SamMoor@gmail.com: I got a gun today. Off my dad. He doesn't know.
Add.y@askamy.com: are you sure that's a good idea? Look, I don't know who you are but I think you should probably get some help. Obviously something is wrong.
SamMoor@gmail.com: I practised using it on the tree in my backyard. I missed the first three times. Then I hit it. I only have five bullets left.
Add.y@askamy.com: look, if this is a joke then stop. If it isn't then please go get help or I'll somehow have to report you.
SamMoor@gmail.com: I think I'll take it to school some day. I want to show everyone it.
Add.y@askamy.com: this isn't funny. I'm serious. I'll show this to the police!
SamMoor@gmail.com: I wonder if you'll see it too.