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Yes. I'm starting with the milk fic. and yes. you can request. and yes. I will read them first. More

Milk Fic
The Dolphin Fic
The Lung Fic
The Ukulele Fic
The Skin Fic
The Hat Fic
The Cherry Fic
Kittens and Steamrollers
The Rice Fic
The Backpack Fic
The Doge Fic

The Chair Fic

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One day Dan and Phil were filming a video. They had just gotten done and were just hanging out in the room.  Dan said to Phil "Hey I just got a few new animals. Would you like to see them?" Phil agreed and walked over to the living room with Dan to see the animals. "This one is a home for ants. This is a snake named Delia. I had a hamster but he died a while ago."* Phil said it was cool and leaned towards the ants to get a closer look. He grabbed the container and sat on a chair to watch the ants. "Aren't they cool? There's a bunch of them." Phil nodded and readjusted his grip on the container but his hand slipped causing the ants to go everywhere "Crap. I'm sorry about that Dan. I will help clean them up" Dan shook his head. "they'll be fine. Let me show you the snake." Dan walked over to the case and grabbed Delia. He brought it over to Phil to show him. "That's a rad snake." Dan nodded and put the snake on Phil's lap. "I'm going to make some tea." Phil nodded and picked up the snake. Dan came back about ten minutes later grinning. Phil grabbed a cup and took a sip making a disgusted face and spat it out onto his lap. Dan laughed "I just boiled cooking oil. That's not tea." Phil shook his head and winced from the heat of the oil/tea. Dan continued to laugh as he went to grab paper towels to wipe up the mess. Phil took some and cleaned off his pants while Dan cleaned off the snake and floor. Dan fell forward and accidentally kissed Phil. Phil blushed. "I'm sorry that wasn't on purpose. " Dan said. Phil nodded "I know. But I thought it was cute." Then they both lived happily ever after.
The end

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Um. I'm sorry about how long it took me. I kept forgetting about it. By the way I don't remember if that's actually how you spell the snakes name.

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