Cake-
Ohh gosh... Where do I start? Please don't hate me... IDONTREALLYLIKECAKETHATMUCH ok ok, you can put your torches and pitchforks down, I like some cake. A list:
1) ice cream cake- like the kind with cake and ice cream.
2) cheese cake- not really cake, but oh well.
3) chocolate lava cake- the only one here that's actually cake. I like chocolate.
Normal cake is bae, shut up.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, GERALD?!?
Who's "Gerald"?
You.
Ice cream-
Ice cream is cool. Haha I'm so punny.
NO!
Wha?!?
You are as about as interesting as a sock covered in moldy goat cheese.
WHATEVER
Anywho, I like vanilla and chocolate and strawberry and mint chocolate chip and blue moon and cookies and cream and mango and cookie dough and caramel and hazelnut and superman and rocky road and green tea and human corpse and cherry and lemon and DIFKEJEJFOEKSMSFNFJRJFIFIWKQKSJJFDJ
Ah crap. She's having another food seizure. EVERY TIME.
Pie-
The amazical and superior dessert to its boring cousin, cake. It can also teach you the ABC's
Apple
Blueberry
Cherry
Dead fish
Eggplant
Fruit
Goop
I give up.
*slow clap* Well that was educational.
SHUT UP! YOU DO IT IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT!
Ok, fine. A-HEY! DID YOU JUST THROW A SPORK AT ME?!?
Yes.
Cookies-
All right, time to get out your torches and or pitchforks again.
I
LIKE
OATMEAL
RAISIN
COOKIES
JUST
AS
MUCH
AS
CHOCOLATE
CHIP
*facepalm* You're dumb.