Ponyboy was telling Sodapop how a girl in his class looks good in yellow and Darry overhead and was like WHAT
Darry: pony you're grounded
Ponyboy: why
Darry: bc you've sinned lust is for after marriage now go sit in the corner.
Sodapop: aw c'mon dar he's FOURTEEN. When you were fourteen you fingered Stacy W-
Darry: - THAT'S eNOUGH SOD A
Ponyboy: what's fingered?
Darry: it's when someone cleans someone else's boogers out of other people's nose
Ponyboy: o-oh, okay, *goes into corner
Three days later Sodapop forced Darry to give Ponyboy the talk.
Darry: Ponyboy sit down I need to talk
Ponyboy: *pauses Little Einsteins* k
Darry: *sighs* well you see when two people love each other very much, they decide to become intimate....
Ponyboy: *redder than an apple*
Darry: but that can only happen when they're forty and married
Darry: anyways, see, well uh.... After you get married to special girl or Johnny, you start to get touchy with them..
Ponyboy: uh, alright.
Darry: but if you touch them you'll die of sin hasn't church taught you nothing Ponyboy I'm done here
Sodapop: *face palming into the distance*
Two-bit: HEY OL STEVIE BOY TOLD ME YOU GOT A BONY
Two-Bit: *laughs* I should call you HORSEMAN now
Ponyboy: godDAMMIT YOU GUYS IM TIRED OF THIS TEASInG C'MON JOHNNY WE'RE RUNNING awAY
Johnny:...... White people. My mom and dad didn't even have to give me a talk I learned what it was from Friday and White Chicks