So I'm reading a friend's writing, and making a comment, when Bran leans over my shoulder.
Bran- wiggles a finger at my phone screen. "You know what I call this book?
Me- "No. what?"
Bran- "stupid shit my wife says."
Yeah... Branbranbranbranbranbranbran
Bran just now- "Why are you putting my name out there? Pfft that shit is just cold blooded."
^^ he stopped talking