Me: whatsupp Laito-kun
Laito : can I suck your legs?
Me: Girl bye.
Laito : wait. Can money suck your legs?
Me: Sure, because it's not you. It's not one of your siblings it's not a vampire and it's money what could happen?
Laito: wait a second...
~ uhm.. 5 min later? ~
Laito: I'm back sweetheart
Me: what where you doing over there?
Laito: close your eyes!
Me: bruh me closing my eyes in front of my perverted boyfriend?? Whatever. *falls on ground hard* what's happening here?!
Laito: *bites on my leg* you said that money could bite you so I paint my fangs green and draw a $ on it!
Me: I will never answers a question from you anymore asshole!
Laito: *fu fu* oh you will..