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Lulamoon: Hey Jeff! I dare you to do a pole dance in front of Slendy!
Jeff: WHAT?! I AM NOT DOING THAT!
Ben: It's a dare soooo, you gotta do it!
Lulamoon: Pwease??? (makes a cute face)
Jeff: First of all, you look like an ugly monkey with that face. Second, I AM NOT DOING IT!
Lulamoon: Eyy! That was mean!
Sally: Puh-lease Jeff!?
Jeff: Hell fucking n-
Sally: (Eyes turn red)
Lulamoon: (Readies knives)
Ben: (smirks) Finish that statement if you dare.
Jeff: ...
Later that day..
Slenderman: (slams the front door open) Huff.. puff.. Lazari! I brought more human meat! (drops the dead body on the cold ground) .... (Sees Jeff almost naked doing a pole dance) .... MY VIRGIN EYES!! (nosebleeds)
Jeff: Heeeyyy Slleeennndddyy! (Smiles seductively)
Lulamoon: Oh my god! He's actually doing a pole dance!
Sally: B-but Mr. Slendy doesn't have any eyes -,-
Ben: EXACTLY!
Offenderman: Did I hear somebody say "pole dance"? (smirks) ... (Sees Jeff) ... Hey there beautiful!~
Slenderman: Not now Offender!
Lulamoon: BWAHAHAH!
Jeff: (Mumbles) i hate my life..
Offenderman: (starts throwing cash at Jeff) Dance for me, babe.
Lulamoon: (slips in a paper on Jeff's thong) Call me