"This is Starbucks, what can I get you?"
"I was just calling to assure you that my dog is okay after his horrifying fall down the stairs."
"What dog? I think you have the wrong number, sir."
"Very funny, Mills."
"Who is 'Mills'?"
"Jokes over, Millie."
"Oh, you must be talking about my co-worker, Millie! She's taking the week off for exams. Would you like me to tell her that your dog is okay?"
"Erm... no. That's alright. Thanks, anyways."
"Anytime!"
"Beep beep beep...."