Gemma: Carly.
Me: Yeah?
Gemma: You know zach?
Me: Of course! How could I forget? All you do is talk about him.
Gemma: Soooo, Basically this morning he asked me out!
Me: OML! He did?! Are you shitting me?
Gemma: NONONO! I promise you! We are going to Lunch tomorrow!
Me: Aw! I hope it goes well! Please be careful. You barely know him.
Gemma: He's a good guy! Trust me.
Me: I believe you! Just be careful!
{8 mins later}
Me: I am so discombobulated.. I lost my hair brush this morning.. I remember setting it on my dresser. But it's gone now.
Gemma: maybe you set it somewhere else? It happens.
Me: Yeah, but the same thing happened the other day... but instead of my hairbrush missing it was my black combat boots.
Gemma: weird... it's probably nothing. You'll find them!
Me: I guess...
{14 hours ago}
Gemma: He's 3 mins late. What if he doesnt show up?!
Me: He'll show up! He isn't the type to ditch!
{2 mins ago}
Gemma: I think i see his car!
Me: That's great
{10 mins later}
Gemma: Carly.. can you call me?
Me: yeah what's wrong?
Gemma: This guy is really weird and I don't trust him... Something isn't right.
Me: I'm calling now.
(You called Gemma)
(Call ended)
{5 mins later}
Me: did he believe it?
Gemma: no.. he said whatever it was it wasn't important.
Me: Gemma what the hell! Get out of there. Where are you anyways?
Gemma: at a park eating lunch.
Me: please tell me other people are there. Witnesses? This guy seems shady.
Gemma: there is an old couple.. but that's it
Me: what park? I'm coming!
Gemma: that's okay! He's not creepy at all! I misread him!
Me: oh?
Gemma: he's actually super sweet! I'll text you later. We're going to his place.. 😏
Me: I don't think that's a good idea! Gemma, he's 18 you're 16.. don't go to his house!
{18 mins later}
Me: HELLO????
Gemma: who is this?
Me: who is this?
Gemma: I'm Gemma's boyfriend. Who is this...?
Me: you're not Gemma's boyfriend! You just met!!
Gemma: Listen, don't ever text Gemma again. She doesn't like you, and she lies to you. Gemma is mine now.
Me: I'm calling the cops!
Gemma: go for it. I can see the headlines now! "16 year old girl murdered by her best friend, 17 year old Carly Welms. Stabbed to death.."
Me: That's bogus! No one will believe that! Plus there will be no evidence that I'd be there.
Gemma: oh yeah...? I wonder what will happen when the cops find your hair and boot marks with blood on the crime scene...
Me: you're crazy!!
Gemma: no honey... I'm smart.
{Gemma deleted conversation.}