Author: Chai JiDan
Full Etrans: Evie.
After hurriedly wrapping up the snake house business, it was already ten o'clock at night. Wu Suo Wei wandered the streets alone, and as he did so he recalled a case of wild Lingzhi mushrooms, recalled a refrigerator full of sugar figurines, recalled 'I've only gone to the market three times.' Too many thoughts, too many memories, they were all becoming more and more entangled.
But the most serious problem confronting Wu Suo Wei was whether he wanted to continue this.
And if so, whether to lay all the cards on the table for him.
Two feet involuntarily walked in the direction of Chi Cheng's residence.
Standing at the door, Wu Suo Wei thought: For Xiao Cu Bao's comfort, Chi Cheng puts up with living in this steamer basket. Plus he lost so many other baby snakes, his heart must be really distressed, ah.
Before going in, he quickly inhaled a mouthful of refreshing, cool air.
But when he entered he was greeted, not with a heat wave, but with the slightest of chills together with the dense aroma of liquor.
The bedroom was a mess. The sheets were all tangled up and falling off the bed. Distinct blood stains and damp patches of semen covered them. Xiao Cu Bao lay in a glass box, sullenly coiled up. It was clear that this place had very recently experienced a bout of intense and erotic sex. Wu Suo Wei did not know whether the person was Yue Yue, but he knew that the person was not himself.
Chi Cheng was in the bathroom washing his face.
"Did I come at an inconvenient time?" Wu Suo Wei leaned against the door frame checking out Chi Cheng.
Chi Cheng did not speak. His broad back was enveloped in a dark, cold aura.
"Are you done here, or should I go?"
Wu Suo Wei spoke these words, not knowing his own state of mind.
Fiercely rubbing his face, Chi Cheng turned to look at him, two sword-like eyebrows moistened with water droplets, pupils radiating darkness, eyeballs red, lips firmly closed, his entire face an expression of stern annoyance.
After scrutinizing Wu Suo Wei for a long while, Chi Cheng dully opened his mouth.
"Go, okay."
Wu Suo Wei was determined, suddenly overcome by the urge to provoke Chi Cheng.
"I'll tell you, actually I came by today--"
"I have no time to listen to your droning," Chi Cheng suddenly snarled, abruptly cutting off Wu Suo Wei. "I am not happy. I advise you to get away from the door and quickly leave if you want to avoid suffering."
Wu Suo Wei, not knowing where his courage came from, settled his ass on the arm of a chair.
"Today I'm not going to go. I'd like to see what you can do to torture me."
Blood-streaked bed sheets hit the ground at Wu Suo Wei's feet.
"I have already burst three virgins. I had to call [1] 120 for two of them." The voice was flat.
[T/N: [1] The number for Emergency Medical Services (ambulance) in China.]
The tendons in Wu Suo Wei's neck twisted and his pupils bulged out as his fist came smashing down on the arm of the chair.
"Then just do me, as long as you reimburse medical expenses."
Wu Suo Wei's bold words startled Xiao Cu Bao who looked up, giving him "you are very daring" eyes.
Actually, Wu Suo Wei regretted it as soon as he said it.
Brimming with animosity, Chi Cheng walked toward Wu Suo Wei. In passing, his big hands firmly grasped Wu Suo Wei's collar, pulled him up in the air, and threw him onto the bed. With a bang, Wu Suo Wei's big iron head knocked against the bed rail, perhaps due to too much momentum. A buzzing reverberated through his skull as the forehead that had always been impervious to pain now learned what it meant to be in agony.
"Motherfucker!" Wu Suo Wei clutched his forehead howling in pain. "If it weren't for you blindly smearing my forehead with ointment all day long, my forehead wouldn't hurt like this. You destroyed my one unique talent."
Chi Cheng was just about to tear the clothes off Wu Suo Wei but paused when he heard those words.
"If you can't avoid hurting my forehead, if you're going to use my forehead to vent, then don't waste your time rubbing medicine on me when I never asked for it in the first place. And you had absolutely no right to criticize me for using it as a weapon." Indescribable grievances bursting forth from his chest, Wu Suo Wei roared vulgarly, "Up and down my entire body there is only one place that is hard, and you managed to make it soft. I have lost my sense of security because of you, you son of a bitch Chi Cheng. Fuck you, you self-centered show-off."
Slam bang.
His forehead smashed ferociously into Chi Cheng's ribs.
Please note that some part might be incorrect as we don't know how to translate the slangs and idioms to English and translators might rely on the pinyin. Mistakes are bound to happen and corrections are very welcome.