starbucks hotline ↬ fillie

back again

"This is the Starbucks, what can I get you?"

"Millie?!"

"Finn! I've missed you, pal!"

"I can't believe you!"

"What can't you believe?"

"I called and your co-worker answered! I mentioned my dog falling down the stairs! She probably thought I was crazy."

"AHAHAHAHA"

"Not funny, Mills."

"Oh, come on. It's a little funny."

"Alright, maybe a little. But still! I'm mad at you."

"I had to take exams, pal. Didn't you?"

"I do online school."

"Oh, that makes sense. I'm sorry you had such a traumatic experience with my co-worker."

"I guess I can forgive you. But you owe me."

"Hmmmm. Alright, fine. How about a free latte?"

"You would do that?"

"Duh. you're my best friend!"

"Aww. We haven't met in person yet, though."

"You're right. Wait! Close your eyes."

"What? Why?"

"Just do it!"

"Fine, fine. They're closed."

"Good. Now imagine me standing in front of you."

"But I don't know what you look like."

"Exactly. Just try to imagine."

"Alright. I got it."

"Great! What color hair do I have?"

"Brown."

"Alright. What color eyes?"

"Blue."

"Am I tall or short?"

"Short."

"Close enough."

"Was I right?"

"On some of them."

"Which ones?!"

"That's for me to know, and for you to never find out."

"I'll find out. I'll come to Starbucks one day. You never know. Maybe I'm there right now."

"Unless you're a blonde middle aged woman, than I don't think that's possible."

"Okay, so maybe I'm not there right now. But one day, I'll come in and order, and you won't even know it's me."

"I'll recognize your voice."

"How?"

"It's pretty high pitched. And it cracks a lot."

"That's not very nice, Mills."

"Don't worry. It's cute."

"Aww. You think my voice is cute?"

"Did I say cute? I meant cool. Uh, I gotta go. bye Finn!"

"Millie-"

"Beep beep beep...."