What we text

By SalvagedWolf

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I swear me and my family text the crazyest things. . . More

"Unknown" Number/ Bruce
Alexa/Bruce
Chosen one/Bruce
Alexa/ Oliver
Wally/ Dick
Layla/Bruce
Diana/Bruce
Wally/Dick
Alexa/Bruce
Unknown number/Daira
Alexa/Daira
Dick/Daria
Dick/Ollie
Daira/Bruce
Daria/Bruce
Alexa/Ollie
Bruce/Clark
. . .
Alexa/Dinah
Alexa/Bruce
Dick/Wally
Wally/Dick
Alexa/Ollie
Alexa/Ollie
Alexa/Wally
Daira/Wally
Kiro/Daira
Alexa/Bruce
Alexa/Magan
Alexa/Bruce
Oliver/Dick
Dick/Wally
Daria/Alexa
Alexa/Bruce
Dick/Wally
Cypher/Alexa
Unknown/Bruce
Daria/Alexa
Dick/Bruce
Alexa/Oliver
Daria/Dick
Dick/Daria

Dick/Alexa

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Dick: Hey could you stop by and drive me and my friends somewere? I'll get you pregnant

Dick: Woops, meant *pregnant

Dick: PREGNANT!

Dick: OH MY GOD I MEAN *OREGON

Alexa: What the fuck is happening!?

Dick: P R I N G L E S!!!! I'LL GET YOU PRINGLES!!!!!!

Alexa: Holy shit Richard XD no wonder why Daria was telling me I was going to get pregnant tonight. Omg, yeah sure. Keep your "Pringles" though please XD. Be home in 5

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