A/N: Just a quick thank you to @marawe123, thank you for the idea that started this chapter! Thank you awesome person! :D and another quick thing: So sorry for ignoring Wattpad for so long, been working on an outside project and got distracted. Sorry and hope you enjoy the chappie
Annabeth Chase updated her Owl~~
HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS?!
~~Comments~~
Percy Jackson: Doing what?
Annabeth Chase: These weird bendy stuff thingies
Leo Valdez: Well, this is awkward, you see Annabeth, when a man and a woman really
Annabeth Chase: NOT THAT YOU SICKO
Leo Valdez: OH....
Piper McLean: It's like they are made of sticks
Annabeth Chase: IKR! but at the same time like rubber....
Frank Zhang: Seriously, like what are you guys talking about?
Nico Di Angelo: I mean I get the other group, like their big and muscled and the other ones are all little toothpicks but like this is just...like what?!
Percy Jackson: You know what they are talking about?
Nico Di Angelo: Well, yeah...
Hazel Levesque: But their outfits... they're so little.....
Rachel Dare: Like, it's impressive.... but it's so weird that they are all younger than us.... like what are you doing with your life? "Oh, I'm winning Olympic medals for running around on metal blades on ice."
Percy Jackson: So what are you watching...?
Leo Valdez: They're watching the Olympics, but I don't know how....
Rachel Dare: They're over at my house
Leo Valdez: ....You're cave?
Rachel Dare: NO, my house, in Manhattan.
Leo Valdez: YOU HAVE A HOUSE IN MANHATTAN?!
Percy Jackson: Yeah her parents are like super rich, didn't you know that...?
Leo Valdez: No, I didn't.... I thought she just lived in the cave.
Rachel Dare: No, I have a home. Thank you very much. And we all wanted to watch the ice
skaters so that's what we are doing.
Percy Jackson: So you're watching ice skating?
Annabeth Chase: Yes you idjit.
Percy Jackson: What happened to seaweed brain :(
Annabeth Chase: For that ^, you were worse than seaweed brains.
~~Percy Jackson updated his Trident~~
Parent: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
Me: its my design
~~Comments~~
Poseidon: But seriously, clean your room.
Sally Jackson: Both of them.
Percy Jackson: But it's my design!
Poseidon: No. It's a mess, not even a sensible mess.
Sally Jackson: You don't even have to live in it, come see his room at home and you'll just
be impressed.
Percy Jackson: MOM
Annabeth Chase: I told you to clean your room....
Percy Jackson: YOU ARE BEING NO HELP RIGHT NOW
Sally Jackson: Percy, everyone is telling you to clean your room. You're not Leo, you have
no excuse for a mess.
Leo Valdez: HAHAH, wait what...?
Sally Jackson: Nothing dear, did you get the cookies yet?
Leo Valdez: Yes, Ms Jackson, they are very good.
Sally Jackson: I'm glad you like them :)
Percy Jackson: Why does he get cookies?!
Sally Jackson: Because you were mean to him, that's why, and he has been working very hard and you don't appreciate him. So stop being such a little whiny baby.
Percy Jackson: I'm not a whiny baby...
Annabeth Chase Updated her Owl~~
WHY ARE THE WOODS ON FIRE?!
~~Comments~~
Percy Jackson: HOLY HADES WTD?!
Hades: We have been OVER this, MANY times. DO. NOT. USE. MY NAME. IN VAIN YOU INSOLENT FOOL
Percy Jackson: Whinny baby says what?
Hades: No, you claim that avalanche of a room is a 'design'.
Percy Jackson: -_-
Paul Blofis: and just a quick thing: Please do NOT come and see Percy's room Lord
Poseidon, the baby was just put down
Poseidon: No problem Mr. Blofish, thank you for being so respectful.
Paul Blofis: You're welcome, stupid over sized baby
Poseidon: Excuse YOU?!
Paul Blofis: No offence, but, MY NAME ISN'T ******* BLOFISH!
Poseidon: Yeah, sure, whatever Mr. Blofish
Nyssa: Has anyone seen Leo?
Annabeth Chase: Don't worry, he's fire proof, THE CAMP IS NOT.
Chiron: Perseus GO PUT OUT THE FIRE
Percy Jackson: RIGHT!
~~Percy Jackson Has Logged off to Save Camp~~
Nyssa: But Bunker Nine isn't, and if he gets stuck underneath the burning building he'll die, just cuz he can't catch fire doesn't mean he won't be crushed to death!
Annabeth Chase: Percy will go get him, don't go out there okay?
Nyssa: Alright, fine.
Leo Valdez has updated his Toolbelt~~
DUDES I'M A HUMAN TORCH, IT'S AWESOME!
~~Comments~~
Nico Di Angelo: ....you didn't.....
Dakota: Hehe, I did ;)
Nico Di Angelo: 0-0 WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU TWIT
Leo Valdez: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Annabeth Chase: He's not--this isn't because--
Nico Di Angelo: Yes he is. Yes it is.
Annabeth Chase: Oh gods...
Hephaestus: You called?
Athena: She was calling for the SMART gods, not weirdos.
Hephaestus: Oh you're just mad that even after being thrown off Olympus mom and dad
still loved me more.
Athena: YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT!
Zeus: Well....
Hera: You were never my child. Little stuck up brat.
Athena: Well at least my sacred animal isn't prettier than me.
Hera: Excuse you?
Athena: Oh no darling, that smell, yeah that is your ugliness wafting back at you
Leo Valdez: SHOTS FIRED, ATTENTION, SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
Annabeth Chase: WHERE THE DUCK ARE YOU?! EVERY TIME WE PUT OUT A SECTION
ANOTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE POPS UP. WTF?!
Nico Di Angelo: -.- he's making a rhombus, the final point should be over in the northern woods.
Annabeth Chase: But...how did....
Nico Di Angelo: When he asked me to shadow travel him to Camp Jupiter he was going on
and on about Rhombuses, it's a good assumption that's what he is doing.
Nyssa: Why was he talking about Rhombuses?
Nico Di Angelo: Hades if I know
Hades: *growls in corner*
Nico Di Angelo: Oh shut up dad.
Hades: *growls louder*
Nico Di Angelo: *sigh* *hits Hades with rolled up newspaper*
Persephone: he probably has to go out or something, I'll deal with it.
Nico Di Angelo: Thanks Persephone.
Percy Jackson: Okay, I got him, he's in the lake.
Piper McLean: Won't he drown?!
Nyssa: PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM
Percy Jackson: He has an air bubble around his head, don't worry, he's fine.
Leo Valdez: Or am I in the lake? MwAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Percy Jackson: *twitch* Okay, he's making me angry again.
Nico Di Angelo: I'm going to go hit Dakota real fast, be back un-momento
Hephaestus: Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, oh, hahahahahahahahaha,
this is so funny looking
Annabeth Chase: What is lord Hephaestus
Hephaestus: Oh this string theory thing, it's quite funny XD
Annabeth Chase: uh.... *glances around at others* uh....
Hephaestus: Hmm....hold on, I ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
Leo Valdez: DAD
Hephaestus: WHAT?!
Leo Valdez: YOU WANNA DANCE?!
Hephaestus: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: Oh no.....
A/N: And one final thing from our great Uncle Rick:
Fan: 'How do you pronounce Piper'
Uncle Rick: Good question: It's Sham-ah-lam-ah-DING-dong. Accent on the 'ding'