❝Lady, running down to the riptide, taken away to the dark side❞ -Vance Joy
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"What do you need?"
"Whoa, did I catch you at a bad moment? Actually, I was planning to APOLOGIZE, but if this isn't--"
"Guava? Mango? Chicken doing the tango?"
"I'm sorry, did I--"
"A stress helpline?"
"--Wait is that a real thing?!"
"..."
"I mean--no; no, I'm sorry... but that isn't why I called--"
"What do you want?"
"Why is there shouting in the back--"
"--I'm sorry, pineapples are not on sale. Try again in a week."
"Tinkerbell--"
"... I'm sorry--..."
"Tinkerbell!"
"..."
"I just..."
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