- licked paste off a tree branch in kindergarten
- is ticklish
- has a toned butt
- Ponyboy is his favorite brother
- Sodapop likes to sneak into his room at night and do the ol' feather and shaving cream prank
- in high school he banged a lotta girls
- is weirdly flexible
- he peed his pants during a football game once
- Ponyboy had to bring him an extra pair of boxers and pants
- the only clean pair of pants were Pony's, so Darry ran around in super tight blue jeans but still managed to win a football game
- he desperately wants to get married and start a family before he turns twenty three, but Ponyboy and Sodapop's care is more important.
- women hit on him like they hit on Sodapop, Everytime Darry would fix a roof the wife of the family would hold her bridge club outside so they could stare at Darry
- flirts for tips
- will never admit it
- he can't cook
- laughs Everytime Ponyboy asks about girls
- "pony, you're three years old you ain't shit"
- can dance like Johnny Castle
Posting all the headcanonns tonight bc y not