Don't Mess With the Nerd

By majeailus

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{•Highest rank achieved: #47 in Humor•} Bawat tao dito sa school ay may kanya-kanyang role gaya ng: Playboy... More

PORTRAYERS
Chapter 1~Betrayed
Chapter 2~The past is the past
Chapter 3~Meet Zyna
Chapter 4~The sweetest comeback
Chapter 5~Mr. Pader?
ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Chapter 7~Meet Dwight
Chapter 8~A dream is a dream
Chapter 9~Meet Theo
Chapter 10~Kuya Zico
Chapter 11~Meet Phoebe
Chapter 12~Stuck with Elsa
NEW CHARACTERS!!
Chapter 13~Masquerade Ball
Chapter 14~Operation Dwiliene
ТДТ
Chapter 15~Unexpected
Chapter 16~Abducted?!
Chapter 17~Where is she?
Chapter 18~Finally Found Her
Chapter 19~Hello Hospital
Chapter 20~Her Voice
Chapter 21~Joy The Jolly Girl
Chapter 22~Goodbye Hospital
NOTEEEEU♥
Chapter 23~Embarrassed
Chapter 24~Will You Be My?
Chapter 25~Lemon Meringue Pie
Chapter 26~Ms. HB knows to fight?!

Chapter 6~Transferees

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I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes. Hate in my heart, love on my mind.
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Cathliene's POV

"Class before we proceed to our new lesson, I want you to meet our new students. Ali ka dito mga ijo." Sinesenyasan ni Ms. Jacinto ang mga bagong classmate namin na papasok.

Nang pumasok sila, napanganga ako. Si Mr. Pader!! Kaklase ko siya!? Tapos yung isa, parang si.....yung sa BTS.....si.......yung maknae nila!! Si......si.......Jungkook? Jungkook ba yun? Ah--Jungkook pala. Sorry po sa nasaktan. Hindi ko naman sila binubully eh. Hindi ako fangirl kaya hindi ko sila kilala.

"Hi!" Masayang bati ni Mr. Pader. "Ako nga pala si Dwight Xavier Gomez. 19. Hoping to be friends with you." Ngumiti siya. God, that smile--wait--what the BARNIEBAKLANGDINOSAUR!? What am I talking about?! It's not like he's my type.

"Hello po!!" Bumati rin yung kamukha ni Jungkook. "Ako pala si Domex--" Tumawa ako.

"What's funny about that Ms. Ferrer?" Nakasalubong ang mga kilay ni Ms. Jacinto.

"N-nothing." Natawa kasi ako dahil Domex ang pangalan niya. Domex. Yung panglinis sa c.r HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Nag-ahem si Domex.

"Continue, sir Samson."

"Ako si Domex Eleazor Samson. 18. I'm gonna be friendly to you all." Nung una, masigla pa ang boses niya pero ngayon, naging matamlay na. Ano ito? Micronutrient Deficiency? Baka hindu mahilig uminom ng Bear Brand.

"Okay class, be good to them. I don't want any of you to bully them." Tumignin si Ms. Jacinto sa'kin. "Especially you, Ms. Ferrer. You're gonna be they're tour Guide." A-ano? Tour guide? Ako?

"Mr. Gomez and Mr. Samson, seat between Ms. Ferrer." Fudgebarnamasarap!! Ba't sa'kin pa?! Meron namang maraming vacant seats eh. Naku, baka papatayin ako ni Domex. Baka lulunurin niya ako sa bowl(O_O)

Umupo ang dalawa sa tabi ko. Tumignin ako ni Dwight. Nakangiti siya. Tumignin ako ni Domex. Shitae. Masama ang tignin niya sa'kin!! *gulp*.

"Okay so--"

"ALL STUDENTS PLEASE REPORT TO AUDITORIUM!!"

Haha, good for her. Nagsilabasan kami at pumunta sa auditorium.

Ako, si Domex at si Dwight ay umupo sa pinakamataas na parte ng auditorium dahil hindi masyadong marami ang tao.

Tumabi si Dwight at si Domex sa'kin. Okay, so this is awkward.

"So ito ang--"

"Yeah, yeah we know." Bvllshete. Bwisit talaga si Toilet Bowl Cleanser.

I rolled my eyes at him.

Arggghh!! Sasapakin ko ang kanyang mukha sa bowl mamaya.

"I think our toilet is dirty. We need a Toilet bowl cleanser." I was trying so hard not to laugh.

Naging pula ang mukha ni Toilet Bowl Cleanser.

"Don't you da--"

"Goodmorning students!!" Wala ng makakapigil sa super megaphone voice sa principal namin (except for Zyna.)

"Goodmorning Principal Ablir." Matamlay naming bati.

"I'm here to talk to you about the Masquerade Ball!!" Megaphone + microphone = super mega microphone voice!!!

DOUBLE KILL!!

TRIPLE KILL!!

MONSTER KILL!!

SUPER KILL!!

MEGA KILL!!

MEGASUPER KILL!!

Teka, may masquerade ball?!

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Ugh. I hate wearing gowns, I hate wearing high heels and I loathe dancing!! But--if you consider stepping on people's toes or boiling gowns in hot lava, that would be really really fun!!

"Oy, ba't ka napanganga?" Shitae. I spaced out again.

"A-ah w-wala!! I just hate wearing gowns and dancing." Pag-eenglish ko.

"Ah, I get it. Some girls wanna wear gowns that are really revealing and high heels just so that boys will be attracted to them." Leche. Manonosebleed na ako mamaya.

"All of you are expected to be in the ball." Plus nag-english pa ang principal, edi.......

MEGANOSEBLEED KILL!!!

KILL!!

KILL!!

KILL!!

KILL!!

Echo lang yung mga extra.

"Magsisimula ito 6:00 pm hanggang 12:00 am. You should wear formal attires." Paalala ni Principal Ablir. The rest ay mga history ng masquerade ball. Blah blah blah churva churva churva.

"That's all. Go back to your perspective classrooms." Nagsi-alisan ang mga ibang estudyante.

Kami ni Dwight at Toilet Bowl Cleanser--este Domex ang naiwang mag-isa.

"Tara na. Baka mapagalitan pa tayo." Hinatak ko sila palabas sa auditorium.

*MY LOVE IS ON FIRE!! WOOOOOOH!! NOW BURN BABY--*

Enemels. Ba't ngayon pa?!

Huminto ako sa paglakad at kinuha ko ang aking cellphone sa aking bulsa at tinignan ang screen kung sino ang tumawag.

Zyna the Tomboy😎 is calling....

Si Lisa--este, Zyna lang naman pala eh.

"Hello?"

"Hello? Cath? Okay ka lang ba? Na-rape ka ba? Babasagin ko ang mukha niya bukas o ngayon!! Hello? Hello?"

Lechong baboy! Ano ba siya?! Nanay ko?!

"Hello? Hello? Hell--"

"Oy, nandito ako. Hindi ako na-rape. Shunga! Sino naman ang gustong mang-rape sa'kin? Ha? Siraulo!!" Tapos in-end call ko.

Muling ibinalik ang atensyon ko sa dalawang transferee namin.

"Sino yun?" Tanong ni Domex.

"Wala yun. Mind your own business."

"Tsaka, why is she saying the rape thingy?" Lord, tulungan mo ako. In no time, nosebleed na talaga ang resulta nito.

"Mind. Your. Own. Business." Sinamaan ko ng tignin si Domex.

"Pero bakit nga?" Aishh. Ang tigas ng ulo!! Hindi ba nila alam ang salitang "Mind your own business." Taga-saan ba sila?

"Bu--"

"Tama na yan, Dom. Tignan mo oh, pulang-pula na ang mukha ng ating tour guide. Mas pula pa yata 'to kesa regla ng nanay ko." Imbes na ngumiti, mas nagalit ako.

"Oh shit. Baka ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit pulang-pu--"

"TUMAHIMIK NGA KAYO!! MAY PERIOD AKO NGAYON PLUS GINALIT PA NIYO AKO!! BVLLSHETE!! NAHIHIGHBLOOD AKO DAHIL SA INYO!! KUNG HINDI LANG KAYO NAKIKIALAM SA USAPAN NG BESTFRIEND KO, EDI TAHIMIK SANA TAYO!! FVXK SHET!!" Huminga ako ng malalim. Kalma Cathliene, kalma. INHALE, EXHALE, INHALE, EXHALE. Okay, kalma.

"Tara na, baka ma-late na naman tayo." Lumakad ako. Nang mapansin ko na hindi sila sumunod sa'kin, hinarap ko sila.

"Ano? Tatayo lang ba kayo diyan? Ha? Ano ito? Mannequin challenge?"

Hindi umimik ang dalawa.

"Well then." Tumalikod ako at bumalik sa room.

Dwight's POV

Woaah!! She's one hell of a woman. Marami na ang nakilala kong mga babae. Most of them we're possessive, seductive, bitch and slut. Hindi ko sila gusto pero I found Cathliene interesting.

"Kasalanan mo kasi eh. Sinabihan mo ng 'pulang-pula ang mukha' plus may 'mas pula pa sa regla ng nanay ko' edi ang resulta, HIGHBLOOD PRESSURE!!" Sabi ni Domex. Oo nga no? Baka mahilig siyang kumain ng baboy?

"Tara na nga. Baka mapagalitan pa tayo ni Maam HB." Sabi ko. Teka, magtour muna kami!! Sabi daw nila na maganda daw ang Carford.

"Dom, magtour muna tayo dito."

Ngumiti siya.

"Sure."

Then off we went to Wonderland!!

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A/N:

Short update muna. Vote na kayo. Nakakapagod magsulat.

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