chimchim💕: let's make baby's together
Sugabear: wtf? Jimin are you okay?
Chimchim💕: we can do it in my basement and I'll give you the best head ever ;)
Sugabear: what the actual fuck?
Chimchim💕: omg Hyung, I'm so sorry... that was my dumb friend.
Sugabear: it's fine, why did your friend have your phone? Why is he in your house?
Chimchim💕: aww is my cute boyfriend jealous?
Sugabear: damn right I am, now tell me before I go there and smack him on his head
Chimchim💕: he has my phone because he's a stealer, he's in my house because he's my roommate.
Sugabear: ........can you please hand your phone back to him?
Chimchim💕: sure ?????
Chimchim💕: yo, this is Jungkook A.K.A Justin seagull
Sugabear: listen jungcock, I will rip your head if you so much as lay a finger on my bf. try me, see what happens.
Chimchim💕: woah woah, chill fam. I have my own boyfriend and he's way better than yours.
Chimchim💕:
Chimchim💕: like, is he sexy, or is he hella fine?
Sugabear: oh damn
Chimchim💕: you better recognise my bf.
Sugabear: nah, I meant
Chimchim💕: Hyung I'm back, Jungkook just started freaking out and threw the phone at me saying things like "it's all your fault that I'm gay."
Chimchim💕: and where did you get that pic of me?!!
Sugabear: .....no where.... and what does he mean it's "your fault I'm gay?"
Chimchim 💕: that's what I'd like to know :/
Sugabear: oh....but you know.... giving me a head isn't such a bad idea ;)))))
Chimchim💕: jisoos Christ. I need to get you some help.
Sugabear: ok come over over and "help" ;))
Chimchim💕: nopeeee I'm an innocent chillldddd. I'm a child of god...
Sugabear: or I can show you some of my tongue technology
Chimchim💕: D.E.A.D
Sugabear: 😘
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J-dope, genie, yoon ki min, monie, Christian chim chim, Justin seagull, and Jack will be the death of me XD
Here's a question for you guys...
What's your first BTS song?