A Series Of Emo Problems- Thi...

By PhoenixBenzedrine

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Hey fellow emos! Most of you know me as the author of A Series Of Patrick Stump Imagines, but I've decided to... More

Emo Problem #1
Emo Problem #2
Emo Problem #3 (Directed Towards Killjoys)
Emo Problem #4 (Directed Towards Killjoys)
A/N: Roast Yourself Challenge
Emo Problem #5 (MCRX)
Emo Problem #6
Emo Problem #7 (Panic! edition)
Emo Problem #8A (Hot Topic)
Emo Problem #8B (Hot Topic)
Emo Problem #8C (Hot Topic)
Emo Problem #8D (Hot Topic)
Emo Problem #8E (Hot Topic)
Emo Problem #8F (Hot Topic)
Emo Problem #10
Emo Problem #11A (Stereotyping)
Emo Problem #9B (References)
Emo Problems #11B (Stereotyping)
Emo Problems #11C (Stereotyping)
Emo Problems #11D (Stereotyping)
Emo Problems #11E (Stereotyping)
Emo Problem #12
Emo Problem #13
Emo Problem #14
Emo Problem (Only Not Really)
Emo Problem #15
Emo Problem #16

Emo Problem #9A

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By PhoenixBenzedrine

When someone says something that makes you think of an emo song and you sing the lyrics, and someone else makes a song reference too, but to a normie pop song. Awkward silence follows. Crickets chirp. My emo soul is crushed.

Person and me: *is watching sports even though I hate sports and don't sports*

Person: "Oh shit that (team name/player) is going down!"

Me: "WE'RE GOIN DOWN DOWN IN EANANUHLIAHRAN, AND TRIGGURWERRGUNNINDOWNSWINGIN"

Person: "WE'RE GOIN DOWN, I'M YELLIN TIMBEEEEER, YOU BETTER MOVE, YOU BETTER DANCE"

Me: "...That's not what I was singing."

Person: "I don't even know what you were singing. Sounds like weird emo garbage."

Me: "I AM WEIRD EMO GARBAGE, SO STOP DISRESPECTING MY MUSIC. EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE L E A V E"

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