'internal dialog'
"External dialog"
*action*
'Today I'm a manly man I'm so manly I'm wearing the perfect outfit and filled in my eyebrows and everything I'm sure I'll pass'
*Dude checks you out*
'I can't tell if he's extremely openly gay or thinks I'm a girl'
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'Today I'm a super kick-ass girl I'm wearing the sweetest outfit it's pink and frilly. I'm the boss'
*Gets checked out by dude*
'Apparently, I'm sexy too'
*Gets checked out by another dude*
'Maybe the miniskirt wasn't a good idea'
*Gets checked out by the third dude*
'WTF how do women deal with men I'm going back to being a dude'