Me: *pokes head into office* "Hi, Ms. B?" (We'll call her that for sake of not posting her actual name) "Can I ask you a question?"
Ms. B: "Yes."
Me: "Well, I've been... bla bla bla..." *explains*
Ms. B: "Oh, well talk to this teacher, do this, bla bla bla..."
Me: "Thanks." *turns to leave*
Ms. B: "What's your name?"
*mental facepalm*