makes the shower go.

Paschal Sheehy is the lad who reads out the news.

Joe Duffy presents a radio program called Live Line where old people ring in to complain about essentially harmless things like teenagers socialising outside of school.

IT'S ALL TRUE.

ALL OF IT.

Oh my god.

Another thing about Irishness. I'm really sick of people denouncing their own nationalities and claiming to be Irish instead. Fair enough, your great grandmother on your father's side once knew a guy who's sister stopped here on her way to England. Why can't people be proud of their own heritage? My ancestors came from Normandy but you don't see me going around claiming to be French >.>

Furthermore, I'd like to clear up a rumour. People think we have sexy accents. THEY'RE RIGHT.

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